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Southern Shaanxi dialect of Shaanxi dialect

The southern Shaanxi dialect is complex, which was connected with Chutou at the end of Qin Dynasty, and the people in the northern and southern provinces lived together. A few counties in the north belong to the northwest dialect area, while Chu and Shu in the south belong to the southwest dialect area. Two dialects, mutual penetration, form its unique color. People in southern Shaanxi speak euphemistically, with beautiful melody, quick delivery and light articulation, which sounds like a song. It sounds touching and sweet, but it's hard to understand.

People in southern Shaanxi call rain hat cloak, umbrella flower, cotton-padded jacket belly, bedding, broom, coffin old wood, vest jacket, belt Wolong and leggings wrapped. Chopsticks are called "Flower Cross", glasses are called "two cakes", bicycles are called "Ma Pockmarked", chairs are called "reclining chairs", benches are called "long ears", shovels are called "poking horse spoon", thermos bottles are called "electric kettle", snakes are called "long worms", bears are called "black children" and wolves are called "long tails". Crows and magpies are called "Crows and Magpies", cocks and hens are called "mother hen", chicks are called "chicks", piglets are called "piglets", calves are called "calves", wonton is called "wonton", steamed bread is called "steamed bread", rice porridge is called "porridge", rice is called "steamed rice" and pancakes are called ". Tea is called "Huangtangzi", married women are called "women", making tea is called "pouring water", drinking tea is called "eating tea", smoking is called "smoking", the kitchen is called "stove fire", the toilet is called "Mao Si", the bedroom is called "bedroom", the living room is called "hall", the straw house is called "An Zi" and the tile house is called. Swearing is called "pinching", gossiping is called "accompanying or not", entertaining guests is called "receiving guests", taking a shower is called "playing games", being picky is called "getting" and being comfortable is called "comfortable". Perfection is called regularity, saving is called polished rice, waste is called mess, destruction is called ghosts, harmony is called perfection, confusion is called ignorance, unhappiness is called trouble, kindness is called enthusiasm, fear is called fear of fire, and prosperity is called prosperity. Handsome people are called ostentation and extravagance, interruption is called fanning the flames, leisure is called photon shooting, matchmaker is called matchmaking, jail is called squatting circle, boarding is called wrangling, causing trouble is called poking people, and not stretching is called cowardice. Frank is called "skimming", silence is called "not opening", saying something wrong is called "opening", debt is called "eye socket", left hand is called "small hand", right hand is called "big hand", fast is called "simple hemp" and slow is called "botulism".

Title: Boys are called Xi Wazi, girls are called Xi Mei Zi, old men are called old men, old women are called old aunts, leaders are called steering handles, brothers-in-law are called firewood, frivolous people are called bye-bye, impatient people are called cannons, and bold people are called. Shoppers are called "Shoppers", and the son-in-law who enters the door is called "Menke Han". In some places, foreign husbands are called "family husbands", grandmothers are called "grandmothers", fathers-in-law are called "foster mothers", uncles are called "uncles", aunts are called "outsiders" and women are called "indoors".

People in southern Shaanxi are forbidden to say "slow", "rotten skin", "burning materials", "shoveling rice crust" and "burning fire".

Words-local slang, common sayings and two-part allegorical sayings. Let's briefly talk about some daily expressions (explanatory texts):

If you are not poor in food and clothing, you will be poor in life.

Respect others, respect others.

People are as tall as Dont Ask For Help.

Reach out and don't hit the doorman

Burning incense can't touch the temple gate

Losing money is just to win money.

It's never too late to celebrate the New Year.

There are only a handful of long grass and short grass

Take an umbrella and dry food.

People are afraid of hurting their faces, while trees are afraid of hurting their skin.

The heart should be solid, and the fire heart should be empty.

Don't hit people in the face, and don't expose weaknesses when you are stunned.

It is better to have gold than copper.

The emperor loves his eldest son, but the people suffer.

There are still classics in life, and the Taoist teacher has Zen.

Medicine can't cure fake diseases, and wine can't solve real worries.

A good flower blooms a tree, and a rotten tree falls into a bay.

It is the same for all people; Be two-faced; Speak vaguely

Hard-working people lose their hair, while lazy people keep their nails.

A bag of grass on the beam was blown to both sides by the wind.

A starving cook weighs 800 Jin, and a thin camel is bigger than a horse.

Three words are steady, three words are tight.

The master enlightens the apprentice, but the apprentice's skill depends on his own efforts; The master teaches the craft, and the apprentice's skill is self-taught.

When a wise man's food is full of halons, he is drunk.

Sometimes you have to think all the time, but don't treat all the time as a moment.

Caution is the mother of safety.

You can't fight when the iron is cold, and you can't talk when it is cold.

I'm not busy early, I'm flustered late, and I light a lamp in the middle of the night to mend my crotch

A sparrow is playing outside and a hen is lost in the house.

People are shameless and can do anything. Dogs are shameless and sit and bite.

People can't harm people, and the sky can't harm people and grass.

No one can go out by road.

Go out to see the sky, go in to see the face.

I have a threshold and he has a foot pole.

Listen to people and have a full meal.

The bowl is in charge.

It's good to be at home for a thousand days, but it's difficult to go out for a while.

It is intentional to treat people today, but it is angry to be beaten today.

A full bottle is silent, and a half bottle is tinkling.

Dog meat can't be served on the table

Eat five and miss six.

I took a bite of spiced food and ran a bowlegged leg.

Unilateral handstand-poisoned (one-handed) hand

Belly fart-demon (waist) qi

The dog in the sedan chair-ungrateful

Queen Huang Cheng is happy-with ulterior motives.

A pair of melon hammers in Chenghuang Temple

Carpenters wear flail-they deserve it.

Shorty fart-humble.

Long loofah as a pole-I don't know if it's soft or hard.

Set up a stage to sell tofu-it's no big deal.

Toad yawns-big breath

According to Atlas of Chinese Language (2009 edition), most counties in Hanzhong belong to the south of Shaanxi, while Ankang and Shangluo belong to the Guanzhong part of Central Plains Mandarin. Eight counties and cities, such as Ankang, Zhashui, Zhen 'an, Feng Dan, Baihe, Xunyang, Pingli and Shangnan, have a population of 6.5438+0.8 million. Hundreds of thousands of people in these eight counties and cities speak Gan dialect and Xiang dialect.