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Commentary: Lv Dongbin: One of the legendary Eight Immortals. Dogs also bite good people who do good deeds in Lv Dongbin to call names and be ungrateful.

Source: Ca

The dog bit Lv Dongbin.

Commentary: Lv Dongbin: One of the legendary Eight Immortals. Dogs also bite good people who do good deeds in Lv Dongbin to call names and be ungrateful.

Source: Ca

The dog bit Lv Dongbin.

Commentary: Lv Dongbin: One of the legendary Eight Immortals. Dogs also bite good people who do good deeds in Lv Dongbin to call names and be ungrateful.

Source: Cao Qingxue Qin's "Dream of Red Mansions" 25 th time: "No conscience, the dog bites Lv Dongbin, I don't know my lover."

Ex.: You are the one who treats other people's kindness like a donkey's liver and lung.

Part of speech: adjective, derogatory term.

Synonym: I don't know good or bad

Usage: as object, attribute and clause; Used to call names. I don't know if it's good or bad.

English: Treating a good person as a bad person is like yelling at Dong Bin, one of the eight great sacrifices.

Story: Mrs. Wang asked Jia Huan to copy the "King Kong Mantra". Jia Huan came and sat on Mrs. Wang's kang, and let people light candles and copy with a cavity. The maid told him to copy it well, but Jia Huan insisted that it was good for Baoyu and not good for him. Cai Xia called him the dog that bit Lv Dongbin-he didn't know how to be friendly. When Baoyu and Wang Xifeng came in, Jia Huan had to sulk secretly.

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Legend has it that there is a Lv Dongbin in the Eight Immortals of Penglai. He is a scholar, but he didn't take the imperial examination twice. From then on, he stopped studying and lived a carefree life relying on the property left by his ancestors.

Before Lv Dongbin became immortal, there was a fellow countryman friend named Gou Kun, whose parents died and his family was poor. Lv Dongbin felt sorry for him and became his sworn brother Jin Lan. And invited him to live in his own home, hoping that he can study hard and have a good future.

One day, a guest named Lin came to the house. Seeing Gou Kun's beauty and diligence, he said to Lv Dongbin, "Mr. Lu, I want to marry my silly sister to Gou Kun. What do you think? " Lv Dongbin, afraid of delaying Gou Jian's future, hurried away. "。 However, Gou Jian was tempted when he learned that he agreed to marry Lv Dongbin.

Lv Dongbin said, "Miss Lin is beautiful and virtuous. Now that my brother has made up his mind, I won't stand in the way, but after marriage, I will sleep with the bride for three nights. Listening, I couldn't help but stare blankly, and I couldn't help but agree with my teeth. On Gou Gou's wedding day, Lv Dongbin was beaming, but Gou Gou was ashamed to meet people, so he simply hid aside and didn't meet. In the evening, in the bridal chamber, the bride wears a red veil and sits on the bed. At this moment, Lv Dongbin broke into the room and said nothing. He just sat under the lamp at the table, burying himself in a book. Miss Lin waited until midnight, but her husband still didn't sleep, so he had to sleep with his clothes on. When I woke up in the morning, my husband was gone, and it was like this for three consecutive nights, but it was bitter for Miss Lin.

After three days of hard work, I just entered the bridal chamber and saw my wife in tears. She hurried forward to make amends. Miss Lin just hung her head and cried, "Lang Jun, why didn't you go to bed with me for three nights, just reading in front of the lamp, coming in at dark and leaving at dawn?" "This question made me dumbfounded. It took him a long time to wake up, stomping his feet and laughing. It turned out that my brother was afraid that I was greedy and forgot to study, so he used this method to motivate me. Brother's heart is too cruel! Miss Lin was stumped by Gou Kun's words. When Gou Kun explained what had happened, the couple cheered and said in unison, "Brother Lu, we must repay him in the future! " 」

A few years later, Gou Kun really became a big official, and the couple left with the Lv Dongbin family in tears and went to their posts.

Eight years have passed, and this summer, the Lujia family accidentally lost a fire, and a large amount of property turned into a pile of ashes. Lv Dongbin had to build a thatched cottage with the remaining broken tiles and bricks, in which his wife and children sheltered from the wind and rain. This is very difficult. The couple discussed it and decided to ask Gou Gou for help. Lv Dongbin went through all the hardships along the way and finally found the palace. Gou Gou was very sympathetic to the fire in Lv Dongbin's house and treated him warmly, but he didn't mention any help. He lived for more than a month and didn't give Lv Dongbin a penny. Lv Dongbin thought he was ungrateful and went home in one breath.

It's strange that Lv Dongbin found a new house built at home when he came home. He was about to enter the house when he saw white paper on both sides of the gate. He was surprised to learn that someone had died in the room and hurried into the room. He saw a coffin in the room, and his wife Ma approved it. Who cried? Lv Dongbin was stunned for a long time before he let out a cry gently. The lady looked back and shouted in horror, "You, are you a person or a ghost? Lv Dongbin was even more surprised and asked, "Madam, why do you say that? I'm recovering well. How can I be a ghost? The lady studied it for a long time before she recognized that it was really Lv Dongbin and said, "You scared me to death!" It turned out that shortly after Lv Dongbin left, a group of people came to help him build a house, and then he left. At noon the day before yesterday, another large group of people came in carrying coffins. They said that Lv Dongbin died in Gou Gou's home because of illness.

Hearing this, Lv Dongbin knew that this was Gou Kun's trick. When he approached the coffin, he was so angry that he picked up a big axe and split it in half. He saw that it was full of gold and silver jewelry, and there was a letter on it, which said, "Gou Jian is not an ungrateful man. He sent the gold and silver family to build a house." You shut my wife in the room and I made her cry her eyes out. Lv Dongbin woke up like a dream after reading the letter. He gave a wry smile: "Dear brothers, you have helped me so much! 」

Since then, the Lugou family has become more intimate. This is what the saying goes, "I went to Lv Dongbin and didn't know how to love", because "I went" and "the dog bit Lv Dongbin and didn't know how to love" are homophonic.