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Who knows the riddle of meat dumplings?

1: Lift the soft quilt, touch your legs, spread the legs, and put them on your eyes (get some daily necessities)

Answer: glasses

2: Man peeing (hit a communication tool)

Answer: mobile phone

3: Man with long legs (hit a food)

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Answer: cake

4: Bra (hit a social phenomenon)

Answer: ***

5: *** * ** (Historical term)

Answer: Anti-Japanese

6: Naked woman climbing a snow mountain (guess an idiom)

Answer: Forced to climb Mount Liangshan

7: Woman *** (hit one food)

Answer: jelly

8: People across the country engage in family planning (hit one health food)

Answer: The Chinese turtle spirit has more questions and answers? Follow-up

9: Living together without registration (play a sport) Answer: Morning exercises

10: The crows on the beam keep crowing (play a sport) Women's products) Answer: Bra

11: *** on the plane (guess an idiom)

Answer: Thousands of miles a day

12: Impotence on the wedding night ( Name the three people in "Water Margin") Answer: Ruan Xiaoer, Shi Jin, Wu Yong 13: *** Let’s see who is better (guess one word) Answer: Kun

14: Gynecological examination (guess one idiom)

Answer: A glimpse

15: Fuck his whole family (guess one word)

Answer: Akira

16: Two girls are as tall ( Hit one common expression) Answer: Criticism

17: Count the number of people (hit one item) Answer: Computer

18: Two women sleep together, "Tick one drink" Answer: Shuanggou

19: African women's breasts "Hit a country" Answer: Bosnia and Herzegovina

20: Big girls wear iron pants (hit a car brand) Answer: Bluebird

21: The old woman*** (guess an idiom)

The answer: The ancient road is hot and spicy

22: The harvest of the woman *** (choose an idiom) The answer: Remove sperm and extract sperm

23: A boy has no reaction when he encounters a naked girl (hit an idiom) Answer: Doesn’t know how to commend

24: A man (hit a nation)

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25: The second oldest brother "Hit One Country"

Answer: South Korea

26: The last cry of the eunuch (Hit One Country) Song title) Answer: Keep the roots

27: The monk had an affair (guess a word)

Answer: Nick

28:*** (guess a word) Idioms)

Answer: Hesitating

29: It’s all the fault of *** (name a magazine) Answer: Seeking truth

30: Men are tired Die on a woman (guess an idiom) Answer: unable to extricate oneself

31: Naked woman running wildly (guess an idiom)

Answer: out of nowhere

32: Zhaojun goes out of the country (guess an idiom)

Answer: Adapt measures to local conditions (*** control barbarians) 33: Women give birth to children (guess an idiom) Answer: spit on people

34: Bigamous woman (guess an idiom) )

Answer: Substitute

35: Sound (guess a financial noun)

Answer: Tax-free

36: *** Veteran (Tick one word)

Answer: Chi

37: Long-legged woman (Tick one cosmetics) Answer: Lipstick

38: Brothel opened (Tick one newspaper office Commonly used phrases) Answer: Welcome

39: Child’s penis (guess an idiom) Answer: The future is long

40: Woman with urinary incontinence (guess an English word) Answer :below

41: A woman with blocked pee (guess an English word) Answer: besid

e

42: *** with the dummy (Tick a province) Answer: Gansu (dry plastic)

43: Stone Girl (Tick a idiom)

Answer: Know nothing

44: Cheating (name a fruit)

Answer: Mandarin orange

45: Back to back***

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46 Gynecological examination (guess an idiom)

Answer: One-shot view

47: A man’s sex after marriage (guess a position) Answer :President

48: Female frigidity (a popular sports term) The answer: Heliophobia

49: *** (A mahjong term) The answer: Touch yourself

50: The women’s bathhouse is full (guess an idiom). The answer is: everywhere

51. A woman is sitting on a big stone. The answer is: because of (yin) small loss (stone) big 52 *** *** .(get a daily necessities) Answer: Lighter(get a crowd)

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