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Monkeys can talk. Why do they have brain teasers?
Brainstorming question: Why do monkeys talk?
Brain teaser answer: monkey is his nickname.
Selected brain teasers 1. Fairy tales (typing ancient books)? Answer: children's language
2. maintaining lasting peace (type a topic)? A: Defend Yan 'an.
3. Didn't anyone bring wine? Swing plaid (poetry)? A: Spring thoughts.
4. Five stresses and four beauties? Change your head (as a proverb)? A: It is clearly stipulated.
5. Have a safe trip. Answer: The market is good.
6. dive into quicksand and disappear without a trace (as a saying goes)? A: Out of sight is clean.
7. Pour 300 cups a day? Answer: Really capable.
8. A pre-published (Chinese medicine name)? Answer: Bai Qian
9. People will be homesick in their twilight years (TCM name 2)? Answer: Pulsatilla, Huaidi.
10. White juvenile head (scientific name of traditional Chinese medicine 2)? Answer: toilet, Xanthium sibiricum
1 1. Looking back at Guangxi (one calendar period)? Answer: August 15.
12. The achievements of the Party will be immortal. (in personnel terms)? Answer: * * * It has been many years.
13. In March, the fallen flowers bloom much more (as a polite expression)? Answer: Thank you. Goodbye.
14. Pipa solo (in terms of playing cards)? Answer: Transfer Doc
15. It's raining everywhere. Answer: There must be many thanks.
16. Winter supplements (one calendar period)? Answer: cold food
17. The wine flags are flying in front of the store, but waiting for guests from all directions. (in a polite expression)? Answer: Good hospitality.
18. heating fee (name of Chinese medicine)? Answer: Farfalla.
19. Female doctor (scientific name of traditional Chinese medicine)? Answer: Vason
20. Re-enter Jiujiu Lianxiandan (scientific name of Chinese medicine)? Answer: Make pills again after returning to heaven.
2 1. High prices? Answer: Persistence is the key.
22. The light of hope (to use a common saying)? Answer: I hope.
23. Launch a sea trial (as a saying goes)? Answer: Exchange experiences.
24. Why did Xiao resign? Roller shutter (commonly known as)? Answer: Very good.
25. Everyone is healthy? Brother Fei Tou (titled Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio)? A: Lu is not ill.
Classic latest brain teaser 1. Sound (detection)? Answer: Festival? June 1 day
2. Make friends after the three parties meet (use a common word)? Answer: supply
3. Kaifeng (type a common word)? Answer: Enlightenment.
4. Reading tears (typing a common word)? Answer: pessimism
5. Meng De's new book (type a common word)? Answer: Operation
6. Do you have soup when your throat is dry? Shrimp beard (common word)? Answer: Drink water.
7. Where is the horse? Bald head (a title) Answer: Xing Wu.
8. A game of chess played by the immortals lasted for thousands of years. (Make a title)? Answer: Secretary.
9. Take a song to the courtyard (make a title)? Answer: Musicians
10. Husband became a seven-product official (playing two titles)? A: Doctor, county magistrate.
1 1. Swear never to come back (with an ordinary title)? Answer: Foreigners.
12. It's rare to leave here again (type a word)? Answer: female
13. Dimfragrance never comes back (type a word)? Answer: ranking
14. A child's penis (to borrow an idiom)? A: There is still plenty of time.
15. The waves are as smooth as the moon (type a word)? Answer: Yes.
16. Waste half (type a word)? Answer: cook.
17. Old mussels give birth to pearls (name a Chinese herbal medicine)? Answer: Aconitum
18. Candles will make the wick cry every night (to use an idiom)? Answer: ashes.
19. Hard and soft, long and wide. I am free during the day and go to work at night. (hit a thing)? Answer: bed
20. Brother Qiong's flying song broke in (typing Bai Juyi's poem)? Answer: The breeze everywhere carries magical notes.
2 1. I advise you not to cherish the golden robe (typing five words in Tang poetry)? Answer: Beautiful clothes attract criticism.
22. People are cheerful when they are happy (preface to playing Lanting)? A: When he is satisfied with what he has encountered.
23. Banqiao frost? Uncover the skirt (typing seven words in Tang poetry)? A: A line of egrets went to heaven.
24. See you soon. No pen and paper? Swing the grid (type Amin's name)? Answer: An Chuan.
25. when death is the cause of parting, there are sobs (a-type Lu Xun article)? A: Sad to death.
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