English short paragraphs?

In various genres of folk literature, there are many materials of folk jokes, which are also the most popular folk narrative types at present. I carefully collect it for everyone to enjoy and learn!

: seek survival

A patient is dying. The doctor decided to tell him the truth.

He looked down at the sick man and said, "I think you will want to know the truth, so I should tell you that you are very ill now." Do you want someone to see you? "

"Yes," the patient replied in a very weak voice. "Who is it?" The doctor asked. The patient replied in a slightly tougher tone, "another doctor."

A patient was dying, and the doctor decided to tell him the truth.

He looked at the patient and said, "I think you will want to know the actual situation, so I should tell you that you are very ill." Do you want someone to see you now? "

"Yes," the patient replied in a very weak voice. The doctor asked, "Who is it?" At this time, the patient replied with a slightly heavier tone: "Another doctor."

: personality

Things got worse after the war. Life has become so different that many people live in poverty.

A newspaper published an advertisement for a man who needed tires: "A truck owner is willing to hire a widow with two tires." . Object: Get married * * * Get married * * *. Send tire pictures. "

Things got worse after the war. Life has become very difficult, and there are many people who lack things.

A newspaper once published an advertisement for a person who needed tires: "The owner of a truck is willing to communicate with a widow with two tires. Goal: get married. Send photos of tires. "

Congratulations

"I want you to come right away," a man called a funeral director and organizer, "to supervise my poor separated wife's funeral."

"Your wife!" The undertaker panted, "Didn't I bury her two years ago?"

"You don't understand," said the man. "Look, I'm married again."

"Oh," said the undertaker, "Congratulations!"

A man called the owner of the funeral home: "I hope you can come to my place to preside over my poor wife's funeral."

The boss struggled to say, "Your wife! Didn't I bury her two years ago? "

The man said, "You don't know, I'm married again."

"Oh," said the boss, "Congratulations!"

Shipwrecked sailor, shipwrecked sailor.

A sailor is the only survivor of this shipwreck.

He had to stay on a desert island for three years.

One day, he was very happy to find a ship moored during the day. When a lifeboat landed, an officer handed him a pile of newspapers and said, "The captain suggested that you look at what is happening in the world and then tell us whether you want to be rescued."

A sailor is the only survivor after the shipwreck.

He had to stay on a desert island for three years.

One day, he was very happy to see a big ship moored in the bay. A boat came to the shore, and an officer handed him a bundle of newspapers and said to him, "The captain suggested that you read these newspapers and tell us if you want to be rescued after you know about the world."

High salary, high salary

A famous lawyer is always lecturing his handyman. He thinks it's good for the boy, even though he doesn't need it.

One day, the lawyer happened to hear his handyman being asked by an employee next door, "How much did he pay you?" His handyman replied, "I earn 2000 dollars a year." He pays about 10 dollars in cash every week, and the rest pays legal consultation fees. "

A famous lawyer always gives lectures to the office boy in his office, thinking it is good for him, even though he doesn't need it.

One day, the lawyer overheard the handyman next door ask his handyman, "How much did he give you?" His handyman replied, "My annual salary is $2,000. He pays me about $65,438+00 in cash every week, and the rest is counted as the tuition he gives me. "