Funny jokes during the Spring Festival

I was in a taxi listening to someone calling the radio station to order songs. A man called and said, "I am a foreigner, and now I can't buy a ticket to go home. I want to spend the New Year in Nanjing." I want to order a song. "

The host asked him, "Who do you want to order songs for?"

I thought there was no need to ask. It must be my parents and distant relatives.

Who knows what he said below made me laugh.

He said: "I ordered a song by Jordan chan," You are so cruel ",and gave it to all the ticket sellers at Nanjing Station."

Celebrate the Spring Festival once a year,

Massive bleeding every year.

Except nobody calls me dad,

I recite all the other names.