Didn't the toilet on the beach bring paper lyrics?

Shanghai Beach Funny Edition: Bathing.

One day I took a bath.

They watched all this secretly.

You still have to laugh after reading it.

Laughter is my bird.

Don't laugh, guys. Don't make trouble.

Dude, you're not much better than me.

Time first, then skills.

Maybe learning from each other is too important,

Dear friends, sisters and compatriots.

How about some applause?

Some things don't look at appearances.

Don't laugh at my bird.

I have a crush on a woman.

When my bullet is loaded, I will shoot.

Who thinks she is a policeman?

Arrest me and say I sexually harassed her.

I went out in a bad mood.

I always want to find this policeman to calm down.

Met a street woman,

Throw yourself into my arms regardless of danger.

I asked her how much it was.

She said she wanted to sleep with me for free.

My peach blossom luck is back.

I must kill her this time.

I didn't expect to lose again.

So this woman is a shemale.

The funny lyrics of Shanghai Beach are really talented. People who like this song have different tastes after listening to it.

Second edition:

There is no paper in the toilet on the beach.

A teacher teaches politics; Half the class suddenly want to shit; Go to the toilet to shit; Found out he didn't bring toilet paper.

He panicked and was disappointed; Eyes can't tell whether it is a surprise or a panic; I ate too much yesterday; Lead to this result now.

Calling heaven should not be invalid; The smell of the toilet is hard to top; Want to call but forget at home; Only flies and mosquitoes.

He looked around in panic; Use his finger when no one is looking; I remembered when I washed my hands; A notice of water cut-off was just issued today.