The legendary swordsman's classic quotations

1. I usually peek at other people's books. I bought this one myself, with a sword score of Shushan.

2, let's have a look (fish). Fish can't leave the boat without water. You can't get into the water without paying, and the fish will get on board.

3. Give you three seconds to think about ... "3, 7, 9 ..." (How can anyone count like this? )

If you have practiced, fight with those who have practiced, not with me. He is a professional and I am an amateur. He won. I didn't choose at random.

5. Boss, I lost my first kiss ... haha laughed.

6. Where did this book come from? -Bought it from a stall.-Pirated goods.-Pirated goods? Then you should read two pages before you fuck him.

7, the rivers and lakes are sinister, and if you can't, you will withdraw.

My sister has been better than me since she was a child. She can write poetry, draw pictures, do addition and subtraction skillfully in ten minutes, and won the third prize in the paper-cutting competition in primary school (this is really strong).

9, my leg, my 100 meter 9.5 second black hairy leg!

10, I don't have any skills, but my neck is particularly soft and I peek at other people's books. ...

1 1, "Where did you fight? It is clearly a cross! "

12 is the advertising time.

13, we Jianghu people, benevolence and righteousness are supreme, which is nothing!

14, hello, which unit?

15, tell you a good news, we are robbing.

16, young man, willing to force) 18, relying on mountains to eat, relying on water to eat, grab today, don't give, whoever wants to resist, let him go to hell.

19, don't be too presumptuous, it's useless.

20. He admits that this book is an admission of failure!

2 1, are you young? Never mind, I will be old in two years.

22, don't swear to me, I'm afraid you will be struck by lightning! Classic quotations come from the water mirror bar SMS network.

23. I am a deep person because I live in the basement.

24. It's almost three o'clock, which is not enough.

God is fair because he is unfair to everyone.

26. You don't need to buy a house unless your mother-in-law is settled.

27. I am in a hurry to go to work in the morning, and I am in a hurry to get off work when I arrive at the company.

28. If one day I have no money, even 10086 won't care about me.

29. One generation is arrogant, the world is divided into two parts, the three worlds are romantic, and the Four Seasons Inn ... Do you also play ... Lianliankan in ……TMD online games?

30, insiders watch the door, and the trip depends on the sidewalk.

The legendary swordsman's lines

1, River Thief: "Relying on mountains to eat, relying on water to eat, grabbing today, not giving, who wants to resist, let him go to hell."

My sister has been better than me since she was a child. She can play the piano and draw pictures, and she can do addition and subtraction skillfully within ten minutes.

It's advertising time.

4. Hello, which unit?

5, let go, I told him to let go! -The boss does. What number can you check for him?

6. You can't leave. If you leave, I will become a murderer! Mount Tai is so big, I'll look for you there …

7, I have no skill, but my neck is particularly soft, peeking at other people's books.

8. River thief: "Where are you fighting? It is clearly a cross! "

9, don't be too presumptuous, it's useless.

10, usually peeking at other people's books. I bought this myself, and I also gave a sword score of Shushan with the book.

1 1, give you three seconds to think about it ... "3, 7, 9 ..." (How can anyone do this? )

12 Where did you get this book? Is the pirated goods bought at the stall pirated? Then you should read two pages before you fuck him.

13, this is footwork, too amateur, I won't fight this kind of person, you hit him!

14, don't come here, why are you so unsympathetic? Can't you see that you are hurt?

15. My sister was stronger than me since she was a child. She can write poetry, draw pictures, do addition and subtraction skillfully in ten minutes, and won the third prize in the paper-cutting competition in primary school (this is really strong).

16, River Thief: "Young man, may the Force be with you". Ye Cheng: Yes, don't be too presumptuous. It's no use.

17, fish can't live without water, and neither can you sail. Get into the water without paying, and fish will get on board!

18, the boss told me whether to kill him or the shoes? I think it's both.

19. Jianghu is sinister. If you can't do it, leave.

20. Be a happy person from tomorrow, feed horses, chop wood and travel around the world! From tomorrow on, I care about food and vegetables. I want a house facing the sea, which is blooming in spring and open. ...

2 1, boss, my first kiss is gone.

22. River Thief (Zhao Benshan): When he admits the book, he admits defeat! "

23, the painting is good, and piracy is quite professional!

24. You have a big breath. Because you're angry!

25. Let's have a look at it (fish). Fish can't leave the boat without water. You can't get into the water without paying, and the fish will get on board.

26, like you cheat, practiced martial arts and practiced martial arts, practiced and practiced, don't call me!

27. These two heroes are both good at martial arts. The one on the left is practicing the tortoise boxing of the 7796 road, and is called the masonry old man. The one on the right made a good brick to beat the old, the weak and the sick.

28. River thief (Zhao Benshan): We Jianghu people have the first meaning. What is this?

29. My leg, my 100 meter 9.5 second black hairy leg.

May the Force be with you! Do you know English? Don't be too presumptuous, it's useless! This can also be transliterated like this.

3 1, practice to the sixth floor and the eighth floor ... My book is bigger than yours, why don't you say something!

32. Boss, after so many years, the fish got into the boat by itself!

River thief (Zhao Benshan): I have good news for you. We robbed.

34. You know, shoes are the key to walking in rivers and lakes. If the shoes are uncomfortable, the feet are uncomfortable, the feet are blistered, and the feet are blistered. No matter how good the flying skill is, it's useless.

He is a professional and I am an amateur. It's shameful that he hit me! Boss, you go!

36. Men, men should keep their word. It seems that you are a Jianghu person. Ok, let's play by Jianghu rules!

37. It wasn't me, it was him!

38. If you have practiced, fight those who have practiced, not me. He is a professional and I am an amateur. He won. I didn't choose at random.

39. The hero who fell off the cliff shouted, "I will come back!" "

The legendary swordsman's funny quotations

The legendary swordsman 1 funny quotations, he admitted that he gave up!

2. Boss, he is a professional.

3. Why do you care about eggs?

4, don't be too presumptuous, it's useless!

If you want money, it will kill you.

6. Let me go. I told him to let go!

7. He changed his surname to Dugu. You know the name.

8. Don't swear to me, I'm afraid you'll be struck by lightning!

9. My ancestors' ancestors were royalty!

10, it's almost the third grade, but it's not enough.

1 1, where are you fighting? It's a cross!

12, experts watch the doorway and travel by the sidewalk.

13, even died for a prostitute?

14, every time, the whole product placement is like this!

15, I'm not breaking my word, but the Jianghu is too dangerous!

16, hungry legs, er, black hairy legs of 100 meters 9.5 seconds.

17 Are you young? Never mind, I will be old in two years.

18, you can't buy a house unless you settle your mother-in-law.

19, can write poetry and draw pictures, and be proficient in addition and subtraction within ten minutes.

20, tell you a good news, we are robbing.

2 1, pirated goods! Piracy? Then you come and look at two pages.

22, we Jianghu people, benevolence and righteousness are supreme, what is this!

23. What's so good about him? He can repair shoes. Would you?

If you don't come back, I'll hatch an egg to accompany me.

25, my leg, my 100 meter 9.5 second black hairy leg!

26. I am in a hurry to go to work in the morning, and I am in a hurry to get off work when I arrive at the company.

27. I am a deep person because I live in the basement.

28. God is fair because he is unfair to everyone.

29. the whole body? Ha ha. I haven't had a whole body since I entered the palace at the age of seven!

I like those with pictures. Those who have pictures never forget, while those who have words are sleepy when they look at them.

3 1, if one day I have no money, even 10086 won't care about me.

32. No, I must choose the same as the egg. How can you compete with eggs? I choose eggs.

33. I should be a puppet. What does this have to do with you? Mind your own brothel!

34. From tomorrow on, be a happy person, feed horses and chop firewood, and travel around the world.

35, I have no skill, but my neck is particularly soft, peeking at other people's book practice.

36. Where did you buy this? In the stall, piracy drops, and then the boss will practice two tricks for him in turn.

37. If you have practiced, fight those who have practiced, not me. He is a professional and I am an amateur. He won. I didn't choose at random.

38. When the new book went on the market for the first time, Di Renjie skillfully solved the case of body burning, and Scott's orphan, The Green Hornet, had no bullets.

39. I usually read other people's books. I bought this myself, and I also gave a sword score of Shushan with the book.

40, relying on mountains to eat mountains, relying on water to draft, grabbing today, not allowed to give, whoever wants to resist, let him go to hell.

4 1. My sister has been better than me since she was a child. She can write poetry and draw pictures, and she is proficient in addition and subtraction within ten years. She also won the third prize in the paper-cut competition in primary school.

42. Let's look at it (fish). Fish can't live without water, and neither can you sail. You can get into the water without paying, and fish can get on board.

43. Do you even watch TMD online games like Tianjiao, World at Two o'clock, Four Seasons Station?

Jianghu Quotations _ Classic Quotations

Sentences about Wandering in the Jianghu _ Classic Quotations _ In the Tang Dynasty, a monk named Mazu Yi Dao lived in prajna temple, Jiangxi, and a monk named Xi Shi moved to Nanyue, Hunan. At that time, some young scholars admired Gao De, two masters, and often traveled to and from Jiangxi to get close to a Zen master on Mazu Road, or invited Yu's head-moving Zen master to Hunan. Because people often come and go in Jiangxi and Hunan, because at that time Bibi called the visiting Taoist school a tramp. Later, some street performers often performed in various places, and the so-called pier running gradually became a tramp.

From learning from teachers to making money by selling art, it is called running around the rivers and lakes. Judging from today's famous teachers and scholars, the second son teaches here and the second son gives lectures elsewhere. -isn't the son at home and the next son abroad almost the same as wandering the rivers and lakes? However, students used to run around the rivers and lakes, but now teachers run around the rivers and lakes; Are modern students blessed? Or is the teacher working hard?

It's not bad to wander the rivers and lakes The so-called reading thousands of books and taking the Wan Li road can absorb knowledge from all over the world and increase your knowledge, which is also worth encouraging. Unfortunately, the word Jianghu has been abused now. Some people who cheat fame and steal the world are ridiculed as Jianghu magicians, some gangsters are also called Jianghu bosses, and even secret doctors are called Jianghu doctors. The word Jianghu is no longer so sacred and precious.

Wandering in rivers and lakes has now become an inappropriate name. For example, those who are sophisticated are called Jianghu, and those who have just debuted and are still running errands are called Jianghu for the first time. As for some people with successful careers and high martial arts, sometimes they clamor to quit the Jianghu. People can't help themselves in Jianghu, which makes people feel that Jianghu is a sinister circle. When they stepped into the Jianghu, they were on the verge of danger. Therefore, parents nowadays are afraid that their young children will come into contact with Jianghu people.

Some people say it's good to be back in the Jianghu, while others say it's good to be back in the Jianghu. Still not working? Compared with the current political parties, it also allows some politicians to wander between parties and have sex. Jianghu thousands of feet Wave, political parties, people close to Jianghu and political parties, for their own future, for safety, for Jianghu and political party people, you should be careful.