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Healing is a warm night: everything will be fine, embarrassing for a lifetime.

1, from now on, be a sunny person. No more sadness, no more intense impatience, upward, close to the sun. 2. The heart will hide what we can't say, but the eyes can see what we are trying to hide.

3. If life is just like the first time, aren't you afraid of vicissitudes?

There is an advantage in the lowest valley of life, that is, no matter which direction you work hard, it is upward.

5. The sense of security is the stability when the dust settles, and it is the belief of never giving up.

6. Silence can make a chaotic heart clear.

People are talking about how to kill time, and time is quietly eroding people's lives.

8. Time flies, this time has passed, and time is like a ray of light smoke passing through your fingertips.

9. It is better to be a sad wise man than a happy fool.

10, just don't meet. You will always be the one I remember.

1 1. The more unlucky you are, the more you should just hold your horses, cheer up silently and spend it quietly. Don't bother, create a laughing stock, and leave future trouble. Yi Shu

12, you are too tired because you are too sensitive and soft-hearted.

13, good temper is made, bad habits are used, and love to pick things up is idle.

14, the so-called luck is that when you are ready, the opportunity comes.

15, do anything. Attempts are life. Kotaro Isaka

16, fleeting time is everything to a person, and the rest are happy and unfortunate moments. Wang xiaobo

17, graduation is a window pane, we have to smash it, then walk over with sharp fragments, and start a completely different life after blood. Jing M.Guo

18, I will do anything, and I will be embarrassed for a lifetime. Zhang Jiajia

19. If you are a boat, it is your destiny to go with the flow. Don't dock.

20. Everything is when you are here, and everything is you when you are away.

2 1. At the end of a person's life, he will be asked two questions before God. If your answers to these two questions are yes, then you can go to heaven. The first question is: Are you happy? The second question is: Did you make others happy?

22, time is too thin, fingers are too wide, casual glance, has been separated by years.

23. Everyone is an abyss, and when you look down, you can't help feeling dizzy.

24, some pain, I can't say it, I can only endure it until I can slowly forget it.

25. Maybe not every day is so beautiful, but there will be beautiful things every day.

26. In that year, the future was so far away and shapeless, and we were so simple and carefree.

27. In order to win others' praise and smile, I am afraid to throw myself into all the shackles of all modes.

28. On the road, I suddenly found myself with only a vague face, a road that cannot be turned back.

29. Perhaps, when a tireless journey is over, only those who stand at the finish line will feel tired.

30. Are there two diametrically opposite skies in people's hearts? One is a sunny day, we can clearly see each other's smile and hear his happy or sad voice. We can correctly identify which face deserves which name, and we know who is who. If the other person turns another sky in front of us, then everything will become non-existent, except darkness.

3 1, memory is no longer a ruin, and memory will eventually become a dream.

Good morning Xinyu: It's easy to say a lifetime, but it's too difficult to live a lifetime.

One of the signs of a person's maturity is to understand that 90% of what happens to him every day is meaningless to others.

Know how to be kind to each other and cherish what is worth having now.

Life is a train to the grave. There will be many stops on the way, and it is difficult to have someone to accompany you from beginning to end. When the person accompanying you wants to get off the bus, be grateful even if you don't give up, and then wave goodbye. Spirited Away, Miyazaki Hayao

In the most struggling years, you should love someone who can give you motivation, not someone who can make you exhausted.

Disappointment is not terrible, what is terrible is that luck is not enough to completely despair.

If you like something, don't ask others if it looks good. Your life will not be better because of what others say. Whether you like it or not is up to you.

Life is easy, but it's too difficult. Minglu

Good morning in 2020: turning around may be a lifetime.

1. The road ahead is still far. You can cry, but you must persist and never stop. The years are young, and I really want to see how the years change, just look at a face and pass each other's time. However, the world is very noisy, and people who love each other begin to quarrel and can't stay away from the inner noise. After all, feelings are always painful, and even if you have them, you will be afraid that one day they will not belong to you. 2. Life is a wandering journey. Let go of your impetuosity and laziness. If your heart is not as wide as the sea, how can life be peaceful? Crying for a day, laughing for a day, the mentality is tempered; Happiness is cultivated by satisfaction; Health comes from walking. Compassion has no enemies, and wisdom cannot be troubled; Freedom is more comfortable and easier to let go of nature.

Sometimes, you find yourself growing up overnight, but you can't see your future and you don't know what to do. People live in a process, and the wonderful process is the real possession. In the face of life's troubles and setbacks, the most important thing is to straighten your mind and face everything positively. No matter how hard and tired you are, keep smiling. Smile and your life will be better!

4. Life is understanding and keeping happiness in your heart. In the face of failure and frustration, please choose to be strong. One cannot make the same mistake twice. It's not wrong to do it again, it's your choice.

5. The departure of leaves is not the pursuit of the wind, nor is it that the tree can't stay, but the arrangement of fate, natural selection, flowering and falling, and the cycle of heaven. What should come will always come, and what should go will always go. Sometimes leaving doesn't mean the end, but another beginning.

6. Dream, you can't do it too deep, too deep, and it's hard to wake up; Words should not be too full, full and difficult to understand; Tone, can not be set too high, high, it is difficult to chorus; Things cannot be done too absolutely, absolutely, and it is difficult to enter and retreat; Love, not too deep, too deep, difficult to extricate themselves; , can't see too heavy, too heavy, it's hard to see clearly; People, can't do too fake, fake, hard to heart.

7. Gratitude is the most powerful positive energy. The weather is sunny, the moon is full and people are round, and people are blessed. How do you look at life? Life responds to you. Complaining less will only corrupt you; How grateful, it can make you high. The sky belongs to everyone, it won't just fall on you. Knowing how to be grateful is an energy conversion. There is only haze in the heart, and the sun will be blocked; With more sunshine in your heart, the haze will dissipate sooner or later.

8. Do what is meaningful in life and what you believe. Your meticulous care will be remembered. Origin and extinction, strong and weak. What we can do is to cherish that time and talk about karma. Wealth is a deposit, you can't take it away; Honor is a bright lamp, you can't keep it; Success is a kind of fruit, you can't taste it all year round; Life is a process, you can't stop it.

9. When you accept your past, enjoy your present and remain optimistic about your future, you are at the peak of your life. When you realize that success won't make you, failure won't crush you, and dullness won't drown you, you will stand at the peak of your life. When you can look back with regret, look forward with hope, look down with compassion and look up with calmness, you will stand at the top of your soul.

10. Life is a net, and it is impossible to understand the countless ties in life; Life is like a ship, and there are countless thousands of turns in the voyage. The ship of life can only be its own captain and ferry itself to the other side of life. Don't let go of your obsession and adapt to your destiny. If you chase, it is nothing more than labor and sorrow.

165438+ Take it, put it, keep it or not. In the hustle and bustle, live a kind of inner peace, precipitation, or serenity, and let fate run in peace. Don't be confused, don't fall in love, don't be afraid of the future, and don't miss the past, so it's safe.

12. Elegance is not a kind of training, but an experience. The beauty of a person is not his appearance, but all his past experiences, which leave scars in his heart and fade away, making him strong and quiet. Indifference is not camouflage, but precipitation. Arrogance is the quicksand of success; Enthusiasm is the catalyst of success; Giving up halfway is the natural enemy of success; Success is to decipher the code from humble to great.

13. Life is a game, compared with mentality. Sitting on the wealth of the family and dying will eventually usher in a disaster; Although remain uncorrupted and content with fate, happiness will come sooner or later. The ultimate goal of life is a happy life. Money, fame and profit are all good. If you want to exchange happiness, don't worry. The highest state of life is to be born crying and to escape from the world with a smile. Life is impermanent, gains and losses are frequent, and I have a good attitude. You are happy because you get it, not sad because you lose it.

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15. Many people always think that childishness means childishness. They give up their true colors in fear and are mature in many ways, so their smiles can't shine into their already dim hearts. Naivety is not the exclusive bright color of children, nor is it the endorsement of youth. This is not a concept of time. It will not grow old or die with the years. The more you grow up, the more you should keep your innocence in your heart, purify your mind, and ask for no benefit. But should leave innocence and care about it. This is a kind of wisdom.

16. Life is very simple, reflecting everyone's face and taking the same attitude. Innocence is a sincere heart. No matter what benefits you will get from the opposite side, you should regard innocence as a good cause, not demanding, and don't be embarrassed because you are different from your own beliefs. The fate of the world's upper layers is not without, but without arrival, with a little innocence, quietly waiting for the coming beauty. Even if you pass by, it is similar happiness, or you should just smile.

17. Life is like sunshine. If you face it, you will feel warm and harsh, but if you face the sun, the warmth will always be behind you. Life needs to be a little naive, daydream bravely, and don't be afraid of bumps and unpredictability. After all, the road to go is still to be avoided. If you integrate innocence into your life, you can illuminate the road with imagination and express it directly to your life. The road under your feet is as smooth as ever.

18. In this world, you don't need a complicated heart, simple innocence, a little wisdom to know how to smile, a simple observation of people you meet, a gift of wisdom to treat everything in the world, and a casual innocence. Occasionally, it is not a lack of strength, but a freedom to laugh at vicissitudes.

19. Happiness is an appreciation ability. People who are good at appreciating themselves, others, society, nature and the world will certainly gain more happiness; Happiness is an acquired ability, and the achievements gained through self-efforts will bring us great happiness; Happiness is a kind of perceptual ability. Every bit of life needs our heart to understand.

20. See clearly your own strength, constantly know yourself, understand the essence of good and evil, beauty and ugliness, nobility and lewdness, happiness and sadness, hope and despair, and establish the most favorable life belief for your goals; We must have a correct evaluation of our wisdom and ability, abandon the idea of being too big and ambitious, and set a suitable lifestyle for ourselves.

Good morning, tell me about your mood: some people you have watched all your life but ignored all your life.

1, sometimes a little affirmation means a lot to me. 2. When people are quiet, they can settle down, settle down and be wise, be wise and realize, and realize and get.

The person who hurts you is either stronger than you or weaker than you. If he is weaker than you, forgive him; If he is better than you, forgive yourself.

4. Buddha said: The person you hate will never see you again in the afterlife, so don't waste time on him; The person you love will never see you again in the next life, so treat him well in this life.

5, life is bitter and sweet, that is called integrity; Love is fun when there is trouble and harmony; What feels sad and happy is called experience; It is natural to have cloudy and sunny days; Sometimes it's precious to keep in touch.

6. Everyone who shines has survived one unknown night after another. This is what we really deserve and admire.

7. People are always old, or old and wretched, or old and mediocre, or old and elegant. We always have a choice.

8, we will feel anxious, nothing more than because now we are far away from our imaginary self. The best way to overcome anxiety is to do something that makes you anxious. Don't ask, don't wait, don't hesitate, don't look back, since you have decided this road, don't ask how long it will take. This is the best way to overcome anxiety.

Yesterday's sun can't dry today's clothes. Don't dwell on past memories all the time. Living in the past, there are knots everywhere. Go ahead. From then on, there was good luck everywhere.

10. Most people die in their twenties and thirties, because after this age, they are just their own shadows, and spend the rest of their lives imitating themselves, repeating what they have done, thought, loved and hated in their lives day after day, more mechanically and affectedly.

1 1. When a woman is happiest, she earns a lot of money by herself and lives a decent life. It doesn't matter whether she has children, a boyfriend or a husband. She can play wherever she wants. You can take good care of her parents, you can control your life as you like, you can live without being trapped by life, and you can live without her face. No matter how calm you look at any age, you don't need to compare with others or have many friends. She is herself.

12, I'd rather be hated by myself than pretend to cater to others. Those who know you will stay, and those who don't know you, you can't pray. Because others are unhappy, it is better to live more freely.

13, sometimes people really don't have to consider too many people's opinions, but it is even more confusing. You just need to make your most instinctive decision firmly and decisively. Perhaps, this matter will really belong to you, and it will not just stay in imagination.

14, some things are not knots, but scars. The knot can be untied, but the scar is always there. Instead of telling others the truth and making it a joke, let it rot in your heart and digest it yourself.

15. People who promise to be polite are not necessarily true friends, but despicable people. On the contrary, they will help you when you need help. Language is often false, and what we experience together is true. Good people often have a mean mouth, while bad people often have a sweet mouth.

Life can't be as good as you think, but it can't be as bad as you think. I think people's fragility and strength are beyond imagination. Sometimes, I may be too fragile to burst into tears at a word, and sometimes I find myself gritting my teeth and walking a long way. Maupassant

17, as if nothing had happened, it turned out to be the best revenge. Why do you want to prove something to someone who is not worth it? Live better for yourself.

18, time is a beautiful thing, forgive the unforgivable, and the past can't pass. Maybe you want to go back to the old time once in a while, but you know, people always have to learn to look forward.

19, distracted, naturally confused, distracted, naturally lonely.

20. There is no right or wrong in love, only willing or not.

2 1, what is a friend? A friend is when you understand everything I say.

22, people and people, getting along with each other for a short time depends on temper, so they need patience; Get along for a long time to see the character and be friends; Life depends on virtue, and virtue is good and safe.

23. When one day, you find that your emotions can't be expressed in words, but you would rather let yourself disappear in the street with gorgeous street lights on at night. This is loneliness.

24. The reason why I can't find a boyfriend may be because God put the other half on me. So I can take care of myself when I am sick. You can run home without an umbrella when it rains heavily, and you can also repair your computer. Light bulbs are hermaphroditic like God.

25. Because you are too enthusiastic about people, you always feel that others are indifferent to you. Because I love someone too much, I always feel that the person you love doesn't love you enough.

26. What a woman needs is a warm feeling, patience with you, knowing that you always think about her safety when you are free.

27. I think the deepest love is to be live high like you after separation.

28. Keep yourself busy, so busy that you have no time to think about unimportant things, so many things are quietly forgotten. Time may not prove many things, but it can certainly see through many things. Believe in your choice, be firm, run hard, and tomorrow will be better.

29. Some bitches, the more you scold them, the more they take themselves seriously, just like maggots. You throw shit at them, but you raise them. So, when someone asks you why you are working so hard, you say: Instead of wasting time educating others, spend some time cultivating yourself, because you can't give the world to people you despise.

30. People who like to take advantage of small things feel stingy once they are rejected by others. Refuse not because they care about petty advantages, but because they have long been used to treating people as fools. This is why most people don't like to make friends with people who like to take advantage of small things.

3 1, some people you have watched all your life but ignored all your life, some people you have only looked at but have influenced all your life, some people are enthusiastic about being happy for you but have been left out by you, some people have made you happy for a short time but got the chains of your thoughts, some people have been willing for n years but have been rejected by you for n years, and some people have turned an unintentional expression into eternal thoughts. This is life.

32. Some things can be cultivated, and the distance can be shortened by time. Now it is found that time can shorten the distance between people and push people further. Good feelings can't replace everything.

33. Being the captain of your own life and sticking to your post, even an ordinary post, is also a success.

34. Failure is like a rope, which can be an assistant for people to continue climbing or a tool to hang themselves. Catch the rope of failure and you can fail.

35. The road of life is long and short. Accidental misfortune or frustration can only prove that a certain aspect is insufficient or not done enough at a certain time, and cannot prove that the whole process is not good.

36. Standing at the peak of life overlooking the uphill road is not a downhill road that can be passed at any time? Standing at the bottom of life and looking up at the downhill road, isn't it an uphill road? Keep a low profile when going uphill, and don't get carried away. When going downhill, you should worry about mountains and rivers and dangerous beaches. When going downhill, stick to it and don't give up on yourself. You should believe that there is a hole in the sky.

37. On this road of life, we are always realizing a plan. Only through constant struggle and hard work can this plan be realized.

38. Being able to endure loneliness is a post station on the journey of life and a natural voice calling for rationality. Only those who have truly experienced loneliness will cherish the warmth of life more. Because only by enduring loneliness can we have a dull mentality, better adjust the chaotic life and face every day, and life will have extraordinary, perfect and true connotations. As Mr. Lu Xun said, when I am silent, I feel full.

39. There are always many unwilling lonely hearts in people's life, and many people will complain that life is dull and boring. As a result, there are more drunken figures in the noise, and the paralyzed mind can't produce poetry. What used to be beautiful has been replaced by vicissitudes.

40. People with dreams are happy, and life with dreams is full of hope. May every child have his own dream in childhood, adolescence and adulthood, no matter what it is, how big it is and whether it can be realized. Because there is a dream, there is hope, and there is a dream to have a future!

4 1, measure life with your heart, and set clear and ambitious goals for yourself, which is practical and higher than reality.

42. Life is like a profound book, which brings together the whole process of life, and each page records profound and extensive life contents. The ups and downs of life, joys and sorrows, are all contained between the lines. There are too many memories in life, no matter how bumpy the experience is and how painful the taste is, the only constant is the heart that yearns for beauty.

43. Winning or losing in life is not a game. If you are obsessed with the mentality of the game, it is tantamount to tying yourself up and asking you to play the satirical version.

44. A person's mentality must be young and will never be defeated. He is the most powerful enemy facing failure. He should be not afraid of failure and dare to meet the challenge. Psychological cowardice will lead to your failure, so you can't face life.

45. Mind determines life. It can be said that the bitterness and happiness of life, failure and success, sadness and happiness are all determined by our mentality. In the face of pain, failure and sadness, adjust your mentality in time to make your life happy, successful and happy.

46. Two people have been together for a long time, just like their left hands and right hands. Even if they no longer love each other, they will choose to be together, because it takes a lot of courage to give up for so many years. Maybe there will be someone you love in your life, but it will be a passer-by, and you will still walk with your left hand or right hand. Happiness really has nothing to do with love.

47. There is an undercurrent of sadness in our hearts. It's just that you have your pain and I have my pain. Not that we don't understand. It's just that you are running around in hardships, and I am struggling in pain and have no time to take care of each other. Life always tells us not to show others with our hearts in the cruelest way. If you are still upset about a small matter and angry about some little people, you can only slowly sink into your own grave.

48. Some injured people will be braver because they know that it hurts the most.

49. Sorrow is real, tears are fake, and there is nothing to miss; A hundred years ago, you didn't know me, and I didn't know you. The back is true, people are false, and there is no cause and effect; A hundred years later, without you and without me.

50. I only love people who love me, because I don't know how to love someone who doesn't love me. He loves you. Everything is easy. He will touch you. He doesn't love you, and it's no use trying to touch him. I can't afford to love someone who doesn't love me, and neither can my youth. My smile, my tears, my deep affection, my youth, only for the people I love and the people who love me.

5 1, in front of the person you like, you will become romantic blx. After receiving a little benefit, he began to fantasize that he might like himself. When he lost contact, he began to doubt whether he hated himself.

You were happy when I gave you a candy. When you saw me give two others, you had an opinion of me, but you didn't know that he also gave me two sweets, but you never gave me anything.

She was too young to know that all the gifts given by fate had already been priced in the dark.

54. Never expect others to feel the same way about your pain. You may die, but it's only your own business. Even if you get sympathy from others, it may contain frivolous emotions such as pity and perfunctory. How can you expect others to save you from the mire? If this pain can't make you stronger, what's the point of this pain?

55. The real determination is not to show the trace. Every high-profile decision is guilty. Really forget someone, really start something, don't want to say, don't say anything.