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If you don't receive my gift on Christmas Eve and Christmas, please don't doubt our relationship. I am just poor.

I don't have the money to send the children's shoes of the twelfth generation apple on Christmas Eve. You can also send twelve bags of apples!

How many girls were tricked into eating apples on Christmas Eve, but ended up in a remote place!

On Christmas Eve, I hope everyone can enjoy the sense of ritual in life. On Christmas Eve, I wish you happiness and good wishes, which may come true.

On Christmas Eve, I made a wish to Santa Claus: I hope that no matter how smelly your feet are, when you put on your socks tomorrow morning, you will receive full blessings from Santa Claus to warm your heart and feet!

Tonight on Christmas Eve, I heard that children who sleep late can't get presents at Christmas!

Do you want to go to Christmas Eve with me? Think about it. Young people should have their own dreams.

No matter how many oranges and apples others send, you can't say Merry Christmas.

Christmas Eve is used to show love. I haven't received any apples from single dog.

Apple is the king of fruit. It not only seduced Eve, but also awakened Newton. It also ruled mobile phones and square dances, and today it occupied Christmas Eve.