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Classical Chinese is arrogant.
2. The arrogant translation of Guo-jian diploma in the city and Guo-jian diploma in the country. Both of them said they were good. The supervisor in the city laughed at the supervisor in the country and said, "We are well informed, but you country people are very ignorant." The two country people argued endlessly, so they walked together in the street to show their strength. At a door, the word "Dazhong Cheng" was written on the side, and the diploma of Guozi in the city came and pointed. This is just a test. When I cut into a family, the plaque said "Dali Qing". The supervisor in the countryside recognized the word "green" as the word "township" and quickly pointed to the plaque and said, "This is a big village." They can't tell the difference. They came to the door of a temple, on which was written "Dashige". Both of them said quietly.
3. Xue Tanxue's family and the translated Xue Tanxue's family are arrogant.
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Xue Tan studied in Qin Qing, but he didn't have any skills, so he said he was exhausted and resigned. Make a short stop in Fuzhi, farewell dinner in the suburb of Qu, fondle elegy, and make a deafening noise. Tan Xue is shooting the other side. He never dares to answer his words all his life.
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Xue Tan learned to sing with Qin Qing, but he didn't finish learning Qin Qing's skills. He thought he had finished learning and left for home. Qin Qing did not dissuade him, but gave him a farewell dinner on the roadside outside the city. Qin Qing sang an elegy while playing. The song shook the trees and the sound stopped the clouds. Tan Xue then apologized to Qin Qing and asked to come back to continue his studies. From then on, he never dared to say that he wanted to go home.
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Guo-zi-jian diploma in the city and Guo-zi-jian diploma in the country. Everyone should strive for greatness. The city people are ashamed to say, "We have seen a lot, but the people in your village are ignorant." The two men argued endlessly, because they went to the streets together and saw their own strengths. On the head of the first gate of a university, the word "Dazhong Cheng" was written on the plaque, but the inspector in the city pointed and said, "Isn't this a success?" This is a test. " In another house, the plaque is "Dali Qing", and the State Supervision Bureau recognizes the word "Qing" as the word "township". When I was busy, I said, "This is a big village." The two are not competitive. At the gate of another temple, the topic was "Taishi Pavilion", and we had a good talk: "It turns out that Taishi Pavilion is (from) big."
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Guo-zi-jian diploma in the city and Guo-zi-jian diploma in the country. Both of them agreed. The city supervisor laughed at the rural supervisor and said, "We are well informed, but you rural people are very ignorant." Two country people argued endlessly, so they walked together in the street, showing their magical powers. At the bottom of a door, the words "Dazhong City" are written on the side. The city warden looked at it and pointed and said, "Isn't this Cheng? This is a test. " I went into a family, and the plaque said "Dali Qing". Recognizing the word "Qing" as the word "township", the State Supervision Bureau quickly pointed to the plaque and said, "This is a big township." The two can't be distinguished. Then they came to the door of a temple, which read "Dashige". Both of them said calmly, "So we are all arrogant people".
4. Kneel for the original classical Chinese text of Yelang's arrogance:
In the first year of the founding of the Yuan Dynasty, Duke Zhang Qian sent envoys to Daxia, saying that when he lived in Daxia, he saw Shu Bu and Qiong Zhuqian. The envoys never asked him, saying, "From the southeast, he was poisoned by the country, but thousands of miles away, he won the market of Shu Jia people." Or I heard that Johnsy has a drug country. Qian claimed that summer was in the southwest of Han Dynasty and he yearned for China. He suffered from the Huns leaving Shu and was poisoned by the state. The road is closed, which is beneficial and harmless. So the son of heaven ordered Yu, Bai Shichang, and so on. Go westward and seek a poisonous country. When I arrived in Yunnan, the king of Yunnan tasted Qiang for more than ten generations. Over 40 years old, Kunming people are closed and can't poison the country.
The king of Yunnan and the envoy of the Han Dynasty said, "Han, who is older than me?" The same is true of Yelanghou. Because of the impassability, each thought that a state owner did not know the vast number of Han people.
Source: Historical Records Biography of Southwest Yi: The king of Yunnan and the ambassador of Han said,' Which is bigger than Han?' The same is true of Yelanghou. Road impassability, each thinks he is the owner of the state, I don't know the vast number of Han people.
Detailed interpretation of modern texts;
During the Han Dynasty, there was a small country named Yelang in the southwest. Although it is an independent country, its territory is small, its people are few, and its products are pitiful. However, because Yelang is the largest country in the neighboring region, King Yelang, who has never been abroad, thinks that the country he rules is the largest in the world.
One day, when the king of Yelang was patrolling the border with his men, he pointed to the front and asked, "Which country is the largest here?" In order to cater to the king's wishes, the subordinate said, "Of course, it is the largest Yelang country!" " "Walking, the king looked up at the mountain ahead and asked," Is there a higher mountain in the world? These people replied, "There is nothing higher than this mountain." Later, when they came to the river, the king asked, "I think this is the longest river in the world." "The subordinates replied in unison:" Your Majesty is absolutely right. "From then on, the ignorant king believed that Yelang was the largest country in the world.
Once, the Han Dynasty sent envoys to Yelang, passing by Yelang's neighboring country, Dian Wang asked the envoys, "Which is bigger, the Han Dynasty or my country?" The messenger was shocked. He didn't expect this small country to be ignorant and think it can be compared with the Han Dynasty. However, I didn't expect the messenger to come to Yelang later. Because the arrogant and ignorant king didn't know that the country he ruled was only about the size of a county in the Han Dynasty, he even asked the messenger, "Which is bigger, the Han Dynasty or my country?"
This can only show that because of the inconvenience of traveling and not knowing other regions, both King Dian and King Yelang thought their country was the largest, but they didn't know how big the Han Dynasty was.
In this story, Sima Qian tells a diplomatic event between Yelang State and Han Dynasty. In fact, Yelang and Wang Dian just ask questions because there is no information. Just like a farmer, he entered Licheng for the first time and then asked, is the grain output in the city high or in our country? Although such questions are a bit ridiculous, they are more ignorant.
The so-called "arrogance" of later generations is mainly a satire on those who jump to conclusions because of ignorance.
The idiom "arrogance" is known all over the world.
Sentence making: To guard against arrogance and rashness, we must broaden our horizons and learn from others' strengths and experiences with an open mind.
Yelang, now Hezhang County, Guizhou Province.
There is an urgent need for someone to ask a gentleman to educate his children.
One day, a person came to apply for a job, and the host said, "Our family is poor, and there may be many places that are impolite to our husbands. What do you think? " The gentleman said, "Don't be so polite, I don't care at all." The host said, "Can you eat vegetables?" A: "Yes."
The host said: "There is no heavy work at home. You can clean the yard and open and close the door. Is it okay for the old gentleman to do it? " A: "OK." The host said: "sometimes family members, women and children have to buy odds and ends, and Mr. wronged can go." A: "Yes."
The host said, "If so, that would be great!" Later, Mr. Wang also said: "I also have a sentence, I hope the host will not be surprised." "What did the master ask him? Mr. Wang said, "I am ashamed that I didn't study hard when I was a child!" "The host said," Why do you say such modest words? "
The gentleman said, "I dare not bully you. I don't know a word! " "Xiao Gong and Wu Liang extorted money, and the Shu people called it hammering. A gentleman is good at nailing. He saw a freshman urinating next to a pot pool, so he grabbed him and scared him, saying, "You are at school, it is impolite to urinate in the pot pool without authorization." "
Ordered the gatekeeper to be humane: "Take him to Minglun Hall for interrogation. This is the biggest disrespect and should be guarded. " The student begged him to say, "Students are willing to admit punishment when they make mistakes."
The gentleman said, "Fortunately, it is a small hand. If it is a big hand, it will be fined 12 silver. Solve the small hand and punish five or two. "
The student said, "I only have one piece of silver on me, which weighs twelve taels." I am willing to give you half. " Mr. Wang said, "Why do you want to separate? Give it all to me. "
The student said, "The teacher made it very clear that the solution is five taels, so why twelve taels?" The gentleman said, "Never mind, even though you gave it to me, I'll let you relieve yourself by the basin and give you five taels of silver in the future. Don't tell anyone, I'm afraid it will destroy my study rules. "
No concubinage. I have an amazing wife who has read a lot of books. Her husband is going to marry a concubine, saying, "It happened before. Qi people have a wife and a concubine. "
The wife said, "If I am like you, I want to find another husband." Her husband asked, "Has this ever happened before?" The wife replied, "There is a woman named Cheng in Henan who has two husbands."
The husband smiled and couldn't think of any way to embarrass her. In addition, there is a fierce and cunning wife.
Every time her husband talks about marrying concubines, she always replies, "Your family is poor, how can you afford concubines? If you have money, I will listen to you and do what you want. " The husband borrowed money from others and said to his wife, "Here is the money, please marry me!" " His wife put the money in her sleeve, then bowed and said, "I'd rather be a concubine now, and the money can buy me." "
Her husband can't embarrass her. Accustomed to bumping into seats, a countryman made a patrol and was responsible for guarding the gate of the yard. When the prefect came, he knelt down and said, "Come in, old man."
The satrap was very angry and ordered to hit him ten times. The next day, the satrap came again, and he reported, "Taigong Jin Zu."
The satrap hit him again. On the third day, the satrap came again.
Considering that the rural dialect is not good and the written language is not good, the countryman reported, "I came the day before yesterday, I came yesterday, and I came again today." A man went to the barber shop to get a haircut. The barber shaved his hair rough. When he finished cutting, the man deliberately paid double the money and left.
A few days later, he went to the barber shop for a haircut. The barber tried his best to cut his hair. He redoubled his efforts and served everything well. When I finished cutting, I paid less.
The barber said unconvinced, "last time I had a rough haircut, I got your reward." I gave you a mental hair this time. Why did you pay less? " Today's salary was paid last time. The money given today is the last salary! "Dog dad has a man named Lu who is good at telling jokes.
There is a woman next door to his house who is unsmiling. His friend told him, "If you can make that woman laugh and scold her, I'll treat you to a meal." One day, a woman stood in front of the door, and there was a dog lying in front of the door. Lumou knelt down to the dog and said, "Grandpa!" The woman couldn't help laughing when she saw it. Someone in Luli looked up and shouted, "Mom!" Hearing this, the woman was very angry and swore.
You should prepare wine first. My wife likes drinking, but her husband refused to give it to her several times. She also scolded her and said, "Open the door seven times: firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea. When have you ever seen the word wine? " The wife said, "You don't have to open the door for wine. I must have bought it the night before. How can you put it on the matter of opening the door? " Meet a bosom friend. Gentlemen usually like to play the piano. He once said that he is always unhappy without a bosom friend. After an idle day, he played the piano for recreation.
Suddenly I heard a sigh next door, thinking that I had met a bosom friend, I knocked at the door and asked what was going on. The old lady next door said, "Nothing. My dead son made a living by playing cotton. Today, you play the piano like he plays cotton. I didn't feel sad after listening to it. "
The emperor's wife who is afraid of jealousy is the wife. She is jealous and fierce. Ling Xuan is too afraid that she will marry a concubine. Emperor Taizong ordered the queen to summon Mrs. Fang and told her that concubinage was very popular now, and it was stipulated that the emperor should reward beautiful women.
Mrs. Fang resolutely refused, and the emperor ordered poisoned wine to be sent to her, threatening her and saying, "Like this, it is against it. You should drink this glass of wine. " Mrs. Fang swallowed it in one gulp, and she was not embarrassed.
The emperor said, "I am afraid to see it, let alone Ling Xuan?" Fairy Yong Dong is very filial. God asked a fairy to marry him. When the fairies sent the fairy away, they all told her, "If anyone is still filial, you must write back."
In the same year, A and B were elected to imperial academy, and B was appointed as county magistrate. One day, A proudly said to B, "I have a high rank and live in the imperial court. Compared with my brother who is a local official, my worth is much worse. "
If nothing else is said, only the famous brand used to worship guests means that my status is extremely decent and far from you. "B said," you can use a few words in your business card, so how can you catch up with the words in my notice? Isn't it better than yours?
6. Zheng Banqiao translation of classical Chinese, known in Qianlong period (1) in wei county. I'm sorry for my age. Banqiao is a large-scale labor service, attracting hungry people from far and near, repairing cities and chiseling ponds, and persuading large cities to open factories to cook porridge and take turns to support them. Do your best to seal Xiaomi's house and blame it for being flat. If there's a lawsuit, you'll have everything to do with the rich businessman. That child (4) kowtowed to this matter, so he sat in the lobby and called him in. He cursed in his eyes and said, "What's the point of camel money mule?" Or order the soap pawn ⑥ to take off his hat and step on it, or ⑥ to smash the head and face and drive them out one by one. For a time, the rich were afraid of it, but the poor lived on it.
(Selected from Complete Works of Banqiao)
[Note] ① Know: Be responsible. 2 Tiao: Selling grain at a fair price. ③ Right-handed people (jù) and left-handed wealthy businessmen: keeping the poor and restraining the rich. Son 4: This refers to Confucian scholars. ⑤ Camel money mule: animals that only value money. This is swearing. Soap pawn: a government official dressed in black. ⑦ Fall (zu6): Grab. ⑧黥 (qíng) Face: This is an ancient punishment, in which words are engraved on the forehead and cheeks with a knife and then drawn with ink. This refers to scribbling on the supervisor's face with an ink pen. Pet-name ruby nothingness: countless.
Banqiao, the word Xie, is from Weixian County, Shandong Province. At that time, it was a crop failure for years, and a barrel of millet was worth 1000 yuan. Zheng Banqiao Daxing Industrial Service Agency has attracted victims from far and near, built cities and dug ponds, and replaced disaster relief with work and life. He also suggested that large households in the county should open granaries to cook porridge and take turns to take care of workers' lives. Block the granaries of wealthy families with surplus grain and order them to sell surplus grain at a fair price for disaster relief. If there is a lawsuit, it is to protect the poor and suppress the rich. In ancient times, the right side was the highest position and the left side was the lowest position. Guo Jianzi built a diploma, taking this as an example, sitting in the lobby and calling people to class. He opened his eyes wide and scolded, "The beast who only values money. What is there to say? " , also called the soap pawn took off his hat, stepped on it, grabbed his head and scribbled on the Guo-zi-jian diploma's face with an ink pen. Drive the rich out. At that time, very rich people were afraid of him, while the poor depended on countless people to survive.
When he was prime minister, a rich man wanted to fire a poor son-in-law and let his daughter accompany him to support the elderly. Banqiao took her daughter as an adopted daughter and hid her poor son-in-law at home. Girls come, let them meet, pay them to get married, and let them go home by car together. At that time, everyone praised them and called them "Shengde". Later, because he reported the disaster truthfully, he offended more officials and was removed from office and returned to China.
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