A very funny joke

An old lady is illiterate but likes to listen to the radio and must listen to the weather forecast every day. One day during dinner, I asked my family: "I have a question. Do you know where the local area is? It rains almost every day."

A little mouse on the cliff waved its short front paws. , jumped down again and again, trying to learn to fly. The female bat next to her looked at it and her head was broken and bleeding, and she said worriedly: Its father, if you don’t tell it, it is not our biological child!

Ghost: God, next time I am reincarnated I want to be as white as an angel and have a pair of wings, but I still want to suck blood.

God: Then reincarnate yourself as Hushu Bao.

Not long after the ant and the elephant got married, the elephant died. While the ant was burying the elephant, he cried bitterly: "My dear, why did you go so early? I have nothing else to do in my life but bury you!"

. One day, I was out of breath. I was exhausted and chased the last bus, shouting while chasing: Master! Master, wait for me~

Suddenly a passenger stuck his head out of the car window and said to me slowly: Wukong. Just stop chasing me

One day I took a biology test and one of the questions asked me to guess the name of the bird by looking at its legs. A certain student really didn't understand and angrily tore up the paper and prepared to leave the examination room. The invigilator was very angry and asked him: "Which class are you in and what is your name?" A certain student lifted up his trouser legs and said: "Guess, you guess."

In a certain public toilet, A Jun was constipated and couldn't pull it out after a long time. At this time, another man, Mr. B, rushed in. As soon as he squatted down, he started to poop so hard. After hearing this, Mr. A said: "Man, I really envy you for having such a good poop." "It's so happy." Mr. B said: "What's there to envy? I haven't taken off my pants yet..."

The noodles were hurt by the steamed buns. He went to his cousin instant noodles to take revenge. The instant noodles saw the bean buns and beat him up. When he came back Then he said to the noodle: Don’t worry, I’ll beat all the shit out of it.

The flight attendant advised passengers to wear seat belts

“Everyone who didn’t wear a seat belt last time the plane made an emergency landing was bruised and bloody from the fall.”

Q: “Then fasten it? The one with the seat belt"

Answer: "It's okay, they are all sitting fine, just like a living person"

On one side... on the other...

Child: He is taking off his clothes and putting on his pants at the same time.

Teacher’s comment: Should he take off his clothes? Or should he put them on?

Title: Among them

Children: One of my left feet is injured.

Teacher’s comment: Are you a centipede?

Title: Continuously

Children: After get off work, dad comes home one after another.

Teacher’s comment: How many fathers do you have?

Title: Sad

Children: There is a ditch in front of my house. It’s sad.

Teacher’s comments: The teacher is even sadder

Topic: And again

Children: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin.

Teacher’s comment: Is your mother a Transformer?

Title: Look

Children: What are you looking at! Haven’t you seen it?

Teacher’s comment: Don’t be too arrogant

Topic: Xinxiangrong

Children write: Xinxiangrong confesses.

Teacher’s comment: Don’t watch too many TV series!

Title: Delicious

Children wrote: Tasty ass.

Teacher: .........

Topic: Innocence

Children wrote: Today It’s so hot.

Teacher’s comment: You are so naive

Topic: Sure enough

The child said: Yesterday I ate fruit and then drank cold water

Teacher’s comment: They are phrases and cannot be separated

Title: first... then... Example: Eat first, then take a bath.

Children: Goodbye, sir!

Teacher’s comment: ........................

Topic: Besides

Children: A train passed by, what's more, what's more, what's more, what's more

Teacher's comment: I'll just die