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Yao Jiajing's Episode: What Degang Guo Yao Jiajing thinks
2. I first read the stand-up joke Yao Jiajing in this book. That book is a collection of crosstalk jokes once said by Zhang Shouchen, a famous crosstalk artist, and most of them are based on his recordings before his death. One of the jokes is particularly long, which reads a bit like a storytelling joke. This joke is Yao Jiajing. Later, I finally found the recording of Guo Degang's live performance from the Internet, which is basically the same as Zhang Shouchen's version. It's just that Guo Degang only said half of it, but later he didn't say the part about the trial, and I don't know whether he didn't say it at all or the recording didn't record it all at all.
3. The story background of Yaojiajing is the late Qing Dynasty. In the south of Beijing, there is a place called Yaojiajing, where two families, Liu Li, live. The adults of the two families have a good friendship, so they set a young marriage for their children. Later, because the Liu boy stole his father's silver, he was afraid that his father would not spare him and went to be a soldier for five or six years. In this forging day, Liu's boy got mixed up, and turned out to be the kiss of Liu Kunyi, the leader of the two rivers. Ge Shiha is Manchu, which seems to mean adjutant. Liu Kunyi is also a generation of government provinces, becoming his adjutant is not an ordinary small official. This year, Liu Kunyi went to Beijing to report his work, and the Liu family asked for leave to go home and get married. When I got home, I found that my father had already run away from home because of him, and there was no news, and he died of typhoid fever. The mother cried her eyes blind because she lost her son and her husband, and lost her dependence.
4. What makes it even more difficult for the Liu family to accept is that the girl of the Li family, that is, her fiancee, has been betrothed to someone else. The man Lao Wang is an older local youth. If it's just older, the key man is not only older but also ugly, and he has rabbit lips.
5. It's understandable that the Li family remarried the girl because the Liu boy never came back, but why did he marry Lao Wang? It turns out that Lao Wang's brother-in-law, Zhao Sanfeng, is a cook in Prince Li's house and a red man in front of the sovereign. In other words, Zhao Sanfeng is a powerful man.
6. Besides, the night when the Liu boy came back was the eve of the wedding of Lao Wang and Li Jia.
7. The next thing is the climax of the joke. The Liu family boy and the Li family girl ran away, and they found a small hotel that didn't read the marriage certificate and got married that night. Lao Wang's brother-in-law and Lao Wang first bound the Li family and the old couple in the Li family, then illegally tortured them, and finally got important false information: the Liu family boy and the Li family girl were in Baiyi Temple. Because the host nun there is the girl's old aunt. A group of people went to Baiyi Temple to kidnap them. But in the Buddhist land, a nun is having an affair with a monk. When the nun and the monk found that a group of people who were armed with controlled knives and seemed extremely angry had blocked the door, they made a seemingly correct judgment: when something was caught, the nun quickly hid the monk. A bunch of people who broke in naturally thought that the shivering person hiding in the quilt was Li's girl. Later, Lao Wang discovered the secret in the lying scroll in the newly decorated bridal chamber.
8. The monk may suffer from diseases such as cerebral hemorrhage or heart disease, and he was beaten by Zhao Sanfeng to vent his personal anger. The monk died. This can't help but alarm the school.
9. As a result, Liu's boy and Li's girl also appeared in the lobby. The officer who tried the case found that no matter which side he was, he could not afford to offend himself. As a result, a drug was poured into the girl, which led to her suspended animation. Of course, people didn't know this until after the event. At that time, it was said that the girl committed suicide and divided the body into two parts, Wang and Liu, and they were buried in the ancestral grave. The girl's life was compensated by the judge. But Lao Wang felt inappropriate, and the Liu boy had at least had a fact with the girl, but he finally got only a half-horrible woman corpse. Just give the whole corpse to the Liu family, which will make you look more generous.
1. "Miracle" happened in front of Lao Wang. The body was resurrected after being given to the Liu family. Because Lao Wang gave up all his rights and obligations to the girl when she died, now she can only watch Liu and Li get married.
11. The simple story of Yao Jiajing was described in a long space above. This joke is very classic. Among them, one thing is often encountered in other works in modern and ancient times, especially in stories ending in comedies, that is, a perfect match between a man and a woman. Generally, the ideal object of a beautiful princess in a story, or the object chosen by the author for a beautiful and versatile darling daughter, is always Prince Charming or man of great talent, a handsome white-faced scholar. And ugly people are often vicious, and their appearance is to pay for the happy life of princes and princesses, talented people and beautiful women. In the end, the forces of evil were defeated by the forces of justice. The story has a happy ending.
12. In Yaojiajing, Lao Wang and Zhao Sanfeng and their gang are not evil, but they are really so. Seeing that some netizens here may have to refute me. These princes, princesses, talented people and beautiful women mentioned by Si Mai are the themes of old stories and old movies. Now there are also poor boys who marry rich girls, and the prince takes back the story of Cinderella. This kind of plot is said to be the basic theme of Korean TV dramas. Yes, but in most of these stories, it is only the difference in economic status. In other respects, the two are actually quite well matched.
13. In fact, matching is harmony. There is another saying that the essence of beauty is harmony. People like to see things that are in harmony. Few people say they like disharmony. So it's done in movies, played on TV, and told in stories, and of course it happens in reality. It seems to be a very feudal statement that the so-called door is right. The stubborn old people who block their children's free love often take this as the theoretical basis, but in reality, people generally agree with this view.
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