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A joke about volunteering to fill in civil engineering.

Despite the progress of the times, there are always some items that have fallen into blank for a long time and escaped the "development". Take civil engineering as an example. After graduating from this major, most college graduates will go to the construction site to work, and some construction sites are still far away. Most of them don't have the chance to go to the city every two or three months, and they have to endure the bad weather from the sun and the breeze. The hotel accommodation and office environment on the construction site are not so good, so some employers immediately recruit only boys and not girls. Mechanical automation, as soon as I hear this name, is ... not suitable for girls.

The course content of this undergraduate major contains many subjects related to mechanical equipment, power supply circuit and its control principle, which is quite interesting on the whole. However, the future employment direction of mechanical engineering specialty also needs to start from the front line, and the staff who come down from the front line will encounter the situation that the monthly salary is not strong, which is difficult for ordinary girls to do. In a word, hard work is really not what girls are good at. There are really few girls studying mechanics. Girls in our class account for 1 1.43%. Mechanical equipment must have strong logical thinking ability in indoor space, and men have innate advantages in these aspects.

I have a girl studying mechanical engineering. After graduation, she went to look for a job. There is no one in the company, but most girls will not accept it. There is a big difference between architecture major and design major. Drawing must have strict thinking logic, while girls are good at objective and soft wireframes. Don't think that high-end architects are laid back. Before they succeed, painting needs a lot of experience, often staying up late, and needs great compressive strength. Judging from the number of successful architects, we can see how much this technical major consumes, and it is more appropriate for girls to choose carefully.

Compared with the layman, the proper name of architecture major looks glorious, but it is not a technical major that can be learned well by drawing a picture and wandering around. This is a comprehensive course. These technical majors must be hard-working, have high compressive strength, and are not afraid of staying up late. In addition, the difficulty coefficient of technical majors is relatively large, and the professional skills are basically self-taught, aiming at people with weak self-control.