Funny confession chat phrases

1. I called you on the seashore, but was swept away by the waves; I called you on the mountain, but was blown away by the wind; I called you on the street, wow! Taken away by the police!

Humorous confessional sentences

2. It takes a minute to meet someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to fall in love with someone. It will take me a lifetime to forget you.

3. If there is an afterlife, let us be a pair of little mice. Falling in love clumsily, living in a daze, clinging to each other clumsily, and being together foolishly. Even if the mountains are blocked by heavy snow, I can still nest in the haystack, hug you tightly and bite your ears.

4. What you see is the real me! A never-ending feeling! I am touched that you and I are the most beautiful existence in this world!

5. I firmly believe that one day, the lovely you will stretch out your little hand and wave away the loneliness I am waiting for.

6. I don’t have enough colors to describe your beauty, nor do I have the outstanding literary talent to express my affection for you, but I have a sincere heart. It beats for you, rejoices and mourns with you.

7. I really want to erase you from my memory, but I can’t help but think of you: every moment in my dreams and every second when I wake up.

8. Is it right for me to love you this way? This question makes me so tired. I would rather shed tears than regret, but I am afraid that I will still be heartbroken in the end.

9. You are the shore, I am the boat, you are the sun, I turn around for you. Only you can calculate the happiness. You would not change it for the world.

10. If you are ugly, please call 110; if you are not in good shape, please call 120; if you have a bad temper, please call 119; if you think you are beautiful, please call my mobile phone. Discuss in detail.

11. If the wind and rain make us lose our romantic mood, don’t be disappointed. We can still have romantic feelings while walking hand in hand through the wind and rain.

12. Take good care of yourself, I don’t want to wait until the next life to love you again.

13. There is one thing you may not have noticed. The toothbrush you gave me has become a gift to me. I get great satisfaction every time I use it. I will use it forever unless you again Give me a handful.

14. Whether you are strong wine, bitter wine, poisonous wine, or fine wine. I have decided to drink you. Until I die drunk in your arms. It is my greatest happiness. I think we are really not suitable as lovers. Will you be my wife?

15. Falling in love at first sight, infatuated again, working hard all day long to win your heart, working hard, thinking about it, don’t you understand my heart!

16. A certain leader spoke: I am a big boss. How rough I am, you, the female director, know best. I spent the whole night with her last night. At first she didn't know my strengths and weaknesses, and I didn't know hers.

17. How beautiful it is to think about a person, even if only memories are left to refer to, until one day you and I are old, and the memories shine with the white hair in the wind, at least I know clearly that if I think of you Will smile.

18. I sing a song. There is loneliness in the song. Loneliness is about you. The plot is known to my heart. It is a romantic Valentine's Day. It is warm and sweet. Can you hold hands and stay with me until we grow old?