New Year's Day performance sketch, from Tian Kejing! Ask for recommendation, one boy or more boys!

X: It's too hot. Water it and close the basin.

Huang: Go to bed.

Ran Ran: Go to bed.

Ran Ran: Will you stop stepping on my bed? Don't you have a bar with new sheets? Why don't you just go up?

Huang: Yes.

Ran Ran: You are willing. Hurry up.

Xu: What do you think you two are arguing about in bunk beds all day?

Ran Ran: I didn't step on your bed, did I?

Ran Ran: Why?

Huang: Now let's go to bed.

Ran Ran: How can you go to class without sleeping tomorrow?

Huang: Let's play for a while.

Ran Ran: What are you playing?

X: What's interesting?

Huang: Let's hit three landlords.

Ran Ran: Is that all right?

X: That will do.

Huang: Come on, come on.

X: Oh, come on, wait a minute. Wait for me to go down.

Ran Ran: I don't play with money.

Huang: Let's make a small bet. Let's win some breakfast. Let's win breakfast.

Huang: Breakfast.

X: OK.

Huang: Let's play (rhubarb plays cards from behind)

Xu: Why is it so boring? (Northeast dialect is fast)

Ran Ran: Ah, let's play later. What if Teacher Cui comes to arrest us?

X: That's all right, Sugiko.

Ran Ran: Yes, Sugiko.

Huang: Let Sugiko keep watch for us in the future. But: stay alert.

X: OK (rhubarb shuffles)

Ran Ran: Why did Sugiko go?

Huang: I took a shower.

X: I went to take a shower (taking a basin on the stage).

Huang: Sugiko, what did you do?

I went to take a shower (bowed my head). Oh, I left my bath flower there (turning around).

X: Oh, what a fool!

Ran Ran: Fudge Mountain (three people continue, Xana comes back with potted flowers)

Xu: Sugiko, where's your washbasin?

Sugiyama: Oh (turning around) (three people laugh)

Xu: This guy, how anxious is his mother to send him to school?

Huang: This IQ.

Huang: Hey, Sugiko, come here.

X: Come on, come on, come on, Sugiko.

Sugiyama: What?

Ran Ran: Say something, the three of us.

Huang: Sugiko, let's play cards.

Sugiyama: Oh, fight.

Huang: Let's play landlords together.

Sugiyama: Don't fool me. Fighting landlords is played by three people (three people laugh).

Huang: You are not stupid.

Ran Ran: Sugiko, let's play poker for a while, and then you can watch the teacher for us at that window. When the teacher comes, you can tell us that the teacher is coming. Let's put it away quickly, or we will be fined, ok?

Huang: We won the breakfast. Who won? Can you treat me to breakfast tomorrow?

Sugiyama: OK, three people: That's interesting. Good brother, good brother.

Sam: You guys play.

X: Attention!

Ran: Oh, my phone number.

Hey, I wanted to get this card yesterday. Am I still here?

Huang: Come on, you can scream.

Xu: Don't move naturally: a phone number (playing ecstasy backstage, making a "shh" gesture to silence Shan, climbing over the window, walking in front of three people and standing behind Xiao).

Jia: What are you doing? (Three people get up in a hurry)

X: Who and what?

Huang: Teacher Cui. Miss Cui.

Jia: You three are committing crimes (classic movements and tone). Bring me the card and hold on tight (you three pick it up and give it to Jia).

Jia: I'll tell you three things. Tomorrow morning, a 5000-word critical letter will be sent to my office. Did you hear that (Xu wants to talk) Jia: Shut up and be shameless (Jia turns over the window)

Sugiyama bows: Goodbye, teacher (so as to turn around): Stay.

Huang: Sugiko, come here, come here.

Xu: Did you shout?

Huang: What did Teacher Cui tell you?

Sang: He called me "shh".

Ran Ran: He made you pee.

Huang: Are you stupid? You will be stupid enough to protect Sugiko and say, what are you doing? Tell suzuko it's okay. Don't be as knowledgeable as he is.

Ran Ran: OK, let's have a look again. All right.

Huang: No, wait, practice, practice, practice again.

Ran Ran: Then you can speak louder. I will listen to you.

The teacher is coming.

X: A little bigger, a little bigger.

Huang: I can't hear you.

The teacher is coming.

Ran Ran: Well, you can shout in this voice.

X: That's all right.

Huang: OK, OK.

X: Sugiko will go.

Huang: Sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Ran Ran: People are not so narrow-minded.

Huang: Come: Have you seen my cards?

Look, I'm making the bed. Look at this cedar wood. It's all messed up.

Huang: Come on.

X: Oh, I

Huang: You are a gambler. You are a quack.

Xu: This guy was scared by the teacher when he came to see me just now. He broke (three people continue, yellow shuffles).

(Music starts and Cui walks through the window) Sugiko: Here comes the teacher.

Ran: You said that X plus Y equals Z ..

Xu: X plus Y ... Miss Cui is very nice.

Nature: Haw, Haw, Mulan, when making it up.

X: What about this function?

Ran: What about the teacher?

Huang: Where did the teacher put it? You lie and fart all day. Xu: Sugiko

Sugiko: The teacher really came just now and slipped away.

Ran Ran: When you sneak past, you have a ghost. Must there be sonorous sound effects?

Sugiko: Is there really that Dangdang Dangdang? ..

Ran Ran: Oh, dear (throwing away Sugiko)

Huang: Are you kidding? (Xu comforts Sugiko)

Xu: Stop playing with Sugiko's snacks (Sugiko pretends to believe it or not).

Huang: Sugiko can't tell lies.

Sugiko: I'm not lying (rubbing clothes)

X: Sorry.

Ran Ran: I just arrested two kings.

Huang: I have two kings here.

X: Another explosion. Let me tell you something. (The music starts and Cui slides by. )

The teacher is coming.

Huang: Don't lie.

X: Stop it.

Huang: What the hell?

Sugiko: The teacher really came.

Huang: Will you stop fooling around?

Ran Ran: Oh, why do I always have a phone number?

Huang: Look at my business card. I told you I lost normally.

Xu: That's what no one can play (when the music starts, Cui breaks through the window).

The teacher is coming.

X: Stop it. Don't say that.

The teacher is coming.

Ran Ran: Can you come out quickly?

Sugiko: Here comes the teacher. Some teachers are here.

Huang: No, it's your turn (Cui pats Xu)

X: Stop playing cards.

Cui: Three belts and two twenty-two.

Xu: Cui: Go to K at nine o'clock, and go out in the next two or three days.

X: I know. You have to tell me. I turned around and saw that everyone stood up in panic. )

Wait a minute, three belts, two belts, two belts, two belts, and a K.

Cui: None of you have a long memory. You are shameless, aren't you, Xiao Xu? You strangled you without listening to me, you nasty Xiao Xu.

Huang: Ah.

Cui: You are so old that you still play with them every day. You are a loser.

Cui: You said that one of your middle school students wore long hair and earrings to pretend to be a rock youth, so you took it off for me.

Ran Ran: Teacher, I like rock and roll.

Cui: Take it off for me. Ran: I really like rock and roll.

Cui: Love rock earrings. Help me take it off.

Ran Ran: I finally put it on without picking the teacher (Cui Qiang picked it)

Cui: put away the shameless cards for me (three people pick them together and give them to Cui)

Cui: You three should send a 10,000-word critical letter to my office before six tomorrow morning. Shut up, shameless.

Goodbye, teacher.

Cui: Goodbye (Huang goes up to pinch the fir tree)

Ran Ran: Why didn't you pay attention to the teacher when he came?

X: Oh, come on. What are you doing? We are all friends.

Sugiko: The teacher came to tell you several times, but she didn't listen to you.

Huang: You don't care.

Ran Ran: There was no crash.

X: Forget it.

Ran Ran: It's annoying to play poker so hard.

Xu: Sugiko, be good. They are too violent. You should shout when the teacher comes this time. You should shout when the teacher comes.

Sugiko: Why don't you speak up? I see.

Xu: You call the teacher.

The teacher is coming.

Xu: Hey, look at this.

Huang: Didn't Sugiko bend you? Is she still angry with you?

X: Is that all right (Shanshan: Nothing good)

X: Do you fight one by one? It's over (comforting Sugiko's ambiguity, hehe)

Ran Ran: Is there any poker left?

X: I didn't have one anyway (Huang made another pair).

Ran Ran: You know.

Huang: Suit yourself.

Ran Ran: Oh, my God.

Huang: You can't leave without a Jianghu card.

Ran Ran: Lie down and play.

X: Go to sleep and play. Go to sleep and play.

Huang: Oh, I'm tired.

X: Four sixes.

Ran Ran: You can add a 3 and four 6s after it. Can't you find a better one?

Huang: You can also find a nine (small: hahaha)

X: I'm sorry, dear.

Huang: Wang

Ran Ran: What's this?

Xu: Why did you add a two after four sixes? When the music starts, Sugiko falls asleep and the teacher comes. )

Cui: I'm glad that teacher Yin and I can go to bed this time. Sugiko woke up and saw the teacher who didn't know who shouted: Three.

The teacher came (Cui Feifei came back and came in through the window).

Cui: Stand up.

X: Who is what? (Everyone stands up)

Cui: You shameless? Pick up your face card (everyone picks it). You are shameless (Xu Lizheng, pass it).

Cui: You three come with me to the guidance office.

Ran Ran: Not a teacher.

Cui: Shut up. Did you hear that? Wait a minute.

Cui: I didn't have a chance to go to the guidance office. I followed the teacher (to the window).

The teacher walked in the door.

Cui: I'm used to it

Ran Ran: Shall we sit by the window or by the door?

Cui: Let's go through the door (but Huang and Huang both kicked Sugiko when they went out).

X: I just need to go out the window (Sugiko was left alone when she went out the window).

Sugiko: You are so stupid (lie down). Oh, dear, I left my soap there. Agree with 0| comment haha! Boys' dormitory, enough for boys! !