Four immortals see the Monkey King's jokes.

My old name is the Monkey King, and I have been lonely and helpless since I was a child. Fortunately, I fully realized that "I was born to be useful". So, I crossed the ocean and studied hard, and finally I was admitted to the International Astronomical University. Under the guidance of famous teachers, I learned 72 advanced technologies.

After graduation, I am full of confidence and ready to serve the society and the people well. I thought I could easily find a suitable job with a college diploma, but I didn't expect to hit a wall everywhere, neither a state-owned enterprise nor a private enterprise. I didn't expect to graduate from a famous university and find a job. What a pity! Had to temporarily wronged unemployed at home.

Thinking hard at home, I decided to be self-reliant and create a world of my own. So he took advantage of the treasure of the Dragon Palace to cancel the title from the prince, which alarmed the immortals in the sky. Later, the old son of the Jade Emperor took the advice of Taibai Venus, recalled my old grandson to heaven, and appointed an official ten times smaller than the village official-Bi.

This can make my old grandson angry. I graduated from a famous university, but I let my grandson feed horses all my life. Would you like it if you graduated from a famous university? In a rage, he cursed the Jade Emperor and flew back to Shuiyidong, calling himself the president of Shuiyidong, namely the Monkey King.

Unexpectedly, this move backfired. The Jade Emperor assembled a large number of troops and launched a war against Shuilian Cave. Hey, hey, you're just in time. My grandson is worried that his kung fu is nowhere to be put to use. I beat the enemy out of the water with my real kung fu, and my spirit was greatly reduced. Finally, the Jade Emperor was forced to reach an agreement and signed an armistice agreement.

I returned to heaven and became the director of the Flat Peach Garden. However, the jade emperor's wife, the Queen Mother, didn't take me seriously. I worked hard to take care of the flat peaches for her, but I was not invited to the flat peach festival. In a rage, he ate flat peaches and went to Laojun's house to eat those so-called elixirs.

The old son of the Jade Emperor was so happy that he finally had something in his hand. So I invited immortals from all walks of life and gathered a large number of heavenly soldiers and generals to declare my grandson the number one terrorist in heaven. He also said that there were weapons of mass destruction hidden in Shuilian Cave. For the safety of the immortals in the sky, he decided to strike first and go to war with Shuilian Cave again. For the safety of his hometown and to drive away the invaders, Lao Sun rose up and took the jade emperor's army by surprise. No way, the Jade Emperor had to invite his ally, Comrade Tathagata, to borrow Tathagata's hand and arrest me. In the end, my grandson was accused of war crimes, sentenced to 500 years in prison by the Tiangong International Military Court and imprisoned at the foot of Wuxing Mountain.

After she was released from prison, the merciful Miss Guanyin found a hard job for my old grandson, escorting her secret admirer, Mr. Tang Sanzang, to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures.

I cherish this rare job very much. Although the salary is not high, I work very hard and think about the old Tang Priest everywhere. The devil was banished all the way. Through a period of getting along, my grandson found that Tang Yan was very lazy, self-righteous and unreasonable ... he was a complete failure. Take my old grandson as an example. He makes things difficult for me everywhere, always chanting and directing me. Even so, I still bear silently, and Heng didn't say a word.

After several efforts, the scriptures were finally a complete success. Ranking list: Tang Priest was the first, and won the honorary title of "Tan Gongde Buddha"; My old grandson ranked second, and was named as the garbage title of "Fighting the Holy Buddha". Shit! It seems that Tathagata is crazy. Why is Tang Priest ranked first? Everyone can see along the way that my old grandson didn't save him many times, and he doesn't know how many times he will die. Along the way, the Tang priest not only didn't help to learn the scriptures, but made trouble everywhere, which was a big burden. I should be ranked first, but Tathagata gave him this position, and Tathagata was eccentric.

Alas, I pity my old grandson, who was born in poverty, has no power or influence, and has no place to display his talents. He can suffer indignities everywhere in front of the Tathagata. If you wait, I will embarrass you one day.