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Tianshui street typo joke
1, at the entrance of the hotel: "copy" the rice.
2, at the garage door: tire repair "flushing"
3. At the door of the retail store: "Sold separately"
4. Furniture store door: home "furniture"
5. Decorate the door of the store: install "yellow"
6. Lost property advertisement: lost property "enlightenment"
7. Install the company's door: "Press" to install.
8. at the door of the car wash shop: wash the car and play "wax"
9. at the entrance of the hotel: "he" rice.
10, at the entrance of the fruit shop: "Bo" Luo.
1 1. Hotel menu: Danji
12, hardware store signboard: "money" block
13, signboard of sporting goods store: "blue" ball
14, in front of fast food restaurant: a large row of "blocks"
15, signboard of farmers' market: "Fan" eggplant
16, stop sign: "Yes" car charges.
17, slogan of strike hard: strike hard "calendar"
18, an airport banner: Year of Youth.
19, a traffic slogan: overload is "almost" harmful.
20. Dining room menu: fish "garden"
Second, deliberately misspelled (typo in quotation marks)
1. Drug advertisement: "Cough" is urgent.
2. Mountain bike advertisement: "Riding" is endless.
3. tonic advertisement: "turtle" is safe.
4, glasses advertising: a "bright" amazing.
5. Mosquito repellent advertisement: silent "mosquito"
6. scotch tape advertisement: irreplaceable "tape"
7. Internet cafe advertisement: A "net" is deep.
8. Piano advertisement: "Qin" has a special liking, love at first sight.
9. Water heater advertisement: "Take a bath at will"
10, air-conditioning advertisement: Never "sweat" for life.
1 1, clothing store advertisement: "clothes and hats" bring people.
12, a laundry advertisement: "clothes"
13, advertisement of a real estate company: All rooms are available.
14, a cake advertisement: step by step "cake"
15, advertisement of stomach medicine: a "no" to "stomach"
16. Horse racing advertisement: enjoy riding.
17, electric iron advertisement: 100 "clothes", 100 Shun.
18, fast food restaurant advertisement: "burning" is better.
19, washing machine advertisement: "idle" wife and good mother
20. Hat company advertisement: take people by "hat"
2 1, advertisement for treatment of lithiasis: the big "stone" becomes smaller, and the small "stone" becomes smaller.
22. Printer advertisement: A hundred words are not worth a "key"
23. Paint advertisement: lewd paint.
24. refrigerator advertisement: refrigeration frontier
25, anti-hemorrhoid drug advertisement: not afraid of hemorrhoids.
26. Garden apartment advertisement: stay in the apartment.
27. Dance machine advertisement: smell "machine" dancing.
28. Seafood advertising: Take a "fresh" step.
29. Oral clinic advertisement: "Quick cure" crowd
30. Gift shop advertisement: "Gift" is a matter of course.
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