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Thief's joke
1 The mobile boss went to the public toilet, and the doorman said: Three cents in, two cents out! The boss is stupefied: Do you still charge for coming out? Grandpa said: learn to move two-way charges. When the boss came out of the toilet, he was stopped: you squatted in the No.8 pit, and the number selection fee was one yuan, plus one yuan overtime for more than three minutes. There is background music in the toilet, and the ringtone fee is 20 points. If you come here often, I suggest setting up a public toilet bag and sending 200 pieces of toilet paper, which is more cost-effective ... After watching the 100 meter race, an old lady wiped her tears and said, "It's terrible!" Several coal diggers knelt in a row and were shot, but they fired without aiming. The children ran in fear, and the rope couldn't stop them! I don't know if you finished laughing. Hehe, I wish you a good mood every day!
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