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This woman, after feeling the difference between two men in bed
1. She has another man outside, and she is not even willing to sleep with her husband. She took out a quilt from the cabinet and shared two beds with her husband. She was shivering from the cold in the quilt, and her husband pulled her into his warm quilt.
The husband said, idiot, I have gone to warm your bed a long time ago. Don't worry, I won't roll up the quilt. Her heart melted instantly. When she saw her lover again, she asked, do you love me? The lover said, love! She said, can you help me warm the bed? My lover was stunned for a moment and said, what? She opened the door and said goodbye to her lover.
Love is my body temperature.
2. She often drives alone on business trips to other places and often feels lonely during the journey. She calls her husband occasionally, and his words are always: Yes. Later, she hooks up with her boss, a charming man who often tells her funny jokes on the phone. She disliked her honest husband more and more, and she felt that they could no longer live together.
One day on a business trip, she was too distracted chatting with her boss and had an accident. In the hospital, only her honest husband accompanied her day and night. The husband held her hand and said, why are you so careless? Every time I call you, I don’t dare to say another word, for fear of delaying your driving.
She closed her eyes and pretended to be asleep, and her tears slowly fell.
Love. Won't say another word.
3. Before going to bed at night, ask your husband: "If I get a terminal illness, will you treat me?"
My husband was about to fall asleep and said in a daze: "Don't Nonsense. You need to be cured even if you lose all your money!”
I said: “What if you get it?”
Husband: “Then it can’t be cured.”
I asked: "Why?"
Husband: "It's not easy to make money when you are alone."
You never know how worried he will be when you are in danger. .
4. She likes to eat an apple when surfing the Internet. He peeled two apples every day, one for each person. She likes this warm and romantic feeling. It’s just that she found that he always bit two apples to say goodbye to your elephant legs, bucket waist, and belly, and then handed her one. She thought about this for a long time. Finally, one day, when he was going out to answer the phone, she picked up his apple and took a bite. It doesn't feel as sweet and delicious as her own. Tears rolled down my face silently.
I always want the best for you.
6. On the rocking chairs in Gutengli, there is a pair of elderly people in their 60s. The old lady took the old man's hand and said: "Old man, I sympathize with you now. That year, my first boyfriend came back to me and said that he still loved me and that he would take me away when he came back. I met him , I still love him, so I went home to pack my luggage and saw you making soup for me in the kitchen and said, "You haven't been in good spirits these days, let me help you." "I rushed to the bedroom and shouted. I decided at that time that I would not leave you.
The old man smiled and said: "Honey, I have known this for a long time. At that time, I read your letter. The soup is actually because I knew you were leaving, so I wanted to make it for you one last time. You can't leave after drinking. I can't eat and I get motion sickness. "The old lady's eyes filled with tears. She said, Old man, the most right thing I did in my life was not to leave you back then.
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