Share the classic funny lines of "Let Bullets Fly"

1. There must be wind and meat; There must be hot pot and fog; There must be beautiful women and donkeys!

2. I have three things to do: fairness, fairness or fucking fairness!

3. A lecherous county magistrate is not necessarily a good county magistrate.

4. Who is the poor? Whoever is poor is poor!

Jiang Wen touched Carina Lau's chest and said, We agreed to be in the same bed, but we don't want to enter the body. If I break the rules, the gun is here, and you can kill me at any time!

6. All the women in the city are white!

7. This fucking tax has been received in AD 20xx!

8. Pockmarked Zhang gives the master a minute to tell him where the money is. Beloved cried with fear. Pockmarked Zhang said, "It's time to cry!"

9. Mazi Zhang: This is Muza's music. Their name is Muza, and our name is Mozart here.

Son: Can you still recognize Muzha?

Asako Zhang: Sometimes.

Son: When?

Zhang Mazi: When his name was written on the record.

10. grandpa four, they spanked me in the face!

1 1. You don't even know who Fengxian Xiao is, so you become a prostitute? That's a famous chicken in the city!

12. Huang Shirang said to his opponent Wan Hu: You live, you will die sooner or later; If you die, you will live forever.

13. Drink the wine bit by bit and walk step by step-it's easy to pull eggs with one big step!

14. Huang Shirang: Daiyu and Qingwen come out.

Beloved: Why is there only one woman?

Huang Shiro: I gave her a Japanese name-Daiyu Qing Wen Zi!

15. Huang Shirang: Master Gao! The county magistrate has worked hard!

Master, Pockmarked Zhang: Master Huang is tall and hard!

16. Did I screw up? How do I feel that it has just begun!

17. Beloved: Your name is Zhang Mazi? But your face is not pockmarked!

Pockmarked Zhang: Does Huang Shiro have four on his face?

18. There is no road in the world, but there is a road with legs.

19. Third: They are prostitutes! Are you poor?

Second child: the poor, the daughter sold by the poor!

20. Favorite: Six people, with lights still on in front of others. I always turn off the lights. . . Shameless, shameless, bah! Or spend some money, it won't cost much. There are many girls. . .

2 1. Brother, don't you know me? . . Me. . I am always passive. .

Brother, don't you know me? I never leave anyone alive.

Brother, don't doubt me. . . I'll still pay it back. . . Commonly known as virgin

Dude, if it was me. . . . Then it will be her husband lying on the table! !

Pockmarked Zhang sighed at this time: It seems that the brothers are all people with stunts. . . .

22. The dead are more useful than the living!

23. Huang Shiro: Sorry.

Wan Hu replied firmly and trembling: My pleasure, sir!

24. favorite: widows can't touch! There will be a catastrophe!

Pockmarked Zhang: She became a widow. I can't let her be a widow!

25. More stupid than stupid? This is so stupid!

26. Pockmarked Zhang: Do you think you are important to me or money is important to me?

27. What is the most important thing to be a husband and wife? Love; What is the most important thing when you are a county magistrate? Be patient!

Huang Shiro: Me!

Pockmarked Zhang shook his head.

Huang Shiro: It won't be money, will it?

Zhang: Think again?

Huang Shiro: No, it's still me!

Pockmarked Zhang: Actually, neither you nor money is important to me! The important thing is that "without you" is very important to me!

28. Beloved: Do you want to sleep with me? Or are you going to kill me?

Asako Zhang: Sleep before you kill!

Beloved: Then you'd better kill me. . .

Asako Zhang: How can I sleep with you if I kill you?

29. Pockmarked Zhang: I like Master Tang best. You can't take away what I love!

30. Xiaohua pointed a gun at herself and pointed a gun at Zhang Mazi, saying: The second child has left, and now the third child has left, and the three of us have been separated by you.

3 1. favorite: you took your wife out of town to eat hot pot and sing, and suddenly you were robbed by bandits. .

32. Big Brother, do I hate it? If you don't think I hate him, I will continue to bully him. If you think I hate it, I'll disappear at once!

33. My words are on the tip of my tongue. Do you want me to swallow them back?

Pockmarked Zhang: swallow your words-you liar, it's a lie anyway!

34. Bao asked Zhang Mazi before he died: There are five letters of appointment in the pocket under the tree. . .

35. Pockmarked Zhang: Give me a fucking translation of what a fucking surprise is!