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What makes your girlfriend happy?

If you make your girlfriend happy, there are:

1, "earthquake", "no", then why did my heart tremble as soon as you appeared?

2. A well-proportioned person must have a healthy diet and a good lifestyle; People with exquisite makeup must have a unique aesthetic and mature taste; A smiling person must have an open mind and profound cultivation, but I just want to be your person.

There must be a corner in this world where someone can fully understand what I want to express. I think if there is, it must be you.

4, play two roles every day, patient doctor, self-healing, you are the person I dare not chat because of shyness.

5. General kindness, then indifference, enough care, my life will be much easier, all on the premise of having you around.

6, I really want to fight with you, from the head of the bed to the end of the bed, you are just stealing. Why should I snicker? Because I love you.

7. You really look like fine weather when you smile.

When I first met you, I didn't expect to love you so much.

9. I turned my head and saw you coming in the sun, so my smile overflowed from my heart.

10, I heard that this young lady is good at housekeeping and wants to hear more about it for the rest of her life. I am boiled water. I will immerse you in this life.

1 1. If you smile, life will be sweeter.

12, is my courage and your courage enough to deal with the world? Send our voice to the world, I dare not be alone. With you, I dare.