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Humorous sentences remind customers to stock up.

The humorous notice on the home page reminds customers to stock up.

Humorous notice to remind customers to stock up.

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This article is a collection of articles about humor. Here, Bian Xiao shared some funny and humorous stories, all of which were very talented. After reading them, people can't help laughing You might as well have a look.

How to remind customers humorously the day before the event?

1. Have you started working again? I have told you more than once not to work so hard and pay attention to your health.

But you always say meaningfully, "If you don't roll more dung balls while the weather is warm, what will I eat in winter?" ! ! "2. There are some things you should know! Days are used for windy and rainy days; The land is used to grow flowers and grass; I was used to prove the greatness of mankind. And you: "It is used to stew vermicelli.

! Don't get drunk in the future. Yesterday, someone saw you chasing a pig with a glass and shouted, "Are you a brother? Brother did it! ! "I know you pay attention to hygiene. Wash your hands carefully every time you go to the toilet.

Suddenly you stopped washing your hands. I'm surprised: why don't you wash your hands? You replied: "I brought paper this time! ! "Miss you, it is a very happy thing; Nice to meet you. Loving you is what I will always do; Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing; However, lying to you just happened.

Every day, I pray to the Buddha for a long-lasting blooming rose. When it reaches 999, I will give it to you together and say emotionally, "Little son, I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you!" " ! "It is reported that a few days ago, Iraqi armed forces hung your jade photo on the wall in Baghdad, causing a large number of American soldiers to vomit and die.

After investigation and evidence collection by the United Nations, it is confirmed that this is a weapon of mass destruction, so run quickly.

Couples in western countries always divorce because their lover is a baby.

Look at the old man under the moon in China. They are experienced, so China's marriage lasts longer.

When carrot saw the customer, he respectfully handed in his business card. The customer looked at the business card and asked, why is it called Korean ginseng? Carrots have a thin waist. "People haha!" ...

How to remind others of what they should have done but didn't do in a humorous way?

Did you eat today? You eat, I eat. You can't really eat until everyone eats. Eating healthier.

There was a meal in front of me that I didn't cherish.

Please call me if you feel bored and empty! Please press 1 to talk about feelings, press 2 to talk about work, press 3 to talk about life, press 5 to introduce me, please tell me directly when you invite me to dinner, and please hang up when you borrow money from me.

Your stomach is begging me, let me tell you-eat well and don't abuse me.

I am in your heart now, this is my base camp, and all the nearby areas are under my control. That "stomach" complained to me that you always don't give it food. Is it true?/You don't say. Warning you, be nice to it, otherwise. ....