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Find some classic lines for the party (add comments)

1) Ge You: I don't learn from him. "I am a great country and I am honest."

This sentence has been hyped on the internet for a long time before I saw the movie. I estimate that Director Feng is going to produce a five-generation and ten-country version of Kindness, but he happened to watch too many advertisements recently, which has become such a publicity effect. . )

2) Ge You: The momentum is like a rainbow

My first reaction was: Is Changhong one of the sponsors of the banquet? )

(5) children are not suitable for class (children consciously cover their eyes. . )

1) Zhang Ziyi: "How did Uncle know the order of my makeup removal?"

Ge You: "It's not just removing makeup. I know the order in which the sister-in-law takes a bath. "

(Wow. . . Peeking into the queen's bathroom. . . . Infinite YY. . . )

2) Zhang Ziyi: "Uncle, can you leave the prince alone?"

Ge You: "Can your sister-in-law let it go?"

A: Is this kind of transaction too much? It's just a good rhyme. . )

3) Ge You: You mean he can't?

Zhang Ziyi: No, if he wants to, he will be handsome and heroic.

Ge You: But he won't. . Right?

I guess it's right. Why don't you knock out a little prince? Dig haha, it will be more lively. . )

Ge You: Does your sister-in-law want me to die?

Zhang Ziyi: Just kidding. Why is uncle serious?

Ge You: I admit it. I'll give it to my sister-in-law

(true love beauty does not love mountains and rivers. . . )

5) Ge You: "Even a piece of ice, I can burn it."

Zhang Ziyi: "What if this ice turns into fire? There is fire in the mouth. . "

Ge You: "Then I will swallow it to warm my heart."

Zhang Ziyi: swallow it now ~ ~