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A funny joke (shorter)
2. Brother said: I bought a cup with the words "I want a raise" printed on it, and I always point these words at my boss in every meeting. Finally one day, the boss also bought a cup, which said "fuck off"!
3. The manager said: From today, your monthly salary will be increased to 5 yuan!
The employee replied: Yes, long live the manager! Manager, is it because the company is profitable?
The manager said: No, because today is April Fool's Day!
4. I met a beggar at the station. He had a piece of paper in his hand that said: I am deaf-mute, please give me some. I suspected that he was a liar, so I said, Sorry, I can't read. Then he spoke: Brother, my wallet was stolen and I have no money to buy a ticket to go home. Please lend me some money. I am surprised: aren't you deaf? He was also surprised: don't you know how to read?
5. I visited a friend's Q space today, and I have to answer questions before I can enter. The question is' Is a bat a bird or a beast'. I think it is a multiple-choice question. Choose one out of two, and I'll answer the bird first. Wrong. I chose the beast, and the result was still wrong. NND, I don't believe it. Also, I baidu me. The answer is' Mammals'. The result is still wrong. Directly fill in a' beast'. As a result, he collapsed on the spot and went in.
6. Tomb-Sweeping Day arrived. Last night, my family and I went downstairs to burn paper money to pay homage to our ancestors and left my sister to look after the house. As soon as I came back, my sister said to me, "Brother, just a few people talked to you online, and I helped you reply!" " I was curious to read the message record, and it turned out that my older sister actually replied to me: I'm sorry, my brother is gone, and he can't come up to talk to you unless I help him burn paper ... < P > 7. A: Sister, if someone lied to you on April Fool's Day, how long will you forgive him?
b: it is god's business to forgive him. my task is to send him to see god.
8. Uncle asks Little Loli for directions: How can I get to the Public Security Bureau?
The little girl looked at her uncle and asked, Do you want to go on foot or by bus?
"can I go by car? Of course, by car! "
So, Xiao Loli handed the wallet in her arms to her uncle: Take this well. After the uncle took the wallet, the little loli immediately shouted: robbery! Ten minutes later, uncle left the scene in the van of the Public Security Bureau.
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