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Kneel for a fairy tale! ! ! ! ! Help! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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1, sleeping beauty

"She will be killed by a spindle at the age of 20." At the full moon banquet of the little princess, the uninvited black witch coldly left a curse and turned away.

"Don't worry, she's just sleeping." A holy fairy said, "The prince's kiss will wake her up."

At the age of 20, when the spindle pierced the little princess's finger, this sentence faintly sounded in her ear. The sleepy little princess has reddish cheeks and smiling lips.

Many knights tried to save the little princess, but all failed. It was not until a hundred years later that a handsome young prince set out from a distant country. His manner is as strong as an eagle, and his sword is studded with precious stones. It is believed that he was chosen to save the little princess.

Along the way, the prince defeated the poisonous snake and the devil, but failed to defeat the smile of the princess next door.

"Please stay, the cursed country is ahead, it's too dangerous." Seeing the prince's tired face and dissatisfaction with the dusty armor, the princess of the neighboring country said with heartache. The beauty of the countryside in the distance can never compare with the warm and fragrant nephrite in front of us. When the prince is tired, the fool knows how to choose, whether to take risks for a beautiful legend he has never met or to make a happy life within reach.

In the dark castle, Sleeping Beauty suddenly woke up from her dream. Somehow, she felt very sad. Suddenly I found a woman in a black cloak standing in front of me.

"Who are you?" Asked the sleeping beauty.

"I'm the witch who put you to sleep." A deep voice came from under the cloak.

"Where is my prince?"

"You can't wait for him. He has no patience and confidence to save you. He married the princess of a neighboring country and is very happy now. "

The princess burst into tears: "impossible, how can I wake up without his kiss?"

"Because I want you to open your eyes and see the cruelty of this world." The witch said, throwing a black cloak to the princess: "put it on, the world has abandoned you, and you don't have to have any faint illusions."

The princess looked around. The prosperous and beautiful castle in her memory has been destroyed in a hundred years. The cold and silent castle was connected by cobwebs, and there was no one there. Only crows stood quietly on the wall in the weeds and stared at the abandoned capital.

"Who are you?" The princess cried hoarse at the witch.

The witch's voice suddenly became soft: "I am what you will be, when you see through the world." Say that finish, her whole body shine, disappear and melt in this light.

The princess looked at the cloak in her hand and put it on calmly without hesitation.

In a distant country, the prince married the princess of a neighboring country. Many years later, the prince became king and the beautiful queen gave birth to a daughter.

On the full moon of the little princess, all the fairies gathered to bless the little princess, and a witch figure in a black cloak suddenly burst in.

"She will be killed by a spindle at the age of 20." At the full moon banquet of the little princess, the uninvited black witch coldly left a curse and turned away.

2. Little Mermaid

The prince met her at the seaside. Her beautiful hair shone like a waterfall, and her legs hung limply on the beach.

The prince remembered that people often said there were mermaids in this sea area. They are beautiful and have long fish tails. Only when you meet someone you love, will you pray for the witch in the sea to turn her fishtail into a leg in exchange for a sweet voice for a lifetime.

The prince grew up listening to such fairy tales. The prince looks down on any girl in this country. He is firmly waiting to meet his little mermaid at the seaside one day.

He asked her, "Are you the little mermaid?"

She nodded firmly and wrote "Yes" on the beach with her finger.

The prince smiled: "I will soon know if what you said is true."

The prince has seen too many lies, and many girls who love money have tried to get close to him with this, and he has caught them all. The prince firmly believes that one day he will meet a real mermaid.

The prince ordered the girl to be put into the water. This is the best way to tell whether a girl is a mermaid incarnation. To the prince's surprise, the girl did not struggle, but swam freely in the water like the same fish. Even, you can sneak in the water for dozens of hours.

"You really are my little mermaid! ! "The prince was so excited that he hugged the girl tightly and married her soon.

The new princess is gentle and elegant. She doesn't show her teeth when she smiles. She even purses her mouth when she eats.

Three months later, there were always people in the palace who disappeared for no reason. The king ordered people to ask questions everywhere, but they all failed.

Until one day, the prince's bodyguard also mysteriously disappeared. The prince panicked, and he began to worry about the princess, the weak and beautiful little mermaid.

The prince hurried to her bedroom, only to find her back to herself and looking out the window at the sea in the night.

Princess Wang turned around and saw the prince, and motioned to him:

"How beautiful ... I once dreamed of standing here and taking a look at the sea under the stars. ..... when I was a little shark. "

The princess smiled at the prince, who saw her mouth full of sharp teeth.

3. Cinderella

After her stepmother and two sisters left, Cinderella put on the beautiful clothes given to her by the fairy, stepped on the crystal shoes and went to the palace in a pumpkin carriage.

The dance began, and all eyes were attracted by this angelic figure. The girl's name is Cinderella.

The prince stepped forward with indelible tenderness and admiration in his eyes: "Beautiful girl, may I invite you to dance?"

Cinderella's graceful dance steps conquered everyone present, including the prince. The prince felt deeply immersed in the beauty and elegance of the girl, unable to extricate himself. At present, this unknown girl has become the perfect candidate for Wang Zifei in his mind.

When the bell struck 12, Cinderella remembered the fairy's words and ran away in a hurry, leaving her glass shoes in a hurry.

A month later, the priest knocked on Cinderella's door with two guards with velvet cushions. On the mat, there are glass shoes left by Cinderella.

"This is your highness has a crush on the girl lost glass shoes. According to the king's instructions, we will look for the owner of the shoes in the city and marry the prince. "

Looking at the two sisters scrambling to try on the glass shoes, Cinderella smiled gracefully. She knows that her final happiness will belong to her anyway. When the two sisters left in frustration, Cinderella stepped forward confidently and put on glass slippers lightly, neither too big nor too small, neither too fat nor too thin.

The minister looked at Cinderella's young and innocent face in disbelief, hesitated, and finally said seriously, "So this girl is the one that the prince misses very much, so please come with me." Under the jealous eyes of the two sisters, Cinderella got into the carriage to the palace.

In the palace, Cinderella didn't see the prince.

"Please wait here." The minister took Cinderella into a palace and asked for forgiveness.

Cinderella is alone in the empty hall. Before he could fantasize about what to say when he met the prince, he suddenly heard a deep voice outside the temple door: "Your Highness died three days ago because he missed the girl he met at the dance so much. Your highness was still thinking about the girl before he left, and your majesty asked us to find her. "

The prince is dead? Cinderella suddenly felt a tingle, and a loud shout came from outside the temple: "The wedding begins!" " After the terrible silence, Cinderella smelled the smoke of the flame.

Martyrdom! ! Cinderella suddenly understood her situation, ran to the door of the temple and knocked on it.

However, the door of the temple is locked.

4. Snow White

Because of the jealousy of her stepmother, Snow White was imprisoned in a small palace when she was very young.

"Mirror mirror, tell me who is the most beautiful woman in the world."

"Queen, you are beautiful, but Snow White is a hundred times more beautiful than you."

Jealousy gnawed at the queen's heart like a poisonous snake. She ordered the hunter to take Snow White into the forest and kill her.

Thanks to the hunter's mercy, Snow White survived, but lived in exile.

Never mind, Snow White even has a little joy, which is much better than being imprisoned in the palace day after day. At least she is a free civilian rather than a noble prisoner. Since my stepmother imprisoned herself in the palace, she has never seen anyone except the maid. The queen doesn't want anyone to see the beauty of Snow White.

"Mirror mirror, tell me who is the most beautiful woman."

"Queen, you are beautiful, but Snow White in the forest is a hundred times more beautiful than you."

"Snow White? ! Isn't she dead? "

After living with the seven dwarfs for several years, an old woman knocked on Snow White's door.

"eat?" An apple, bright red, lured Snow White and tasted the invitation of death.

In the process of burying Snow White according to the ceremony, the dwarfs accidentally met the prince who came to hunt. The prince inadvertently saved the unconscious Snow White and fell in love with her.

"Today I will take you to the palace to meet my father, king and mother and tell them that I want to marry you." The prince excitedly took Snow White into the carriage.

"Dad, mom, this is the girl that children like. The child has decided to marry her in a few months, hoping to get the blessing of his father and mother. "

It was quiet in the hall for a while, and almost even the air would freeze. Snow White looked up at the prince's mother and smiled.

"Queen, I'm back." She said.

5. Little Red Riding Hood

Mother gave the cake to Little Red Riding Hood.

"Don't steal to eat." Mom's smile is a bit unnatural.

No, Little Red Little Red Riding Hood knows that mother poisoned grandma's cake to inherit.

It doesn't matter. Little Red Riding Hood heard from her mother that when her grandmother died, they would get a lot of money. After dad was hooked up by a bad woman, their mother and daughter have been living in poverty. If grandma dies, their life will be much easier, and classmates will not bully her because she only has little red riding hood since she was a child.

Little Red Riding Hood and her mother didn't see it. A black shadow flashed under their window.

At grandma's house, Little Red Riding Hood saw grandma lying in bed with her head covered, as if she were ill.

"Come here and let me have a good look at you." Grandma's voice, more hoarse.

"Grandma, why are your nails so long?"

"In order to hold you better, dear, I won't let you slip away from my fingertips."

"Grandma, why are your eyes so big?"

"In order to see those ugly people better."

"Grandma, why is your mouth so big?"

"To bite your throat!" The quilt was lifted and a black wolf jumped down.

"bang!" Gunfire. Hunter John leaned out of the window and said, "It's really dangerous. Fortunately, I arrived in time. "

The black wolf fell to the ground, and no one saw a tear shed by it. Still, I failed to save the old lady. The last thing it saw was that Little Red Riding Hood happily helped her grandmother out of bed and took out the cake from the basket with a smile. It only hates that it can't speak human language, otherwise it will definitely shout out: Don't eat. ...

Three years ago:

"Poor little wolf, did you fall into John's trap?" The old lady bent down with difficulty and gently stroked the chirping wolf cubs.

"Forget it, it's still so small, I don't think John will care." The old lady broke the trap hard, and the little wolf cub limped into the forest, suddenly stopped at the edge of the forest and looked back at the old lady as if to remember her forever.

6. Aladdin

In the market, a dark and thin boy quickly grabbed an apple and threw it to his companion, while the fat fruit merchant turned around.

"Aladdin, I know you are the most agile." In the corner, several ragged boys are enjoying apples.

"We are the best, and no one can catch us by our cooperation." Aladdin proudly said:

These partners have played with him since childhood, and their friendship and tacit understanding are the only capital for them to struggle for life at the bottom of this society.

After that day, my friends never saw Aladdin again. He said he would go for a walk in the evening, but he never came back. Friends searched frantically for him, but there was no whereabouts.

A month later, the partners wandering in the market were driven away by a group of soldiers, and the chickens flew and the dogs jumped in the street for a time. Friends who fled to the crowd saw a group of guards escorting a young man wearing gorgeous clothes and riding a white horse to the palace.

"alas! That prince is said to be a neighboring country and rich as an enemy! " Passerby A whispered.

"Yes, no wonder the king betrothed the princess to him." Passerby B echoed.

"Isn't that Aladdin?" An eagle-eyed partner let out a cry in a low voice, but attracted passers-by to look askance.

"It's really him!" Regardless of the contempt of passers-by, the partners crowded in front of the crowd. However, the team walked so fast that they only had time to see Aladdin's distant back. However, Aladdin seemed to see them with a surprised smile in his eyes.

Three days later, the personal bodyguard came to Aladdin, his father-in-law, and whispered, "Your Highness, everything is done."

"Very well, this is for you." Aladdin took off a priceless ring on his finger and gave it to the guard.

"Honey, what are you doing?" After the bodyguard stepped down, the princess came to Aladdin and asked with a smile. This son-in-law of noble birth seems to be the best candidate for the future king.

"Nothing, dear." Aladdin leaned down and kissed the princess's petal-like lips.

At this time, in the dark corner of the market, the bodies of friends lay on the ground, dying unsatisfied. ...

7. beauty and the beast

The beast caught Bell in the castle, and poor Bell was frightened. But soon she learned that the beast was once a handsome and noble prince, and it was cursed by the witch before it became a beast.

It turns out that a handsome prince also needs the rescue of a beautiful woman. Bell's sympathy began to flood, and she thought, I will restore him to his original appearance with sincerity and love.

Perhaps it was Bell's gentleness and kindness that awakened the prince who became a beast. The beast's eyes gradually became gentle and his manners became much more elegant. I can get along well with Bell. Maybe in the near future, he can become a prince again. Bell imagined how handsome and gentle the beast would be when he turned back into a prince. He wanted to marry her, the girl who awakened his heart in the dark days. In this way, Bell unconsciously fell in love with the beast.

That year, famine struck and hunger spread everywhere. The beast and Bell's castle also fell into silence. Bell is always worried about where to get more food for the wild animals. She fell into despair. Suddenly, an idea flashed through her mind.

"Lord, please forgive me, I am trying to save the soul of the beast." After the prayer, Bell quietly walked into the maid's room with scissors. When he came out, the scissors were covered with blood.

That day, the beast added a delicious meat to the table. The beast asked, "What kind of meat is this?"

"Pheasant's." Bell answered with a smile.

However, the famine finally passed. There is not a servant in the beast's castle.

Of course, Bell is gone.

When the last servant was eaten, the hungry beast bit her throat and relied on her to survive the last famine.

8. Princess and Peas

"Excuse me, can I spend the night here?"

The gate of the castle opened and a girl stood outside in the storm.

The housekeeper took the girl to see the mistress of the castle. The girl said that she was a princess from a neighboring country. She sneaked out to play today, but she didn't want to get caught in a storm. I can't go back for the time being. I just want to spend the night in the castle.

"What about the princess? This is not to be imitated. " The hostess said, "Please come with me and show you to your room."

Gorgeous bed, twelve velvet quilts, soft and warm.

"Sweet dreams." The hostess smiled and closed the door.

The next day, the girl dressed up to thank the hostess.

"Did you sleep comfortably last night?" Asked the hostess.

"..." The girl looked reluctant: "Everything is fine, but ... there seems to be something in the bed that keeps me awake all night."

Hearing this, the hostess showed a flattering smile: "that's the pea I put under your mat." Even a small pea can be felt, and only a princess can have such delicate skin. My little son just came back from outside today. Is the princess interested in knowing him? "

The princess smiled demurely and nodded.

Dinner was delicious.

The hostess handed the plate with meat to her son.

"Come on, good boy. You always think that the barbecue your mother cooked for you is too old, and your mother finally got you the most tender meat. "

The son ate all the meat on the plate, showing his fangs, and smiled gently: "Mom, is this the princess lying on twelve velvet quilts who can feel peas?" Really better than those farmers. "

9. The Last Fairy Tale-The Little Match Girl

The cold wind is biting at night, and the snow can reach the ankle.

The little girl is still walking slowly in the street. It's getting late. She can't sell all the matches in the basket and dare not go home to face her father's angry eyes.

Mom is dead, and no one can stop dad's fist for her.

The little girl wore thin clothes, her face and hands were cold and bloodless, the street was brightly lit, and the warm light in the window could not shine on the snowflakes flying outside.

Have a rest, it's too cold.

The little girl sat in the corner and took out three matches. Today is Christmas, so consider it a gift for yourself.

"hmm." Matches flicker slightly in the wind, shaking the faint light.

"So sleepy ..." The little girl saw her mother's kind smiling face in the firelight, and the delicious food she had only seen in her dreams. "How beautiful ..." The little girl's voice dispersed in the wind and her eyelids closed. She saw her mother waving to herself.

If you sleep like this, you can see your mother, right?

"Wake up, hey! Wake up! " There is a small voice in my ear.

"Huh?" The little girl rubbed her eyes, but the wind was still biting. Without her mother, there is a swallow on her shoulder.

"This is for you." The swallow said, letting go of a small curled claw, and something fell into the little girl's palm.

The little girl opened her palm, and a little ruby shone in it.

"This is ...? "The little girl is puzzled.

"Hee hee, this is a Christmas present. Go home quickly, it's getting colder and colder, and I'm going back to the happy prince. " The swallow flapped its wings and flew away.

The little girl looked at the back of the swallow, and suddenly remembered that a statue of a happy prince had been built in the square. In a few days, all her jewels and golden armor were gone.

"So that's it …" The little girl walked home with a jewel in her hand.

In the square.

"I'm back." The swallow stopped on the shoulder of the Happy Prince statue and rubbed his cold face and cheek. "I brought her your gift."

"I know you will." The statue of the Happy Prince said, "Every time that little girl passes by, she looks up and smiles at us. How can such a lovely little girl let her have a Christmas without gifts? "

Even if the world is as cold as winter, we will warm each other with the temperature of our palms. Hope is like a candle at night, it will never go out.