A crazy joke that really makes people laugh.

(1) A patient came to see a psychiatrist. Patient: I always thought I was a bird. Doctor: Oh, that's serious. When did it start? Patient: Because I am a bird.

(2) A doctor in a mental hospital asked the patient: What would you do if I cut off one of your ears? The patient replied, then I can't hear you. The doctor listened: well, it's normal. The doctor asked again, what will happen to you if I cut off your other ear again? The patient replied, then I won't watch it. The doctor began to get nervous: how could it not be seen? The patient replied: because the glasses will fall off.

(3) Two mental patients escaped from the hospital. They ran and climbed a tree. One of them jumped down from the tree, rolled and rolled, and then looked up and said to the person above, hey, why don't you come down? The man above answered him: no! I haven't finished it yet.

(4) There is an old lady in a mental hospital, wearing black clothes and holding a black umbrella every day, squatting at the gate of the mental hospital. The doctor thought: to cure her, we must start from understanding her. So the doctor, dressed in black, took a black umbrella and squatted with her for a month without saying a word. The old lady finally said to the doctor, are you a mushroom, too?

(5) In a mental hospital, a man named Tinghai fishes in an empty fish tank every day. One day, a nurse jokingly asked, "How many fish did you catch today?" The listener suddenly jumped up and cried, "What's the matter with you? Didn't you see it was an empty fish tank? "