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A very classic sentence in "How many flowers fall in a dream"
B: "Molly, don't listen to her nonsense. Your name doesn't sound like a virgin!"
Note: virgins in this book mean quiet women.
You are fat as a pig, so why should you follow your habits?
3 (sharp point of blood flow) "* * *, what a miscarriage!"
4 The synonym of "death" is "Xie Cai"
5 "Oh, you are the writer. Look, look, I have never seen a living writer since I was so big! Junior high school saw the old man Lu Xun in the Chinese textbook. "
6 "Wen Jing's clothes are very strange, and she changes her style every now and then. I really can't stand her real and unreal style." Then she asked Wen Jing, "Why are you pretending to be a turkey?"
7 A large group of people are bored to death at home. If they don't come out again, I guess I'll have to take a taxi and take it directly to the madhouse.
8 Actually, you need to think with your toes ...
9. The ladies are all dressed as college students, but college students are dressed as ladies. At first glance, all the bad professional workers running around the city are spectacular.
1 when I see a man wearing something, I say it's quite human. Even a duck will die with a grudge when he sees you!
11 (followed by the first one) seeing a woman think of jokes shows that she is long enough.
12 said that people don't read fashionable books, so it is estimated that they don't read any books at ordinary times, but they also read the books of people who are dead or too old to knock on the coffin board.
13 are special sports students, one meter nine is close to two meters, and the whole one is an orangutan.
The result of the exam was particularly safe, exceeding that of the university by more than 1 points ...
15 This fellow is as good as a thief at night, and a pair of wolves with bright eyes are afraid that I will be exhausted and fall apart ... Wen Jing stares at me as if I owe her 2 yuan. Yao Shanshan ran over (skip part of it) and said, A, just go, just keep me company. (Then there is A's mental activity) It's the first time that I met you, and I've just talked about it. How come it's all of a sudden that we've known each other for 5 years?
16 (describing scraping the car) is like Van Gogh painting
17 (describing the excitement when people finally have a chance to drive) holding the steering wheel is as excited as they are about to get married
18 (describing people not moving in the car) Yao Shanshan is still a bunker, just like flying with the Prime Minister's wife. The owner of the coffee shop in the back is sad, just like putting 2 yuan out and not getting it back.
2 I was happy when I heard it. Of course I died in bed. Maybe I still died standing and running. How fresh this is!
21 Seeing a woman bring another woman into the office building, I feel that it's even rare to bring a dog in
22 (Lin Lan is going to move, and when she sees the aunt in the community saying that she is married, she thinks about it)
Just like she is going to get married
23 (Someone is drinking Lin Lan's wine, She drank too much.) The beast on the table mingled with the beast under the table. I seem to have watched a game of Animal World in my dream.
24 Matches said that she was at home in the sex industry, and she said that she was just selling little matches for girls ~~
25 Slight temper: Say nothing, where to play ~
26 When Lin Lan felt guilty about Wen Jing, Thinking: I am 1.72 meters tall, just like 1.27 meters in front of her.
27 matches have finished the "entrepreneurial history", and finally the whole sentence is like telling the truth, which is very incisive. She said, "You see, I am such a woman who is on fire, and I can't stop. Is it easy for me?"
28 Lin Lan can drink. The man to be despised in the story is "drinking red wine as white wine"
29 (original). Matches said, * * *, just those guys, one suit chicken, know nothing but Dow Jones and RMB ...
3 Matches suspected that the money given by the clients was less, so they said, "Brother, you're not as good as it is." You ride a horse more than that. "
31 said people have many pimples on their faces, and they look like lychees.
32 When buying a house, the owner thought to himself: This is the place where your ya once ravaged for several years, and it's not that Qin Shihuang lived here for three years. You should be selling Epang Palace.
33 The degree of sleep is eloquent.
33.
35 (Matches scold Lin Lan and see Lu Xu in Lin Lan's room) "Lin Lan, you big ye, you don't call me a gigolo. I'm in this line of work. I can't get any men for you. My little brothers are more handsome and stronger than him, like terracotta warriors and horses. You said you were guarding your sister's huge warehouse, but you still went outside to look for ducks. Is it easy for your sister and me? I came to Shanghai through mountains and rivers. Match's reply: "It's all about men and women, and it's still pure * * * *" Lin Lan thought to herself, where is Match like illiteracy? I really doubt that she graduated from the Chinese Department.
37 Match threw a coin into the beggar's small lunch box, and the beggar looked at her and said, Forget it, you are also very difficult.
38 matches describe a woman's ugliness: "Look at that tooth, three layers inside and three layers outside, harvester!"
39 people look pale and look like jellyfish
4 Lin Lan said that her mother "plays" but she thought to herself, "My mother is no match for me, my head is in Grade Four, and my mother's head is at most a calculator"
Classic! !
1 many things that we thought we would never forget were forgotten in the days when we never forget them.
2 I know I'm not a good recorder, but I like to look back on the way I came more than anyone else. I not only look back, but I still rush forward with great momentum.
3 If you give me a tear, I will see all the oceans in your heart.
4 If God wants to destroy a person, he will be crazy. But why hasn't God destroyed me after I have been crazy for so long?
5 Will those loves carved on the back of the chair like flowers on cement, open a windless and lonely forest?
6 In this sad and bright March, I have gone from my thin.
7 once you smile, I can be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for several years.
8 the things that we once thought we would never forget are forgotten in the process of our obsession.
9 Lonely people always remember everyone who has appeared in their lives, so I always think of you counting my loneliness over and over again every night when the stars are falling.
1 I don't like to talk when I look at the sky, but I dare not look at the sky when I talk.
11 I count your smiles every day, but when you are in Lian Xiao, you are so lonely. They say your smile is beautiful and undeveloped.
12 There is so much warmth in my life that I gave it all to you, but you left me. How can I smile at others in the future?
13 There was once a smile in my life, but it finally dissipated like fog, and that smile became a swift river deeply buried in my heart, and I couldn't swim across it. The sound of that river became my despair every day and night.
14 The noise and brightness of the world, the happiness and happiness of the world, are like a clear stream, in the wind, in front of my eyes, and the warmth comes out like a spring. I don't expect anything, I just want you to be happy, don't be sad ...
15 The wind blows like a broken flower, and your smile shakes and becomes my way.
16 One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then one day, you will find that the things you have tried hard to forget are really forgotten.
17 hide in a certain time and miss the palm print of a period of time; Hiding in a certain place, I miss a person who is standing on the way and on the way, and makes me worry.
18 Take my hand and walk with your eyes closed, and you won't get lost.
19 if one day we are not together, we should be together.
2 There are some things that haven't been finished, so forget it. Everyone is a king, dominating in his own world. Don't listen to me. But don't let me listen to you either.
21 I forgot which wall I carved a face on. Zhang Wei smiled and stared at my face sadly. We smiled and said that we stayed in the same place of time, but in fact, it was already swept away silently by the flood.
22 Some people will always remember it, even if they forget his voice, his smile and his face, but the feeling when they think of him.
24 children who have been involved with words are never happy. Their happiness is like a playful child, wandering to the sky and refusing to come back.
25 You will never see my loneliest time, because I am loneliest only when you are not with me.
26 The space formed by singing is free for years to come and go, so the face of the person who still protects has not changed into a huge and endless hate.
27 One day I will walk away from you silently, without any sound. I have missed a lot, and I am always sad alone.
28 I look at you smiling, silent, proud and lost just like now, so I am happy with you. It's just that I've been standing in the present and you've always stayed in the past.
29 If we are all children, we can stay in the same place in time. Sitting together, listening to stories that never grow old, I slowly bared my head.
3 I forgot which day and year I carved a face on which wall-Zhang Wei smiled and stared at my face sadly. Will the love carved behind the back of the chair bloom like a windless forest on the concrete floor?
31 Not every effort will be rewarded, but every effort must be made, which is unfair and irreversible.
32 When you really love something, you will find how fragile and powerless language is. There is always a gap between words and feelings
33 Forgetting is our unchangeable destiny. Everything is like a misaligned drawing. Everything in the past can't go back to the past, so it slowly extends bit by bit. Maybe we should really forget what is staggered.
34 What is happiness? Is to hide your sadness and smile at everyone.
35 There is no soft love life in a hard city. It is not Lin Daiyu, who will not be amorous feelings because of sadness. However, I can't see through the mirror and the moon, but I remember that the world has been like a thousand years.
36 The water that fell in the palm of my hand will eventually flow clean from my fingers, no matter whether you spread it out or hold it tightly.
37 Who is the passer-by in his life, who is the wheel of his life, the dust of past lives, the wind of this life, and the soul of endless sorrow.
I look back at my growth path, watching day by day. I stand on the side of the road, with my hands in my trench coat pockets, and see countless people passing by me with no expression. Occasionally, someone stops to smile at me, looking like a peach blossom. I know that these people who stay will eventually become the warmth of my life. When I see them, I will never give up.
38 There is no legend that the grass grows and the warbler flies in this city. It will always live in reality, with fast drums, hurried figures, numb eyes and fake smiles, and I am being assimilated.
39 I will be unrecognizable one day. Time has not taught me anything, but it has taught me not to easily believe that the myth
4 blows empty. A year has passed like this. Next year, it will go on like this. I don't know whether there is depression behind stability, or whether there is stability after all in depression. It's just that we can't find it.
41 Leaving makes things easier, people become kind, like children, and we start over.
42 When a wild animal is injured, it can run to a cave to hide, then lick the wound and stick to it, but once it is asked about it, it can't stand it.
43 The wound, like me, is a stubborn child who refuses to heal, because the heart is a warm and humid place suitable for anything to grow.
44 because I know you are a child who is easily worried, I dare not fly too far when I put the thread in your hand. No matter how I fly to the clouds with the wind, I hope you can see it. Even if I occasionally get lost, I know you are waiting for me.
45 I don't like talking but talk the most every day. I don't like laughing but I always laugh. Everyone around me says that my life is so happy, so I think I am really happy. But why do I suddenly become silent among a large group of friends? Why do I feel sad when I see a similar figure in the crowd? I forget to talk when I see the trees lose their leaves crazily in autumn, and I forget my original direction when I see the warm yellow lights on the road as it gets late. ...
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