Jokes about not confessing or breaking up in exams,

A boy said to his girlfriend, "I want to break up." I feel bored, so I don't feel it. "

His girlfriend said something to him that made him speechless at once.

"Hundreds of millions of people in China have long been tired of the national football team. I haven't felt it for a long time. Why didn't the national football team dissolve? 1300 million people's troubles failed to dissolve a team of 1 1 people. Now you say you are bored and want to dissolve the team of two people?

On a cold day? A couple is walking on the road again.

The man said, "Put on an extra coat on such a cold day."

The woman said, "No, I'm not afraid of the cold like a lovely penguin."

The man said, "Right? You are like a penguin with a thick layer of fat. "

Say that. The woman and the man broke up …

Woman: Let's break up.

M: Why?

W: Because of different preferences.

M: What do you like?

Woman: I like men, and you like women ...? ...

Actually, the story is not over yet. ...

The man said without thinking: I can change it for you!