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I am afraid of the cold and was born in the north.

I am naturally afraid of the cold. When I was a child, I was more afraid of the cold than children of my age. My mother would have covered me with cotton-padded clothes and trousers. My little aunt, who is three years older than my grandmother, often laughs at me and says that I "dress like a melon" and "dress like a cotton ball".

When I was a child, I didn't like winter at all, not only because the flowers withered in winter, but also because there were no fruits and vegetables to eat in the garden, mainly because I was afraid of the cold. I'm afraid of the cold, but I was born in the north. Winter in the north is very long. I feel it's getting cold from the first frost to Qingming.

Maybe I was born weak, and my hands and feet are always cold all year round. In winter, my mother will make me wear cotton shoes and "gloves" (cotton gloves made by my mother). At that time, I went out to play, and many of my friends were still wearing shoes that leaked their ankles, sweating profusely. But I am "armed to the teeth" and covered with cotton-padded clothes. Some naughty children often laugh at me: "You are a frozen ghost." . I ran home crying, took off my cotton shoes and gloves and ran out to play like them. As a result, my frozen nose was blind for a while, and I was guaranteed to have a fever and cough the next day. And my chubby hands and feet are red and swollen, painful and itchy, and I have frostbite. Next time, I will never be angry with them again.

At that time, it was really cold in winter and it snowed a lot. It snowed heavily at both ends for nearly three days. Open the door in the morning, and the snow in the yard often has no knees. Shortly after leaving the house, the hair and eyebrows exposed from the headscarf were covered with frost. It is no exaggeration to say that breath turns into ice. I haven't heard of down jackets at that time (maybe in the city? There is nothing to sell in the small town market in our country, but it is estimated that there is. At that time, the conditions were not good and we couldn't afford it. ) I can't catch the thick cotton-padded jacket and trousers made by my mother, and the cotton-padded shoes and hands are much thicker than my sister and brother. I put on a thick headscarf early. Although I was dressed like a cotton ball, I still felt cold.

At school, I can't sit by the fire every day, because I have to sit in a row every week. Every week when I lean against the wall and the window, I feel "every day is like a year" because I am shivering with cold every day. At that time, there was no hot water in the school, so the whole class was just a bucket filled with cold water with ice slag pumped by the students on duty from the old well at the school gate. When you are thirsty, you can use the only enamel tea jar in the class that has lost paint and scoop a jar of cold water. I'm thirsty, but it's also colder.

A few minutes before class, the literary and art committee members took everyone to sing and stamped their feet to drive away the cold. Every time I stamp my feet, my deskmate always says, "Listen, you stamp your feet the most." Because I'm cold! My feet are still cold in thick cotton shoes, and there are frostbite every year. Although my mother cooks a pot of hot water for me every night, she also adds frosted eggplant seedlings. It is said that this is a folk prescription, which can cure frostbite. But my feet got cold just after I left the hot tub for a while.

Later, I learned geography, only to know that our great motherland still has the south with four seasons like spring, so I especially yearn for the misty rain and tropical rain forest in the south of the Yangtze River. I often fantasize that I must have been a southerner in my last life and lived in warm Hainan, but I happened to be in the northeast and experienced a long and cold winter in my life. ...

Fantasy belongs to fantasy. Since I was born in the north, I can only endure this biting cold. Although I get older every year, I also know beauty. But I am still afraid of the cold, so I still dare not wear thin wool pants for the winter like my classmates and colleagues. My big down jacket is always the thickest. I wear cotton-padded clothes at the earliest and spring clothes at the latest every year.

Today, I am still the most afraid of the cold. However, I no longer desire to be born in Jiangnan. Because I have experienced hot flashes in the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River in summer, it is really hard to feel out of breath. I have also experienced the cold and humid weather in the south of the Yangtze River in the severe winter of March 9, but I feel that the north with four distinct seasons, although Leng Xia is hot in winter, will always be the kind of clear-sky Wan Li I am familiar with.

Maybe I've been through a lot Although I am afraid of cold, I still live in the north, but I like snowy winter more and more. ...