Buffy's latest joke

Yesterday, AUO traveled and traveled. まずでぃしてそれからのぉぉぃにぃに AUO's はがきだからぉそばやらラーメや .. I don't want to eat rice. It's more than that. ごのはパフェもんだ. No, it's fine. Finally, はプリクラもやったけれどぃっべ. Weep. AUO, a line, a line, a line, a line, a line, a line, a line, a line! ~\(^o^)/

Common girl tone translation.