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"Flowers in the Mirror" cherishes family filial piety, and tearfully talks about Shi Ershi's helping others.
? Not only does he study hard for coldness, but he is also full of good jokes. ? Fang Yue said? When I was young, I drank two cups. Be sure to bring me one. ? Green flashing mode:? I remember the child should be raised, so don't go near it? These two sentences seem to appear in Liu Xiang's Shuo Yuan. How do you say it's a biography of Han Ying's poems? Chunhui said:? If we compare the two books carefully, I'm afraid there are dozens of similarities. ? Lan Yan said:? Thank you for your caution.
Menstruation's "Han Feizi" is a self-employed, and my back is male.
? Why? 、? Why? All rhymes, a toast to Sister Hong. ?
Red peony road:? I'd rather have two cups, so this joke has to please five girls. ? Baoyun said:? How does my sister call him a girl? Won't it kill him? Red peony road:? It's called. To its owner and ambassador? . Besides, he is so open-minded, and he is afraid that he will not get a talented woman in the next subject! ? Zizhi said:? Although his jokes are good, I wonder if it is possible to fly double rhyme. Lan Zhi way:
? If it can fly, it is natural for a talented woman to enjoy a glass of wine. ? Her way:? I'm just a teacher, okay? Aunt? Does the word fly "jiao" A litter of nine children, a boy and a mother? . To you talented women. ? Zizhi way:
? We all like drinking. Let's tell a joke. If you are an old man, you will be fined a glass. ?
Her way:? Take my family name as an example: there is a family named Wang and eight brothers, seeking their names and posthumous title. The first name is also the image of the surname. One day, someone preached to him: first, add a little to the prefix of Wang, called, nicknamed? Top five? ; The second is Wang Zi, named Wang Yu, nicknamed? Wang Er, who stole the hip flask? ; The third one is Wang San, nicknamed? Ruthless Wang San? ; The fourth one, named Simomo, was nicknamed? Wang Si with an iron gun? ; Fifth, Wang Wu, nickname? Wang Wu and hard turn? ;
The sixth one, named Wang Ren, was nicknamed? Liu Wang with a crooked head? ; The seventh one, named Elvis Presley, is nicknamed? Wang Qi, who is dragging his tail? ; The eighth one, Quan Wang, suddenly said to everyone here: This? All of them? The word book belongs to the Ministry, not the herringbone, so what is Quan Wang's nickname? An adult bastard? . ?
Fang Yue laughed: Although this joke is good, it will suffer from your disrespect. I want two cups, you say one for me, and I'll write it off. If I can tell a joke about them being shot yesterday, I will have another drink. ? Her way:? In this case, I just perfunctory: a warrior shoots a mandarin fish, and a person stands by the mandarin fish and looks around. I am afraid that the arrow is crooked, so I am a few steps away from the mandarin fish and claim to be safe. Unexpectedly, the samurai's arrow shot badly, and he hit the man's nose at once, and hurried forward to accompany the crime, even making a mistake. The man put his hand over his nose and said, it's not your fault, it's mine. ? The samurai said in surprise, I hit your nose. Why is it your fault? This humanity: I knew the arrow was shot like this. I should stand in front of the stork. ? Li Jinchun laughed: Teacher Yu! I have to feel bored. ? Zhu Hongdao:? My sister's poetic theory is very good. If she makes a doggerel, she can forget it. Why tell jokes? Her way:? I told a poem and joke after the talented woman had drunk. A scholar was staying in a hotel. At night, he suddenly heard an old man talking to himself in the next room. Another song. ? Scholars feel way:
? It turns out that the next room is actually a poet, but it is not convenient for consultation at night. According to what he said, it was another song, so I can see that I have made several songs. ? I was just thinking when I heard the old man say, one more song. ? The scholar said:? In the blink of an eye, there are two poems. With such a talent, it can be said that it is natural, and the hands are powerless. ? The next day, I quickly dressed up to see him. After a few words, I asked the old man:
? I heard that Lao Zhang's poetic theory has only seven steps. I want to write more articles every day. I'm here for advice. ? The old man was surprised and said that the old man never understood poetry. I don't know where this sentence comes from. The scholar laughed. Why should I be stingy with teaching? Last night, when I was in another room, I obviously heard the old man have two songs in an instant. Why did you make me up? The old man said that the driver would be wrong. Last night, the old man occasionally had a stomachache and suddenly left feces in his sleep. Because there is no toilet paper, he can only wipe it by hand. The so-called one-handed person is not poetry, but shit. ? Everyone laughed when they heard it. Title flower road:? If you write a poem with elegant words, you can naturally afford it. Poetry? Words; You're talking nonsense. That's what the old man said. ?
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