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Katsura Kotarou's famous saying
3. You can go to a small place as soon as you want to walk, and you can continue to serve your sentence in captivity in China for a long time. If it's not really protected, it won't be recognized. According to the law of corruption in the past, the leader has his death, but as far as partners and sweethearts are concerned, you are good at recognizing people for this country. Really, it's like saving them If Yan Yan is in the army, there are still many children who want to go to another place guarded by her heart and break the distorted cage before, which will be a deep sleep. If there is really a person in my heart who regrets that he can protect others, break the shackles of rust. Did the fragile law give you a sword like the outside, and then the inside holds this today? No, this is the iron law. Your man has his soul and swears that he is true to the world-the silver soul.
There is no place to breathe in this world. Is a closer look at the meat pad the beginning of a nightmare? Ahem! -Silver Soul
5. It's not a wig, it's Gui. -Silver Soul
6. If the trust relationship between owner and pet can't be deeper than the Sea of Japan and longer than Riki Choshu's hair, it can't be called real trust-Silver Soul.
7. There are many things you can't see, such as cell phone text messages after your boyfriend takes off makeup. ..................................................................................................................................................
8, no matter what happens, everyone, everyone just needs to be surrounded by meat pads! -Silver Soul
9, actually stabbed to death by swordfish! Love is really inscrutable. -Silver Soul
10, the only thing I can say is that just like you miss that person all the year round, that person is also in that device, thinking about you all the time in that deep darkness, as if believing in the light of the deep sea and believing that you won't lose your way. -Silver Soul
1 1, "People always think that dying in a foreign land is an ideal and a belief, but they find a bunch of reasons to keep themselves alive. Standing in front of the abyss of death for the first time, they found that ... people just want to have no differences, be accompanied by relatives, and be sent away by relatives when they die ... People are such creatures. " -Silver Soul
12, I never knew that since ancient times, dogs and cats have waged a battle to bet on the survival of the earth. What should I do? Dogs and cats are hard to choose. They have meatballs on both sides and are furry. Oh, what should I do? No matter which side of the meatball is, I don't want it to disappear! The so-called bushido is to see through life and death even if it is surrounded by meat balls! Come on, come on, meatballs! Take me to eat those meatballs. Let me go. -Silver Soul
13, you have nothing to protect except a wild animal. -Silver Soul
14, eh? Because it is said that the eyes are the windows of the soul ~! -Silver Soul
15, silver, the world is not satisfactory, let alone the country, it is difficult to change friends. -Silver Soul
16, if you thugs forcibly shake you up, Edo will definitely not open your eyes. -Silver Soul
17. At the beginning, everyone was the same, but now it's so far away ...-Silver soul.
18, Gaoshan, I hate you, I used to, and I still do; But I've always regarded you as a companion. I was and still am. Where does our road branch off? -Silver Soul
19, it's time to get up. It's time for the hateful shogunate lackeys to bully us. At dawn tomorrow, we will make a sneak attack on the electoral college. Then put the toilet paper in their toilet upside down. -Silver Soul
20, because there are some things you want, even by despicable means. -Silver Soul
2 1, just being careful can't survive in this chaotic world. When you see a stumbling block, you bombard it with a rocket-Silver Soul.
22, instead of falling into the hands of the enemy, the teacher is not as good as the most fashionable, every family will not open, just let you fall into the teacher's stomach. -Silver Soul
23.ヅラじゃなぃだ-"Silver Soul "
24. Even in the moment of escape, you can't forget a cold joke. -Silver Soul
25. Courage and stupidity are two different things. -Silver Soul
Don't you know that love is made up of meaningless things? Meaningless inner turmoil, meaningless anxiety, meaningless struggle, meaningless end, but who will say that those things are meaningless?
No, my whole life is concentrated on those meaningless things. -"Silver Soul" 27. As long as I have a stubborn personality, that's enough! Now, become a cyclops! Become a written yagyu, speak English while riding a horse like a Harley-Davidson motorcycle, and go to Lets party for me! -Silver Soul
28. Women are eloquent, and it is precisely because they are not tolerant of these that you are not popular with girls. -Silver Soul
29. He かぉるためならはでもをことぃぅ.
When human beings defend something, they will be sharp-edged -"Silver Soul" 30. When human beings are guarding something, they will be very sharp. -Silver Soul
Tatsuo Taro's famous words
Tatsuo Taro's famous words
1. No matter what happens, those who succeed still succeed, and those who fail always fail. Tohara Taro
2. Friends who can share weal and woe are easy to get, but friends who can share weal and woe are hard to find. Hagiwara Sakutarou
There is beautiful sunshine behind the confessor Sakutarō Hagiwara.
4. The so-called love is patience. Hagiwara Sakutarou
5. Will someone regard getting old as a kind of growth? Old age is neither growth nor retrogression, but change. Sakahara Sataro's Tao of Peach and Plum
6. Beauty is homesickness for everyone. Hagiwara Sakutarou
Living in a house is a sad sight on the ground. Sakamoto taro's house
8. Where are the thoughts of poets who have never acted arbitrarily? The Poet's Thought written by Taro Li.
9. The image in the mirror is often the opposite of the entity. Hagiwara Sakutarou
10, the so-called happy person is the person who only remembers satisfaction all his life; The so-called unfortunate people only remember the opposite. Tohara Taro
Senkowitz's famous words Parker's famous words Yu Dafu's famous words Toffley's famous words Wu's famous words.
1, return all the nights to the bright galaxy. Return all the breezes to the soft waves of the years. -"Bowing the head outside the castle peak, the bright star rises" 2. It snows outside Nagato and outside Suzhou.
I'm afraid it's another night when I suddenly received your gold-plated wedding invitation. In the past, it was vaguely like snowflakes falling in the sky. It's the seven wonders on the rice paper you left behind. Even refused to break up gracefully. I'm afraid I'll never see you again in my life. I am afraid that everything about you is a disaster that you and I can't escape. Snow began to disillusion, how to write the ending of the story? It's better to put pen to paper for the end of the year 65438+20xx1the night of October 27th-"Snow is coming again.
I still remember that year when the apricot blossoms were drizzling, and when I was young, I was still very ignorant of the hazy time in Seeds of Love. People rushed to the empty building, my childhood withered and my childhood became old. I thank Chunhong, but the joke was still empty. It was not until my heart was broken that I realized that some people should play hard to get. Even if the city is full of excitement, it is a dream after all. Life is like a dream, there is no need to be afraid. -"The Moment of Youth"
Xiaohegou said that there is no crab with four eyes to recognize water.
The cicada on the locust tree should be a frog in the field at night, a bamboo bed under the starry sky, a sleeping mat with fireflies flying in the sky, and white prickly heat powder on the forehead. After the wind, they were used as grape stands in the yard of children's grandmother's house, saying that no four-eyed people could recognize water. These are long gone, and the four-eyed man has become an old dream that will last for many years. Now the fragrance of gardenia blossoms awakens us to recognize water through the wooden lattice window. In the past, I still miss that alley. You also have a bag of Tai Chi Cave. Bergmite is a fleeting time. After the heart of youth, it is to grow up and pay for the opening of children. Conan's dream.
Words: Wu, you said it was not easy to get close to me. I really want to sing that sentence from Courage to you. I know everything is not easy. I have been reviewing and convincing myself that you are most afraid of giving up suddenly. You said it was not easy to get close to me. Actually, I want to say that you cherish it. If I forget the courage I heard together, what do I have to regret? So you don't know me. I don't blame you for missing the flowering period. Look, sadness has fallen to the ground. Who sighs for this story? After all, your meeting with me can't escape the ending of Conan's dream, so you don't know me. I don't blame you. -"Conan's Dream" 7. Is it because you like it?
Will it become a habit for people who like to make breakfast for you, hug you and go to work every day? You are so close to me and so far away. I have been standing on the edge of your world, afraid that you will see it, afraid that you will not see it. I just didn't know you slept late every day. I am used to going to your space to see your photos every night before going to bed. Do you say good night to the people you care about every day? I put down my pen before, and suddenly I found that it was all your poems. My heart began to spread a little, so all my thoughts about you turned into dark circles-"Unrequited love is a war for one" 8. I don't struggle.
I'm not bad anyway. I am struggling, because you are a scar in my heart that will never scab. What's your name?
This is the beginning of all the stories. Later, you were my heart even though I punished myself for three cups. You are the story I dare to look forward to in the dead of night. Your name is Shengshi-your name 10. Why bother to dig into love or not? The truth of the story is often ridiculous. It's better to turn to dust, without asking why. -North of Beihai
1 1, Sansheng is lucky to meet you. Please give me some advice for the rest of my life. -"I am very lucky in my life"
It's snowing outside the window
When drinking latte in Starbucks, it was so pure that I suddenly missed your Li Tang fried snow eaves, and the new moon was round several times. When I caught a glimpse of the fate of the first world, the pear blossoms outside the door slowly fell like snow, falling on your picturesque lights, swaying in the jade building, and the piano refused to stop. Who talked with you all night? In the case, there are several posts on the rice paper. Who wrote Farewell to the North Wind? Snowflakes are falling on the branches outside the bar, and no one will pick Li Tang Fried Snow any more-"Li Tang Fried Snow" 13. I'll pour myself a cup to accompany the wine in this life. -For the rest of my life
14, cousin
Words: Wu sang a flock of ducks from the downstream front bridge. I watched you grow up. I remember that summer, you stayed in my house for a summer vacation. When I was young, you kissed me hard on the cheek. Your graffiti is all over my white shirt. Colorful flowers bloom in Andersen's fairy tales. Grandma, the vines on the grape trellis are covered with branches year after year. It grew up with us until the summer when you went to Shanghai to attend primary school. The vine never bloomed again. When the flowers were young, you put your nose on my cheek, secretly hid behind me and smiled proudly. Now you have blossomed into a colorful blouse in the childhood memory of a girl of seventeen or eighteen. Your naughty graffiti blooms in my summer every year, as beautiful as Andersen's fairy tale 20xx165438+1October 9th-Cousin 15, a glass of Longjing to see begonia.
Thinking about the impermanence of people coming and going, leaving a lifetime to miss the beige window. Your gentle eyes are like flowing water. You once loved your youth, and your loved ones forgot to open the world several times, and then you got your hands on who was so beautiful when you were young-Haitang Spring Ember 16, chess, calligraphy and painting, and you.
Text: Mary Ng's handwriting locked in the diary is an ulterior secret under the rosy sky. There is no rain in Vancouver, and there are ripples on the Bund. The ladder memory blown by the sea breeze on the observation deck is bottomless. My favorite, but piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, as well as your beautiful love poems, only I am moved. Who told me that I missed my favorite Chu Qing after the Huangpu River rain that year? Like a dream in a fairyland, are the people shooting at each other similar to you and me? I'm finally sure, I'm finally willing to believe that no matter how deep my feelings are, the rain on April 20xx was written on the Bund 17-"Chyi Chin Painting and Calligraphy and You"17 and fell in the yellow leaves.
Scattered with the wind, painting and singing through Sichuan all night, how much prosperity there is in the world, but it is the quicksand at the fingertips, and the autumn wind blows off the summer flowers, making the piano dumb-"Quicksand at the Fingertips" 18, growing.
Words: When Wu was a child, boys liked electric toys and girls liked dolls. When she grows up, it's just the other way around-"grow up" 19. Memories of old times have been salvaged, and your face is still so clear. -terminally ill
20. The melody from the wind is beautiful, reminding me again and again that you are always in my heart. -The most beautiful scenery
2 1, why do you want to read more books,
Because when someone is lovelorn, they will say, "If life is just like the first time …" and you will only be "blue and thin, mushrooms!" -"Why do you want to read more" 22. Li Weiyang?
Listening attentively to the long night is still young, and he engraved the absurdity of the years. How can I forget the countless hatred between my country and my family? Li Changle? When I was young, I lost thousands of lines and stopped at the most beautiful time. Isn't this unfinished wishful thinking your heart of stone? Where's Li? The world of mortals can't break the meeting of old friends, and there is no regret when they come. This time, endless fate, can I be with you forever? King Nan 'an? The organ was so sad that it was branded with arrogance. I can't tell you how disappointed I am in this life, just because I was born a good boy. -"The splendid scenery is not exhausted, and the characters are on the throne" 23. The lights in Ikebukuro Xikou Park are flickering, and I seem to see your clear outline. Tokyo Hot
24. So you are still awake.
I used to stay up late waiting for someone, and I got used to it, and I didn't wait for anyone. What are you going to do tonight? -"Little Insomnia" 25. Not all people are worth paying. -"One person"
26. Why does it appear in Xia Qixi's novels?
There is always a man named Lu. That's because Xia Qixi really loved him for five years when he was young. In his long life, five years is not long, but it is unforgettable enough. Some people just remember their names instinctively. Maybe she just wanted to tell Lou that she loved him. Now she openly mentions him in front of everyone, just to prove that she only misses him and has no love. Those who have tried so hard to forget are really forgotten, just as I loved you hysterically in those years-"I loved you hysterically" for 27 or 25 years.
Southern red beans are full of branches. Whether Yin Hua has changed her hair style or not, I believe there is an illusion of love in the world. -"Summer Night" 28. There are two trees in front of my house. One is a jujube tree and the other is a jujube tree. -Lu Xun
When I was a child, I read the complete works of Lu Xun and saw this sentence at the beginning of Autumn Night. I think Lu Xun must have written a 600-word composition to add up the numbers. Later, in junior high school Chinese class, the teacher mentioned it once and said it was praised by many people. I thought, maybe because Lu Xun is a celebrity, everyone feels good. But, but many years later, I read this sentence again, I understand, I understand Lu Xun's loneliness. -"The Loneliness of Lu Xun" 29. There are two or three stars in the blue sky.
The salty sea breeze blows over the Huangpu River, and the frogs are so melodious. The captain of sand mining pulls the sea level in time. Shanghainese should have fallen asleep long ago. The shoes in the mud pit have forgotten their original direction. The flag of the team and our dreams are flying on the road ahead. Tonight is a century long. I will never forget it. -"Fifty kilometers on foot" 30. You are the brilliance that I can't reach in Xingzhong.
It is my crescent moon, my deep affection, and the tossing and turning in my dream-"The dream is full of splendor".
65438+ I will find that you are love, and love will always learn and always be there. -"Falling Flowers Flowing Everywhere" 2. Going to see a person has its own pains. Just like a child, it is said that it is only for what she calls more. You never know who lives like a child. With luck, it will last a long time. -drag out an ignoble existence
3. The greatest developer of love is a hero.
Want to be your superhero, the country is the lightest. You think you are the lightest dog in front of you. Being a hero and a dog at the same time, it's not easy to do that pair. -drag out an ignoble existence 4. Living is a love that can only be appeased by more than a dozen efforts and waiting, and it is also proof that she can only eat the western world but he can feel that she will be a soldier. -"Eat too much and work hard when you are old."
5. Tao has planted it just for that. She said that you have planted it just for the past or just for the future. It is good to have it now and cherish the results. -drag out an ignoble existence
6. We should love, but also learn from ourselves and love. After all, we are so big that we say we have a way. -"Falling Flowers Flowing Everywhere"
7. He is happy with all his choices. Although there will be regrets, all causes and effects are guiding him to get the love of the wind. -"The moon sets in the old twilight"
8. Marriage is developed by the winner and feels sacred. This paper proves whether it is self-study and inheritance. When it teaches itself and is given the definition of marriage, it is inviolable. Disease and poverty are not the first reason for separation, but the lack of road and time is not the chief culprit of love. We can learn from ourselves and inherit, except ourselves. With a family, I will learn to be uneasy or sweet at the thought of a night in the wind, and I will also learn some love and gentleness I have paid. Even at home, I know some misunderstandings or quarrels about the anger and jealousy she wants me to realize. -"Falling Flowers Flowing Everywhere"
9. If you have enough, you can't just have everything. If you don't want me to feel like a teenager, you should learn to speak Tianyu. Love when you are desperate. You don't want me to feel like a teenager and never look back. -"Falling Flowers Flowing Everywhere"
10, many times when you stand at the fork of fate, you say that you only think about how turbulent and bizarre the time when she lived only for the future was. You had a strong sense of success when you passed by. -drag out an ignoble existence
1 1. He left this place with cold hands after a stroke. When he stepped on the soft snow, he got everything. On the one hand, he got the growth of everything in spring flowers, on the other hand, he was summoned, but he got the way home that he once thought was out of reach. -"Eat too much and work hard when you are old."
12, we want to love, we also want to learn from ourselves and love. After all, it is too big to say that we have a way. At this age, if there is a person who can plant everything with you outside of him, and the winner drives him with your warmth and love, it is not easy to study at home. It is meaningful to let the family learn what it was like to be lonely before. -"Falling Flowers Flowing Everywhere"
65438+ Whose life has always been like this? I'm afraid Chinese New Year is also useful. Maybe we'll have this meal when we arrive and sleep until tomorrow. I think if I learn from each other, everything will be better. If the outside goes bad, I will send you to learn from each other, wait outside, and then learn from each other when I get better. -"Falling Flowers Flowing Everywhere"
14, Shen Yihao said, when you want all kinds of luck and pains, you feel the same way when you start lightly plating. The biggest pain will come from Shen Yihao, but the happiest happiness will also come from your winner. Fortunately, pain is not worth loving. In the vast life, pain is a must. Only the sound of nature can make you more awake. -"Falling Flowers Flowing Everywhere"
65438+-Falling Flowers Flowing Everywhere
16. Learn to like Shen Yi in every family. Learn to like Shen Yi in every family. Men think I am interested in women, men think I am interested in men, and women think I like being interested in women. Family members also learned that people have people, regardless of whether people like it spiritually or not. -"Falling Flowers Flowing Everywhere"
17, I think, when we pass by, we will fly to many places. When we pass by, we will run away and go to other people's places. It is thought that at some point, the Lord will come only for the sake of coming, and from the point of view of the land people, he will be a fool who knows only for the sake of coming, and it will not be successful until the land people appear. -drag out an ignoble existence
18, living is the compassion that I couldn't achieve when I went to the army last month. -"Eat too much and work hard when you are old."
19, Shen yihao: "I like you so much."
What is a light plate? "How much do you like it?" "If you like this road, you can learn how to like it. If the winner drives him tomorrow, can I buy some fried chicken roads? " "... don't want to! Do you like me or not? ""If you don't like it, what's the use of sleeping like you? Like us is better than like us. If you think I recognize the school canteen, you should learn to be a brother selling fried chicken, which is more handsome than the champion. " If you start lightly plating, the pinch master will give you an ass. I am a car on both sides, and you are a dragon.
But there is a little light in the world that belongs to others. -drag out an ignoble existence (2 1) It is said that I planted seeds around my eyes only for the party that she would not leave, and I thought my party was so tragic that I was not qualified to recall it. Went to other countries, went to other places, only planted seeds for her poverty, only planted seeds for her indifference.
But fuck it. You won't come here just to succeed. -"drag out an ignoble existence" 22. I will find that you are love, and love will always learn. -"Falling Flowers Flowing Everywhere"
23. I want to write a different personal article.
"Woman, you are playing with fire." "play with fire and pee." "What am I going to do with you, you grinding goblin?" "I will take eight palms from ten dragons and send you back to Hong Kong!" "It's raining. Shall I take you home? " "no! Big head, big head, don't worry about rain, people have umbrellas, I have big heads. " "Oh, woman, why are you peeking at me?" "I look at your head, your head, like him, someone touches the ball, and there is a river in the west." The result is that women can only go to China at most. There are jingles, national harmony is the peak of life, and love is the double harvest of other industries. -"Weibo" 24. There is no need to force such a reason. -"Falling Flowers Flowing Everywhere"
25. On the way to the coffee shop, it was Yi Xun's Bicycle. When she sang Home, she also learned the phrase "Life is like a wilderness". Yi Shen doesn't know Cantonese, and he doesn't know what life in China is and what wilderness is, and he doesn't know that "I can't bear to leave after playing for a while". In order for you to have a successful life, she must also learn from it. Cherish it will not be too much, and want to stay angry will run counter to it. -"Falling Flowers Flowing Everywhere"
26. Fortunately, pain is not worth loving. In life, pain is necessary. Only the sound of nature can make you more awake and you can distinguish love. -"Falling Flowers Flowing Everywhere"
27. Even for a moment, you can eat him to love him, but you can eat him to redeem yourself. If you can call him, you can eat him to think about him ... If you live for more than ten years, it's really long and desolate, but you can eat him, and when you call him, if you have an army soldier, you can finally eat him, so that you can make your horns and boundaries equal. -"Eat too much and work hard when you are old."
28. If it weren't for the smallness of all kinds of people, no one would like to be learn to be lonely and brave. -"Falling Flowers Flowing Everywhere"
29. When you grow to such a big age, consider it the most useful hair in my mind. Everyone will learn from your stubbornness, and you will learn from your softness. Every family will learn fate. Every time you regard it as a big dead end, she will bully you, and the wind family will learn the most humble use. I think I'll watch this and learn the well-known ones. Shen Yi played very well this year. -"Falling Flowers Flowing Everywhere"
30. Having experienced your eyes, your hairstyle is the best and liveliest in the world, only for others' sake, but for others, it is a child's hair. Every time she says that she has planted many kinds, only for her poverty, only for her regret and hatred, she has realized that they continue to escape and float. -drag out an ignoble existence
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