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Cheung Weijian - classic line I am the Tathagata Buddha, the Jade Emperor, the Guanyin Bodhisattva

The designated envoy to take the Western Sutra

The Monkey King of the Water Curtain Cave in the Huaguo Mountain, the Monkey King and the Monkey King, the Monkey King ah!

So handsome!

—— "The Great Sage Sun Wukong"

I am the Tathagata Buddha, the Jade Emperor, the Guanyin Bodhisattva

The designated envoy to retrieve the Western Sutra

Monkey King Monkey King Monkey King Monkey King Monkey King of Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain,

Not your husband!

——"Monkey King, the Monkey King" Zhang Weijian went into the house to call people, and went into the temple to worship the gods.

——"Monkey King, the Monkey King"

Hey, pretty boy, pretty boy, I love you, hey, hey, hey!

Hey, pretty boy, pretty boy, I love you, hey, hey, hey!

I love you, handsome, I love you, I love you, I love you, handsome!

——"Monkey King, the Monkey King"

Yo!

Don't be afraid to take the Western Scriptures!

——"Quitian" The Great Sage Sun Wukong"

The many gods you worship will have their blessings!

——"Monkey King, the Monkey King"

There is a goose in the sky, and a goose on the ground. The goose flies and hits the goose, and the fat goose in the sky wants to marry That skinny goose on the ground, the fat goose, the goose, the goose, the goose, the goose!

——"The Monkey King, Monkey King"

Tang Monk: Do you want me to recite the Tightening Curse!

Wukong: No, no, no! !

Tang Seng: Are there any fairies?

Wukong: No...no, no, no...the weather here is smooth, the country is peaceful and the people are safe, everyone respects each other as guests, the young are waiting to die, the old are waiting to get married, it is really harmonious.

——TVB "Journey to the West"

The cool breeze is trustworthy, the autumn moon is boundless,

I feel like the days are like years,

Although I am not a graceful and elegant person,

But I have a broad mind and strong arms.

—— "Xiaobao and Kangxi" Zhang Weijian and Zhang Qian I have no freedom, I have lost my freedom.

I shed tears with sadness and sorrow.

——"Xiaobao and Kangxi"

Chop me into pieces, cut into shreds, grind into powder and feed to the turtle!

——"Xiaobao and Kangxi"

This palm belongs to my master Hu Dedi, this palm belongs to Chen Jinnan, this palm belongs to Duolong, this palm belongs to the first wife, the second wife, and the three, four, five, six and seven wives. , this palm belongs to Jin Yong.

(Who is Jin Yong? )

I don’t even know Jin Yong, you deserve to die!

——"Xiaobao and Kangxi"

I am known as the Little White Dragon on the Water in the rivers and lakes. I can stay in the water for three days and three nights without losing breath, and I can eat raw fish, shrimps and crabs. Wei Xiaobao, the little white dragon with an unchanging expression.

——"Xiaobao and Kangxi"

Jianning: Do you know who I am? I am Princess Jianning.

Xiaobao: I know, Huanzhugege’s sister! ~

——"Xiaobao and Kangxi"

I am powerful and cunning, scaring thousands of girls to death, teaching young friends bad, defrauding children of their pocket money, and molesting them. A good woman from a good family, who eats without money and is extremely luxurious. She is the scum champion of the martial arts world who has to pick her teeth after drinking water. The God of Hundreds of Poisons - Ba Ba.

——"Little Yu'er and Hua Wuque"

Murong Shu: Xiao Yu'er, you must treat the little fairy well in the future. If you dare to bully her, I will kill you!

Xiao Yuer: If I make the little fairy shed even a drop of tears, I will shed half a bucket of blood for her!

——"Little Fish and Flowers"

The toad does not necessarily have to eat swan meat, but it has the right to be nice to the swan!

——"Little Fish and Flowers"

Deep roots are not afraid of the wind, and upright trees are not afraid of the slanting moonlight

——"Clever Little Understanding"/ "Little Fish and Flowers"

The arrogant and arrogant teacher who doesn’t understand is the most fluent in arguments!

——"Smart Little Understanding"

If you do it, you still have half a chance, but if you don't do it, you won't even have half a chance.

——"The Clever Little One"