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Uncle Li's composition in our village is 400 words.
Like each other, exchange wine and cigarettes.
From then on, they became good friends and exchanged wine and cigarettes every time they met. People call it
They are friends of alcohol and tobacco.
Once, they agreed to meet in a bar in the city. Here we are at the bar, Uncle Zhang.
I have been waiting for uncle Li's arrival in the bar. Zhang Dashu angrily said to Li Dashu, "You
Why did you come so late? I waited for you for so long, why did you do it? I
Make friends with you! You're even late for your date with your friends. How can I be your friend in the future?
Friends? I didn't know you were such a person. If I never know, then I
Will be laughed at! "Uncle Li said," I didn't mean to. Why do you use it?
What is my tone? I'm not always late, so you don't have to be so angry.
! It's just that my friend is late. Is it necessary to be so angry? We are friends, you
Even friends can't stand being late, so how should you make friends in the future? "Zhang Dashu said.
: "if I don't have to say this to you, can you know my mistake?" If you don't know
If it is wrong, how should we be friends in the future? If we do this,
If you can't be friends, why don't you be friends with others in the future? You will say goodbye in the future.
Your friend goes out on a date, so will you today, and so will that friend.
Like me! "Uncle Li said," really? I don't think so, I believe.
Because if you can't stand such a small setback, how should the other party behave?
Huh? To be friends, we should trust each other and treat our friends with tolerance, not because
If you can't be friends like this, you must learn to tolerate friends. Such friends are friends.
Yes! "Uncle Zhang said," although I can't stand the slightest setback, so can you.
You should treat your friends like this! You said that being friends means trusting each other, but you are not even friends.
I'm late for my date. How can I trust you? "Uncle Li said," now that you have accepted it.
Admit that you can't stand a little setback, then you should apologize to me! "Zhang Dashu said.
"Why should I apologize to you? I didn't make a mistake, so I don't have to tell you at all.
Apologize! ""but it's wrong for you to talk to me in such a tone. " "You should be friends.
It's time to speak in a sincere tone, not in an angry tone to your friends. "
Go ahead. Uncle Zhang said: "I am like this. How can you beat me? " LiDa
Uncle said, "If you treat friends like this, who will dare to make friends with you in the future?" ? such as
If you treat me like this now and treat me like this in the future, then I think we should take
How should I be friends in the future? It is better not to be friends! ""it's impossible, I.
I try to make friends with you. How can you say that you won't be friends if you don't make friends? What is this?
What friend? How can you treat your friends like this? "Zhang Dashu said. Uncle Li said
: "Why not? Since you have done this to me, I will certainly do the same to you in the future.
Friend, then we certainly can't be friends, so it's better not to be friends as early as possible, lest.
There will be arguments in the future. "Uncle Zhang said," no, how can you treat me like this?
And then what? I am your friend. Is that what friends are like? If that's the case, then we
Really can't be friends! "Uncle Li said," since you said we can't be friends.
Then we are not friends! "Uncle zhang said," don't do it. You already are.
If you don't want to be friends with me, it's no use going on like this, so leave it alone! "Uncle li said.
: "well, this is what you said, don't regret it! In case you ask me to be your friend again.
Friends! ""Don't be wishful thinking, how can I beg you to be friends with me? I
Since we are no longer friends, why do I ask you to be friends with me? because
We all decided not to be friends. "
From then on, they stared at each other as soon as they met, of course, without any
People ask each other to be friends with themselves. Students, tell us this story, my friend.
We shouldn't quarrel over a trifle. How can such a friend be a friend?
It also tells us how to be friends and how to treat friends. If students learn this,
If you are more careful, you will make many friends! But here, I want to ask you a question.
Is it uncle Zhang or uncle Li?
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