Dirty jokes that make people react

1. If you don’t like it, you will. 2. It’s better to fuck you on a rainy day.

3. If you have the chance to sleep together,

4. Fuck you. You will feel comfortable after a while

5. I will get on your little bed as soon as I say it

6. Then I will press you down and fuck you

7. This Are you free on Sunday?

8. The spring breeze is ten miles away, it is better to sleep with you.

9. If I don’t chat with you, I can’t have sex with you

10. My only ambition is to fuck you

11. You are a serious debtor

12. Are you hungry? Let me feed you some food?

13. I can’t do anything except you

14. I don’t just like you I just want to fuck you

15. If you are fucked by me like this, you will not be able to get out of bed

16. You understand my depth, and I know your strengths and weaknesses.

17. I miss you so much and miss your soft body

18. What kind of flowers should we plant? Let’s plant strawberries together

19. Just stand there and don’t touch me I’m going to forcefully kiss you

20. Do you miss me since I haven’t had sex for so long?

21. What’s the point of my life if I can’t sleep with you?

22. Once I fuck you, there won’t be so much trouble.

23. You can’t cry unless you cry when you are fucked by me

24. How much do I love you no matter who you fuck? All I see is you

25. The things we talk about are all mosaics

26. When you talk to me, I feel like you just finished it

27. Youth is ridiculous and it doesn’t live up to you. It’s you who I fucked

28. Don’t leave, we still have 100 useless positions

29. Remember my name and fuck with me Your posture.

30. I can shoot you up to the sky and you will be shoulder to shoulder with the sun

31. I can’t tell you what’s good about you, I just want to see you take a shower.

32. I don’t have any merits except that I am considerate.

33. I don’t think of you every morning when I have an erection.

34. I am a practical person, I only believe that love will grow over time.

35. When you are cold to me, I really want to give you aphrodisiacs

36. Don’t let me see you, or I will do it every time I see you

37 , when you ignore me, I feel like you are having sex with someone else

38. Give me the time to sing a love song and I guarantee you will climax

39. Say no again If you love me, I’ll fuck you. You can’t get out of bed

40. Do you love me? If you love me, just let me fuck you. If you don’t love me, just let me fuck you.