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To tell the truth is too risky

The truth is too risky

1. The lyrics of "The Truth is Too Risky" are as follows:

Oops

I won’t play anymore.

What? I lost three times in a row

Haha, choose quickly

Truth or dare

You still have to choose truth, right?

Listen up

It’s strange that you love puppies

It’s strange that you always wander in your mind

Always fantasize about girls

Long black hair

Let’s take you away

Game battle until dawn

The ultimate evolution of dark circles

Staying up late is terrible

Hurry up and go to sleep

The spider is behind you

You look so scared

It’s no use trying to be cool

The food looks too ugly

Too much narcissism

Every time I forget to pay, I can still walk out of the door

It’s not me who is behind me

To tell the truth is too risky

But you don’t have to act in front of me

Just laugh if you want

Sometimes there is no bottom line

But Save some face in front of girls

To tell the truth is too risky

Anyway, the disadvantages and advantages are low

You have seen them all

Wannashow if you are happy

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Wannago if you fall out

But you understand me

This is enough

Don’t frown aside

Pretend you don’t want to leave anymore

Don’t say anything

5678 It’s your turn

Sleep and hug the bear

Eat and love Wrong onion

Besides my family, I will tolerate you

Don’t think you didn’t

The sleeping position was too ugly once

No I couldn't bear to wake you up

Dooling

Take pictures before leaving

There are too many selfies of you in the phone

The memory is obviously faster Not enough

To tell the truth is too risky

But you don’t have to act in front of me

Just laugh if you want

Sometimes there is no bottom line

But save some face in front of girls

To tell the truth is too risky

Anyway, the shortcomings and advantages are low

You have seen them all

Wannashow if you are happy

Wannago if you fall out

But you understand me

This is enough

Take what you say as the truth As a bargaining chip

Rock, paper, scissors was cheated

Haha, you lost again

Admit it now that you have a bad temper sometimes

Oh

To tell the truth is too risky

But you don’t have to act in front of me

Just laugh if you want

Sometimes there is no bottom line

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But save some face in front of girls

To tell the truth is too risky

Anyway, the disadvantages and advantages are low

You have seen them all

Wannashow if you are happy

Wannago if you fall out

But you understand me

This is enough

2. "The Truth is Too Much" "Adventure" is a song written by Wang Yanbing and Liu Jia, composed by Liu Jia, and sung by TFBOYS. The song is included in the album "Our Time" released by TFBOYS on December 15, 2017. The song was first sung at the Hunan Satellite TV Lantern Festival Gala on February 22, 2016.

500 Truth or Dare Questions

When it comes to 500 Truth or Dare Questions, everyone knows that some people ask what are the classic Truth or Dare questions? , In addition, some people want to ask middle school students truth or dare questions. Do you know what is going on? In fact, the toughest question in Truth or Dare? , let’s take a look at what are the classic questions in Truth or Dare? , hope it can help everyone!

500 Truth or Dare Questions

1. What are the classic Truth or Dare questions?

The classic truth or dare questions are as follows:

1. Who is your favorite person here?

2. If you were asked to KISS someone at the scene, who would you choose?

3. When did you laugh from the bottom of your heart for the first time? Big Adventure 100 Questions.

4. What is the craziest thing you have done so far?

5. If you were given a superpower, what would you want to have?

6. Would you choose the person you love or the person who loves you?

7. Who is your favorite person now?

8. What is your current wish?

9. Have you ever hated anyone?

10. What should you do if you feel that one of your choices was wrong, but now you can never do it again?

11. Which is more important to you, love or friendship?

12. If you could predict the future, what would you least like to see? A fun truth or dare that’s not too over the top.

13. Is there really true love in the world? What does true love look like in your eyes? 500 truth-telling questions.

2. Truth or Dare questions for middle school students

Truth or Dare questions for middle school students are as follows:

1. What is your ** wish at the moment? 100 sharp questions to tell the truth.

2. Who do you want to thank the most? A more serious confessional issue.

3. Tell ten lies from now on. A little truth or dare question.

4. What is your favorite food?

5. When did you cry the most? Why?

6. What is the one thing you regret most? A big adventure with 100 penalties.

7. What has been the most touching thing?

8. What are the 5 things you want most? The question of truthfulness.

9. Which song is your favorite?

10. Which one do you like to watch the most? What is the subject matter? Truth question.

11. If there was an afterlife, which animal would you choose to be?

12. What are the three wishes you most want to realize?

3. The toughest question in Truth or Dare?

1. Questions about telling the truth

1. How far are you with your boyfriend/girlfriend? 100 of the dirtiest and most outrageous questions.

2. Which member of the opposite sex here do you like the most? There are 500 truth or dare questions that are more normal.

3./Pants color.

4. Age of first kiss.

5. The most embarrassing thing about yourself.

6. When did you laugh from the bottom of your heart for the first time?

7. How far are you willing to sacrifice for love.

8. Friends and boyfriend/girlfriend are more important.

9. Which part of the body is the most beautiful? A complete collection of truth or dare questions.

10. If there was an afterlife, which one would you choose? The truth is a more profound question.

11. Will you choose Hngsexbeforemarriage?

12. If you were asked to choose one of the characters, who would you choose?

13. If someone quarrels with you, what will you do? Questions about speaking the truth with high emotional intelligence.

14. Which time did you cry the saddest? Why?

15. If you are dating someone you like and meet your ex’s boyfriend, how will you behave?

16. What would you do if someone told you that I fell in love with you?

2. Punishment for big adventures

1. Carrying a member of the opposite sex around the venue.

2. Sing Qing Plateau**.

3. Make a face that everyone is satisfied with.

4. Hold a member of the opposite sex until the end of the next round of Truth or Dare.

5. Confess like a member of the opposite sex for 3 minutes.

6. Interlock your fingers with a person of the opposite sex and look at each other for 10 seconds.

7. Invite a member of the opposite sex to sing a love song for you, or invite a member of the opposite sex to sing a love song duet with you. Honestly ask super private questions.

The toughest question in Truth or Dare?

8. Do your sexiest and most charming expression or movement.

9. Eat what everyone brings to you. A complete collection of adventure questions.

What are the classic questions related to Truth or Dare? Related content is

100 Punishments for a Big Adventure

1. Go behind the back of the opposite sex.

2. Sing the first sentence of "Plateau"

3. Make a face that satisfies everyone. It is suitable for students to talk about truth or dare.

4. Press and hold a member of the opposite sex until the end of the next Truth or Dare, and play the Punishment Book across the screen.

5. Confess your love for 3 minutes like a heterosexual.

6. Insert your fingers into the other person’s eyes and hold for 10 seconds.

7. Invite a member of the opposite sex to sing a love song for you, or invite a member of the opposite sex to sing 500 truth or dare topics with your love.

8. Make your most sexy and charming expression or movement. Truth or dare is a tough question.

9. 500 real questions about eating everyone’s food for you.

10. Dancing hula,

11. Squatting on a stool with constipation.

12. Kiss ***, or kiss a member of the opposite sex, in any location.

13. Kiss the wall for 10 seconds.

14. Imitate ancient special professional women to play truth or dare on their mobile phones.

15. Imitate Melatonin, singing and dancing at the same time.

16. Let him shout "Selling slippers ~ 2 yuan a pair, buy one and get three free" on the street.

17. Grab the iron door and shout "Let me out!"

18. Wink at strangers

1. The man uses his arms to measure the woman from the front A woman measures a man's bust or waist; the fine is 500 for taking a big risk.

2. Hold each other’s arms and feed each other wine and food; a great online adventure punishment project.

3. Being kissed and intoxicated for 10 seconds;

4. Spinning in place 10 times;

5. Belly dancing; even the wheat game was fined 100 lines .

6. Jump;

7. Shouting that I am a pig;

8. Walk the cat walk;

9. Put three Sister Furong is S-shaped;

10. Kiss the member of the opposite sex on the left;

11. Take off one piece of clothing until the end; it is not too much punishment just for fun.

12. Pick up the girl on the right;

13. Do a Hollywood kiss;; Guess the words and topics on the other person’s head.

14. Kneel down and beg for marriage: If I don’t propose to you, I will regret it for the rest of my life, because you are the only one for me.

15. Shouting, Little Universe~

16. Agent Sirrah: "My name is Adora, He-Man's sister. This is the tailwind horse, my mount. I There is a dark secret, when my sword shouts: "Give me strength, I am the boy!" "Only three people know this secret. They are: Ray of Hope, Mrs. Raz, and Call.

Together with other friends, I fight against the evil Dick to save Sheila! ”

17. Choose a girl and say: I will hold you tightly in my arms and kiss you millions of times, as passionately as on the equator.

18. Choose A boy who beats his chest and says, you are so annoying. Take a big risk and play a trick.

19. Lying on the bed and saying that I am in bed.

20. One person holds a card in his mouth first, and the other person holds the card in his mouth from the other side and moves it away;

21. The girl lies on the ground, the boy stays on top, and does five push-ups. ;

22. The boy lies on the ground, and the girl stays on it for 5 seconds; 100 truth stories about the most dirty and explosive issues

3. The boy sits on the bed, and the girl lies on it. On the bed, put your head on the boy's lap and look at each other for 10 seconds;

24. The boy pushed the girl to the corner and held up the wall with one hand, and they looked at each other affectionately for 10 seconds;

25. The boy kneels down on one leg, the girl reaches out her hand, the boy kisses the girl’s back;

26. The boy kneels down on one leg, the girl kisses the boy’s forehead;

27. The boy picks up the girl for 5 seconds;

28. The boy hugs the girl face to face, and the girl faces the boy with her legs;

9. Raise a glass and drink;

30. Hello Peanuts;

31. Dance in circles;

32. Girls step on boys’ feet and dance;

33. Girls sit on boys’ calves and boys do sit-ups. ;

34. Hug;

35. Kiss your face;

36. Kiss your neck;

37. Cross your fingers One round;

38. Facing each other with crossed fingers, looking at each other affectionately, Gaara's Goose

39. Situation comedy: A man and a woman meet, and the boy says: " Hello, my surname is Huo Heming. What about you? The girl said: "My name is Dangwu." "Boys and girls said at the same time: "Oh! Noon is weeding day! ”

40. Stand up and shout: “I am Superman, I want to go home!” ";

41. Let women find ways to excite men;

42. Hold a dustpan on their head, hold a broom, sing and dance: I love labor, I love hygiene;

43.Two people faced each other and took a bath.

If they insist on squirming around, they have to sing "Swipe, swipe";

44. Do something like Sailor Moon, and then say to someone: I will punish you on behalf of the moon! !

45. The boy touched his chest and said "Oh, it's too small";

46. Find a boy to put his legs on his shoulders and let him kick his legs;

47. Kiss the forehead of the second opposite sex from the left;

48. Change into the coat of the opposite sex on the left;

49. Sing in the toilet and let everyone Everyone can hear what is being sung;

50. Name the water system in China that flows through the Beijing-Hangzhou Grand Canal;

51. Pull the right ear with your left hand, and the left ear with your right hand. Pass under;

52. On the right is the second person of the opposite sex, one is playing with Pretty Girl Moon, the other is playing with Super Beast, and then Pretty Girl Moon will bring Super Beast with her;

53 .Wear your own coat to perform Zhang Qingcheng's "I took it off, I put it on, I took it off, I put it on again";

54. Tighten your abdomen and twist your waist, 3 times each;

55 . Lock yourself in the toilet with the opposite sex on the right and wait for a round of games;

56. Use toilet paper as a scarf and hang a circle of games around your neck;

57. For the **boy on the right , the person drawn in the next round will board the boat for him;

58. Choose two boys to pose like Sister Furong together;

59. Hug the opposite sex sideways;

60. Slowly and sexyly lift the coat to the point where it can no longer be lifted;

61. Shout "I'm so lonely" out the window;

The most exciting punishment method in Adventure

A complete list of punishments in Adventure

1. Spin around ten times and then lean on someone

2. Put the first one on the right Hug someone of the opposite sex sideways

3. Squeeze out hand cream and apply it on the nearest person of the opposite sex

4. Grab someone at random and say, I am pregnant with your child

5. Pinch the left earlobe with your right hand, bend down, turn ten times, and then stand alone for ten seconds

6. Eat what everyone has brought for you

7. Hold Sing a love song on the thigh of the person opposite you

8. Choose a boy, hit him on the chest, and say "You are so disgusting"

9. Walk around the show like a supermodel

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10. Find a way to excite the designated member of the opposite sex

11. Use tissue paper as a scarf to wrap around your neck and hold on until the end of the next round

12. Use Others use their mobile phones to call their boyfriends and girlfriends and let them guess who they are

13. You are really disgusting, so disgusting”

14. Wipe the mouth of the nearest person.

15. Choose someone and say to them affectionately, "You are so beautiful, so beautiful."

I have a lot to say to you, but in fact I have never told you."

16. Hold an umbrella in front of a stranger, stare at him and say "I am a mushroom"

20. Cross your right hand across the back of your head and touch your right eye from the left side

21. Choose a person of the opposite sex to confess your affection to her

22. Talk to a person of the opposite sex present. Say love words face to face for one minute

23. Kiss the wall for one minute

24. Call your significant other and say "I know about you and him" and then hang up

25. Imitate animal sounds

26. Imitate a groupie and ask for an autograph from a designated person

27. Sing a song to the person of the opposite sex who is closest to you

28. Find someone of the opposite sex and ask her to put her legs on your shoulders and rub her legs

29. Shout "Burn the little universe"

30. Jump Belly dance

31. Make a face that satisfies everyone

32. Say to the waiter of the opposite sex, "Please give me your smile and I will pack it"

33 , as the host chants, make the following expression: "When a son is born, he will be called daddy by genius, and he will win the first prize."

34. Pick up the person on your right and hold on for five seconds

35. Call someone and say: "Hello, I am playing truth or dare. If I lose, I want to call you to confess my love.

By the way, I chose to tell the truth."

36. Lift up your bra strap and say proudly to others: "Look, it's a famous brand."

37. Yes Breathe into the sensitive part of the opposite sex's ear farthest from you for seconds

38. Sing children's songs, such as "Two Tigers", "Twinkle, Twinkle, Twinkle", "Only Mom is Good in the World", "Counting ducks", "catching loaches", "picking up a penny", etc.

39. Stand at the door of the toilet and say "welcome" to people entering

40. kiss The closest person of the same sex

41. Touch your breasts and say, “Oh, it’s too small.”

42. Yell twice, “I’m a beast, I’m not as good as a pig or a dog.” ”

43. Licking your lower lip and saying to the player opposite you, “You look so delicious”

44. Doing your most sexy and charming action

45 , find three people of the opposite sex at random, and ask shyly one by one: "Am I beautiful?" "Three people all said that beauty is the only thing that has passed.

46. Sing the last line of Qinghai-Tibet Plateau

47. Designate a person of the opposite sex, hold his or her thigh and sing "Love Me, Don't Leave"

48. Boys do fifteen push-ups, and girls jump on the spot ten times

49. Send an "I love you" message to the Nth number on your phone

50. Change clothes with the person of the opposite sex on the left

51. Imitate the ancient brothel woman soliciting customers

52. Shouting "I am loved by everyone, Hanami" "Little Lolita in Bloom"

53. Kiss the first member of the opposite sex on the left

54. Choose a person to sing "Good Dad, Bad Dad" to him

55. Put the legs of someone of the opposite sex on your shoulders and beat their legs while saying, "Master, are you feeling comfortable?" ”

56. Slowly and sexyly lift your top to a position where it cannot be lifted

57. Sing happy birthday to...

58 , Take off the clothes of the first boy on the right

59. Sing a song in the private room next door

60. Wink at strangers

61. Find a If you are a member of the opposite sex, kneel down on one knee and kiss the other person’s hand

62. Perform a gorilla beating its chest and shouting

63. Stand at the door of the toilet and say to people going out, "It’s delicious, come again."

64. Shine the shoes of the nearest person

65. Sing "Only Mom is Good in the World" to a girl present

66. Imitate your head carefully Actions and lines of emoticons

67. Learn the actions of Tsukino Hare and say to someone "I will destroy you on behalf of the moon"

68. Have a drink with the person of the opposite sex who is farthest away

69. Perform a frog leap and make a "croak" sound

70. Laugh for five seconds, then cry for five seconds

71. Walk Go sit down in the private room opposite, then stand up suddenly and walk back

72. Kiss the second person from the left on the forehead

73. Shouting "I'm so lonely"

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74. Shouting: “I am a pig, I am a pig, I really am a pig! ”

75. Find a stranger, hold their hand, and say excitedly: “It’s been a year, and I can’t be a well-off person and hold you back.”

76 , choose a person of the opposite sex and say affectionately: "I will hold you tightly in my arms and kiss you millions of times, as passionately as I kiss you under the equator. ”

A complete collection of adventure punishments

1. Face to face, kiss and be intoxicated for ten seconds

2. Interlock your fingers, look at each other affectionately, and recite King Luo Bin’s poem "Goose"

3. One person pushes the other person against the corner and looks at each other affectionately for ten seconds

4. When filming the "Millennium Killing" stunt, the photo must be voted on and must be approved unanimously.

5. One kneels down on one knee and the other kisses his forehead

6. Imitate the Melatonin commercial, singing and dancing

7. Use by one person Hold a card in your mouth, and the other person will hold it with his mouth

8. One person carries the other person around the arena

9. Two people sing "Good Dad, Bad Dad" Lead singer, one backup singer.

10. One person steps on the feet of another person to dance ballroom

11. When facing each other, you should wear a bathing suit, twist your buttocks, and say "wash, scrub, scrub, scrub" in your mouth

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12. Feed each other a mouthful of food

13. Cross your fingers and hold for one round

14. Pole dance, one of them is a human pole

15. One person lies on his back on the ground, and the other person supports him on top, doing five push-ups

A complete collection of adventure punishments

1. Imitate Melatonin commercials, singing and dancing at the same time

2. Kiss a person designated in advance, or kiss a person of the opposite sex, no matter where you are.

3. Hold a person of the opposite sex until the end of the next round of truth or dare

4. Squatting on a stool as if constipated

5. Let him go to the street and shout, "They are selling slippers~One pair for one price, buy one and get one free"

6. Interlocking fingers with a member of the opposite sex and looking at each other for seconds

7. Kissing the wall with expressions for seconds

8. Winking at a stranger's pretty girl

9. Like a person Minutes of Confession to the Opposite Sex

10. Imitate ancient special professional women soliciting customers

11. Make your sexiest and most charming expressions or movements

12. Hold on to the iron The door shouts "Let me out!"

13. Sing the last line of the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau

14. Invite a member of the opposite sex to sing a love song for you, or invite a member of the opposite sex to sing a love song duet with you

15. Dance hula

16. Make a face that everyone is satisfied with

17. Eat what everyone brings to you

18. Carrying someone of the opposite sex around the venue

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