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How to write the humor of drinking Chinese medicine?

As follows:

1, God, Chinese medicine tastes really bad. I have been deadlocked with it for more than ten minutes, so I'd better drink it.

2, this Chinese medicine is really fierce, and the tongue is bitter and numb. Fortunately, the person you like is fierce, so keep the medicine down!

3. I said I had a bad stomach and was drinking Chinese medicine. You said it was so bitter! Much sweeter than life.

4. Drink the most bitter Chinese medicine ever. It's good to feel alive after drinking it. Get well soon and never drink Chinese medicine again.

5. If you want to get ahead of others, you will lose out after others. It is really not as bitter as black coffee before drinking Chinese medicine.