Poems about funny eggs

1. Tang poems related to eggs urged Wenzhong to build a chicken fence.

Du Fu

I am afraid of walking, and my trip is forced to collapse. The more the wind spreads, the more eggs you eat in autumn.

People born in spring follow their mothers. The driver couldn't help shouting at the house on the hillside.

Bannu kills bamboo and hates red all day long. Turn the box over and block it.

There is a gap on the east side of the wall. You can build a high fence. Come away from the heat, go away from the heat, and ask your son what he has done.

Weave a cage and throw it away. Sparse can go through at once, and the claws are still dirty.

I forgive ants, but I avoid foxes. It should be suitable for all ages, and they have been enemies since then.

When the cage is repaired, you can see the profit and loss at close range. Clear leadership punishment, one by one analysis.

Don't be afraid of rain and morning, you will relieve your worries. It flows like a bird, and its heart is full of stones.

Rely on the poor and get rid of troubles. Unlike bodies in hometown, detention builds buildings.

The word "egg" in this article means egg.

There are many such poems. By extension, where there is a chicken, there is an egg. . . .

2. I am in a hurry to get the joke about eggs. Man walks into the grocery store: Boss, I want a glib one. Woman: What? What comes out of the cow's mouth is so dirty! Give me a dozen eggs.

In a refrigerator, the egg couldn't bear loneliness and began to talk. The first egg said to the second egg, "Ah! Look, the fifth egg has hair! ~ ~ ~ looks so ugly ~ ~ "The second one said to the third one," Look! ! Five eggs have long hair and are so ugly at a young age. Hey.

The third egg said to the fourth egg, "Look, look! ~ ~ Five eggs have long hair ~ ~ It's really ugly ~ ~ ~ "Unexpectedly, Five eggs have heard what they said. When other eggs looked at him with pitiful eyes, he couldn't stand it. He broke out, and he couldn't help shouting, "A bunch of illiterate people! ~ ~ ~ I'm kiwi! ! ! ! One day, the hen was sitting contentedly incubating her eggs. Suddenly, an egg jumped out from under the hen's ass.

The hen was startled: "What are you doing? Come back soon! " "The egg shouted angrily," You, you fart! " "An egg went to the teahouse to drink tea and turned into a tea egg; An egg went swimming in Songhua River, and it became a preserved egg. An egg went to Shandong, and turned into a Lu (halogen) egg. An egg was homeless and turned into a wild egg; An egg accidentally fell on the road, fell to the ground and became an inverted (guided) bomb. An egg ran into someone else's yard and became a yard bullet. An egg ran to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau and turned into a green (hydrogen) bomb. An egg got sick and became a bad person. An egg got married and became a married (hybrid) egg. An egg swam in the river and became a river bomb. An egg ran into the flowers and became a flower egg. (Dan) There is an egg riding on a horse with a knife. It turns out that he is a Beijing opera blues. An egg is female and ugly. Turns out to be a dinosaur egg. An egg is a male and his wife.