What are some hilarious scripts with blind date jokes and lines?

The hilarious script of the blind date jokes is as follows:

1. My colleague told me that now the woman on a blind date no longer asks the man directly if he has a house and a car, but asks: "You guys How much is the monthly parking fee in the community?” I was shocked when I heard this. This question was so artistic that I had to accept it!

2. Three years after graduating from college, several classmates were chatting in the class group, and they were all talking about technology, C, Java and the like. Another classmate opened a factory at home and became a manager early. He couldn't say anything and felt very unhappy. After a long time, he added: Due to business expansion, our company is recruiting a driver with a monthly salary of 8,000 yuan. Requirements: 4 years C Experience! The group suddenly became quiet.

3. I am a senior in college. One day I was watching porn alone in the dormitory. My roommate pushed open the door and entered. I quickly minimized the video and pretended to be playing a game. He glanced at me and said quietly: After four years, we brothers still haven't been able to treat each other with sincerity!

4. Notice from the Traffic Management Bureau: Gasoline has risen, and although the traffic flow has dropped, the pedestrian flow has declined. Increase, traffic pressure increases. For this reason, pedestrian restrictions will be implemented in urban areas from May 1. Single eyelids travel on odd days, double eyelids travel on even days, single and double eyelids travel at night, travelers wearing sunglasses will be treated as intentionally blocking the number plate, blind travelers will be treated as having no plate, and travelers with cut double eyelids will be treated as having a plate. Deal with it!

5. This year, my family always arranges blind dates for me. It happened that a friend was also forced to go on a blind date by his family, so we met for a drink. My buddy says he likes me but doesn't like me, and I don't like him and I don't know how to say no without being too embarrassed. So I told him: This is not simple, just say that my family is very poor and cannot afford a house or a car.

6. On a blind date, I met a very quiet beauty. We had a great time chatting with her, and then I asked the meanest question: Are you usually so gentle? The girl said calmly: If I am so gentle at ordinary times, why do I need to go on a blind date?

7. A tea shop owner drinks tea with his friends at home. It is very expensive tea. The friend asked: What are the benefits of this tea? The boss: It is good for both men and women! The friend asked again: What are the benefits? The tea boss replied calmly: It quenches thirst.

8. During the blind date, the other party said he was going to the bathroom, but he didn’t come back for a long time. I realized that the other person must have run away, so I called the waiter to pay the bill. When I was about to leave, I met a high school classmate, so the two of them sat down and started reminiscing about old times. The date came over... After looking at me for a while, he said, "Then, should I go back and wait for notification?"