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Who knows the riddle of meat dumplings?
1: Lift the soft quilt, touch your legs, spread the legs, and put them on your eyes (get some daily necessities)
Answer: glasses
2: Man peeing (hit a communication tool)
Answer: mobile phone
3: Man with long legs (hit a food)
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Answer: cake
4: Bra (hit a social phenomenon)
Answer: ***
5: *** * ** (Historical term)
Answer: Anti-Japanese
6: Naked woman climbing a snow mountain (guess an idiom)
Answer: Forced to climb Mount Liangshan
7: Woman *** (hit one food)
Answer: jelly
8: People across the country engage in family planning (hit one health food)
Answer: The Chinese turtle spirit has more questions and answers? Follow-up
9: Living together without registration (play a sport) Answer: Morning exercises
10: The crows on the beam keep crowing (play a sport) Women's products) Answer: Bra
11: *** on the plane (guess an idiom)
Answer: Thousands of miles a day
12: Impotence on the wedding night ( Name the three people in "Water Margin") Answer: Ruan Xiaoer, Shi Jin, Wu Yong 13: *** Let’s see who is better (guess one word) Answer: Kun
14: Gynecological examination (guess one idiom) p>
Answer: A glimpse
15: Fuck his whole family (guess one word)
Answer: Akira
16: Two girls are as tall ( Hit one common expression) Answer: Criticism
17: Count the number of people (hit one item) Answer: Computer
18: Two women sleep together, "Tick one drink" Answer: Shuanggou
19: African women's breasts "Hit a country" Answer: Bosnia and Herzegovina
20: Big girls wear iron pants (hit a car brand) Answer: Bluebird
21: The old woman*** (guess an idiom)
The answer: The ancient road is hot and spicy
22: The harvest of the woman *** (choose an idiom) The answer: Remove sperm and extract sperm
23: A boy has no reaction when he encounters a naked girl (hit an idiom) Answer: Doesn’t know how to commend
24: A man (hit a nation)
< p> Answer: Qiang people25: The second oldest brother "Hit One Country"
Answer: South Korea
26: The last cry of the eunuch (Hit One Country) Song title) Answer: Keep the roots
27: The monk had an affair (guess a word)
Answer: Nick
28:*** (guess a word) Idioms)
Answer: Hesitating
29: It’s all the fault of *** (name a magazine) Answer: Seeking truth
30: Men are tired Die on a woman (guess an idiom) Answer: unable to extricate oneself
31: Naked woman running wildly (guess an idiom)
Answer: out of nowhere
32: Zhaojun goes out of the country (guess an idiom)
Answer: Adapt measures to local conditions (*** control barbarians) 33: Women give birth to children (guess an idiom) Answer: spit on people
34: Bigamous woman (guess an idiom) )
Answer: Substitute
35: Sound (guess a financial noun)
Answer: Tax-free
36: *** Veteran (Tick one word)
Answer: Chi
37: Long-legged woman (Tick one cosmetics) Answer: Lipstick
38: Brothel opened (Tick one newspaper office Commonly used phrases) Answer: Welcome
39: Child’s penis (guess an idiom) Answer: The future is long
40: Woman with urinary incontinence (guess an English word) Answer :below
41: A woman with blocked pee (guess an English word) Answer: besid
e
42: *** with the dummy (Tick a province) Answer: Gansu (dry plastic)
43: Stone Girl (Tick a idiom)
Answer: Know nothing
44: Cheating (name a fruit)
Answer: Mandarin orange
45: Back to back***
< p> Joys and sorrows46 Gynecological examination (guess an idiom)
Answer: One-shot view
47: A man’s sex after marriage (guess a position) Answer :President
48: Female frigidity (a popular sports term) The answer: Heliophobia
49: *** (A mahjong term) The answer: Touch yourself
50: The women’s bathhouse is full (guess an idiom). The answer is: everywhere
51. A woman is sitting on a big stone. The answer is: because of (yin) small loss (stone) big 52 *** *** .(get a daily necessities) Answer: Lighter(get a crowd)
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