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Classic lines of pink girl
Ten men, nine romances, ten women, only one can make a man romantic.
When a man likes a woman, he will show grace; When a woman knows that a man likes herself, she will ask more than she can bear.
Women show their generosity first, but men dare not be stingy.
Three tragedies in life: beauty will get old, love will get cold, and marriage will get old.
Smart woman's law: the more men like you, the less you need to make a decision; The less you like your man, the more you need to get married early.
The perfect wife is a woman who doesn't talk; The perfect lover is a woman who doesn't need to meet regularly.
The less a man knows about a woman, the more he likes that woman; The more a man knows about that woman, the more he likes another woman.
The third party between lovers is another lover; The third party between husband and wife is TV.
If you want to hear good things, fall in love; If you want the truth, get married.
Wife is always the most sensitive animal in the world.
The difference between a girlfriend and a fox lies in whether she was caught by the man's wife.
Men fall in love ten times before they are considered to be masters of love; A woman is considered a fox after falling in love for ten times.
Love is like a cup of delicious coffee; Marriage is a coffee cup with leftover coffee grounds.
The love law of "bitter girl"
1. In modern cities, attractive women are not enough. What modern men want is a magical woman.
Being a single woman is more important than being a lover.
Being single is a way of life. Marriage is a way of life.
It's not difficult to stay single-as long as you keep talking about getting married, all single men will stay at a distance.
People who want to be single only need to date once a week. People who want to get married, it is best to date seven times a week, but each time the object is different.
6. The biggest difference between cats and dogs is that cats only look for lovers, while dogs desperately look for wives. It is said that women are like cats and men are like dogs.
7. Give me a hundred good reasons before marriage, and all the men who may give me a hundred good reasons are already married. -a single woman said.
8. More and more girls advocate being single. I don't know whether women are more and more useful or men are more and more useless.
What unmarried men don't understand is that women actually want men to be her assistants, not their opponents.
10. A single lady is like a gem that has not yet been set, beautiful but lacking in foil.
1 1. Marriage Law for Single Ladies:
(1) Don't let the other person think that you want to get married. (2) Don't let the other person think that you don't want to get married. (3) Don't let yourself be confused about whether to get married or not.
12. Love is like a trap. Going out is always more nerve-racking than coming in.
13. Love is like a cup of delicious and rich coffee, while marriage is a coffee cup with coffee grounds.
14. Singles only read love books, not marriage books.
15. Maritarians read both love books and marriage books, but they think they are reading books about cooking.
16. The difference between single and married practitioners is that others want to see the jokes of the former and the lies of the latter.
17. Love needs law and marriage needs self-discipline.
18. Don't marry a pessimistic lover, because she will refuse to marry you.
19. An optimistic lover can't have sex because she will marry you and turn you into a pessimist.
20. The biggest advantage of blind date is that if there are problems in marriage in the future, you can settle accounts with the matchmaker.
2 1. Optimistic girl: I will definitely marry. Pessimistic girl: others will definitely get married. Onlooker man: Who cares who can marry, as long as you don't marry me. Mix
22. Love is a lot of questions, and marriage is a series of answers. Unfortunately, these answers sometimes explain other people's love problems.
23. Woman, you can first decide whether to be a single aristocrat, and then decide whether to be an optimistic single aristocrat or a pessimistic single aristocrat.
These are the lines of the pink girl.
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