A funny joke.

Very funny and funny joke 1 1, Tang priest and his disciples came to a restaurant for alms, shopkeeper: What can I get you?

Tang Priest: Others can eat the rest!

Wukong said: Give me a bowl of leftovers.

Friar Sand: Give me a bowl of leftover soup.

Bajie: Give me a leftover woman.

There is a lazy man who refuses to do anything. He asked someone to introduce him to the easiest job.

Later, someone invited him to see the cemetery, saying that there was no easier job. Two days later, the lazy man came back.

He said indignantly, "This job is not easy at all!"

"Why?"

"Everyone else is lying down, only I am standing."

3. The proprietress of the wreath shop said to her husband after the parent-teacher meeting, "The present teacher is too much. At the meeting, he actually said that his parents gave him a gift and thanked him. "

Husband said, "Then don't ask him, will he thank you for sending flowers?"

4, we should not learn things too mechanically, but be flexible, just as this MM sees how flexible a handsome guy is.

MM: Handsome guy, do you have a girlfriend?

Gabby: Yes.

Would you mind changing it?

Gabby: Yes.

Would you mind another drink?

I don't mind.

5. Anonymous married a "rich man" and wore gold and silver every day.

She often says in front of people: "My lipstick is American; My perfume is French; My mirror is Japanese; My earrings are Indian; My fur coat is Russian ... ".

Someone said loudly, "Your husband is made in China!"

Very funny joke 2 1, one day I parked my bike in a carport, and when I came back, the car was gone, only the lock was put aside and I was still working. I felt it was a pity to throw it away, so I locked it on someone else's bike and left ... "

2. Zorro has a tryst at his mistress's house. Mistress: What if my husband comes back? Zorro: If he comes back, I will jump out of the window and my horse will catch me. Mistress: If he hears a knock at the door, he will come back. After a while, it rained heavily. Suddenly someone knocked at the door. Just then, Zorro jumped out of bed and jumped out of the window. The hostess opened the door and saw a horse standing in front of it. Ma said, tell Zorro it's raining outside and I'll wait for him in the corridor.

3. A young woman took out the garbage, accidentally slipped in the garbage and was about to get up. She was held in her arms by an old rag-picker. The old man said with emotion: people in the city just can't live, and such a good daughter-in-law said no.

4. A child's diary: Monday, February 30th will be fine. It's really bad that there is no sun today. My father bought a goldfish and drowned it in the water tank. I am very sad … Teacher's comment: I am also very sad. In February, I have never met the 30th in my life. I have never seen a sunny day without the sun. Never seen a goldfish drowned in the water. ...

Very funny, happy and humorous joke 3 1. To say how serious the traffic jam is on holidays, just look at the poem.

A line of egrets went to heaven, and Lao Tzu was squeezed in the middle;

Excuse me, where is the restaurant? It's blocked at the toll booth.

She also hid half of her face behind her guitar so that we couldn't see it, and forgot to bring instant noodles in the car;

Since God has given talents, let them be used! , did not move for five hours;

Cold rain into the night, watching the sunrise on the highway;

Apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait don't cry and don't live in cars at home.

Yell when the road is rough, and walk the dog in high-speed traffic jams. ...

2, couplets, I want this!

Part one: The world is so big that I want to see it. The road is so blocked that it hurts to think about it!

Bottom line: the wallet is too small to go anywhere; The scenic spots are so expensive that it breaks my heart to ask!

Horizontal criticism: let's go to the owner's house for a party.

13, traveling with classmates and climbing to the top of the mountain, a girl stood on the top of the mountain very excitedly and shouted: motherland, my mother!

Then a boy who secretly loves this girl shouted excitedly: motherland, my mother-in-law!

Very funny, happy and humorous joke 4 1. The most popular cottage life in contemporary society: itchy scalp after washing in the morning. Take a closer look: soft! Soak a bucket of instant noodles in Kangshuaifu and smoke a cigarette to relieve boredom. After breakfast, put on Baoxinwu's coat, including a big white milk-free candy, and go downstairs! Walking into a Fule supermarket, the goods are dazzling: Yulaoji, Wawa Ha, Maibo Robbery, Wu Meng ... and ugly grain liquid! The chicken on the back of the supermarket is also open.

2. Having dinner with a rich man in Gao Shuai, his story shocked my young heart: my wife was just born, and she was uneasy about the kindergarten, so she bought land and opened it. In a blink of an eye, the baby is going to primary school. She is not at ease, so she upgraded the kindergarten to primary school. I'm waiting for him to start college now.

Galileo was sentenced to life imprisonment by the Vatican at the age of 69 and later placed under house arrest. According to the verdict, "Galileo held and believed in a wrong theory that seriously violated the teachings of the Bible, that is, ... the earth goes around the sun." After 360 years, the Vatican restored Galileo's reputation. The question is: if it is not rehabilitated, won't the earth go around the sun?

A thief entered our company and was caught. Because he thinks our company is a famous big enterprise, he wears a suit and tie. Only the security guards here are dressed like this. As a result, the security guard arrested him when he saw that this was not one of his own.

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