Tell some Altman jokes.

Anonymous logs into the dating website, and the input condition is: 1, to be handsome; 2. Have a car. Output answer: chess.

The woman refuses to accept, continue: 1, higher; 2. Have a sense of security. Output answer: Altman.

The woman is angry, go on: 1, want to have a lot of money; There is a big house. Output answer: bank.

So the woman entered the above conditions together in a rage.

Give the answer after n seconds: Altman is playing chess in the bank.

It is said that a little monster ran to the class and asked,' Who loves me, raise your hand'. No one answered him. The little monster looked at Altman and didn't respond at all. Later, Altman ran out angrily. Altman chased him out and shouted, "I love you." The little monster cried and said,' Then why don't you just say something? Altman said unjustly,' I'm afraid you'll die as soon as I raise my hand. '