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150 brain teaser
Bobby's every move can't be separated from the rope. Why? (Answer: Bobby is a puppet, (I don't understand this))
Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day, when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: He is aiming)
4. A student throws a coin into the air: watch a movie face up, play billiards face up, and learn when the coin stands up. (Answer: To study)
5. Two dogs race. Dog A runs fast, while dog B runs slowly. Which dog sweated a lot at the finish line? (Answer: Dogs don't sweat)
6. There is an animal that is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger. What kind of animal is this? (Answer: Little Tiger) 7
7. Monkeys can break a corn every minute. How many corns can a monkey break in an orchard in five minutes? (Answer: I didn't get one)
8. Slip (hint: pay attention to homophonic) Three trees, you have to tie 10 horses, and only one horse can be tied, but not two? (answer: how to bolt? )
9. What is higher than the sky in the world? (answer: the heart is higher than the sky)
10. What is the most valuable thing missing? (answer: satellite)
1 1. Sanjinxin, Sanshui is called Miao, and three people are called Zhong, so what should the three ghosts be called? (Answer: Call for help)
12. What will the fat girl say when she is sick? (Answer: Take care of yourself)
13. What is more annoying than crows? (Answer: crow's mouth)
14. Who is the greatest philosopher in China? (answer: the elderly)
15. What does Sleeping Beauty fear most? (answer: insomnia)
16. Xiaoming said to Xiaohua: I can sit where you will never sit! Where is he sitting? (Answer: Xiaohua's body)
17. No matter how similar twins are, someone will always tell them apart. Who is this man? (Answer: themselves)
18. What is the longest car in the world except the train? (Answer: Traffic jam)
19. Who is the person who works only one day a year and is not afraid of being fired? (Answer: Santa Claus)
20. Why don't eggs rot when they hit rocks? (Answer: Of course it won't rot if you hit a stone with an egg. )
2 1. Which race is backward? (answer: tug of war)
22. What is the relationship between your father's sister's cousin's father and your uncle's son's sister-in-law? (answer: kinship)
23. What does a dentist do? (answer: mouth)
24. Yao Ming is a nearsighted and famously greedy boy. Put a pile of books in front of him and an apple behind them. What do you think he will read first? (Answer: I can't see anything)
25. A man who can't swim fell into the water but didn't drown. Why? (answer: wearing a life jacket)
26. What can solve all the mysteries? (Answer: Mystery)
27. Two dogs race. Dog A runs fast, while dog B runs slowly. Which dog sweated a lot at the finish line? (Answer: Dogs don't sweat)
28. Chuchu's birthday is March 30th. What year is this year? (Answer: March 30th every year)
29. Where does the sea not produce fish? (Answer: Ci Hai)
30. What is the biggest shadow you have seen so far? (Answer: Night, where is the shadow of the earth)
3 1. There is a natural black marble. What will happen if it is thrown into Qiantang River on September 7th? (Answer: Sink into the bottom of the river)
32. What is the fastest way to turn ice into water? (Answer: What two points have been removed from the word ice)
Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day, when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: Because he aimed)
34. There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? (Answer: yourself)
The hotter the weather, the higher it climbs. (Answer: Diffuser)
36. What will increase by half after handstand? (Answer: Number 6)
37. Why do people go to the market? (answer: because the market can't come)
38. Why can frogs jump higher than trees? (Answer: Trees can't jump)
39. There is an order written on the paper. However, people who can read the text can never read the command. So, what is written on the paper? (Answer: The grade says, Don't read this article)
40. What will happen when the air conditioner falls from the upstairs? (answer: murder weapon)
4 1. Why do modern people break their promises more and more? (Answer: It is certainly more convenient to make a phone call than to write a letter)
42. Two people live in an alley, only a few steps away. They work in the same factory, but when they go out to work every day, they always turn left and right. Why? (Answer: They live across the hall)
43. When can the net carry water? Answer: When water turns into ice, of course you can lift it with a net.
44. Where is the highest mortality rate in the world? (Answer: In bed)
You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it, one can do it, and two people can't do it together. What is this for? (answer: dreaming)
A woman who has been divorced fifty times, how should she be described? (Answer: Give up my previous job)
A woman who has been divorced fifty times, how should she be described? (Answer: Former public abandonment)
It takes three minutes for three children to eat three cakes, and how long does it take for ninety children to eat ninety cakes? (Answer: It's also three minutes, and ninety children eat at the same time)
What kind of wheel can only turn but not walk? (Answer: Wheels of Windmill)
49. What is the farthest walk on the earth every day? (Answer: Earth)
A black, thick and hard stick was inserted into the hole, and it felt very warm. When pulling it out, the guest has to pay (a deal) (a: baking sugar cane)
5 1 It's hard to lick, and it's hard not to lick. If you want to sleep comfortably, first clean it (things on people) (answer: teeth).
One thing, short in the east and long in the west, can be used by women after marriage, but not by monks (answer: male surname).
What's the hardest part? Girls like it best, especially married women, and they can't put it down. (answer: diamonds)
Amin was bitten by a mosquito. Was the bigger bag bitten by a male mosquito or a female mosquito? (Answer: Male mosquitoes don't bite)
In a house, there are oil lamps, heaters and fireplaces. Now, I want to light three appliances, but you only have one match. Which one should I order first? (Answer: Matches)
There are two prisoners in a cell, one of whom will be locked up for a year for stealing, and the other is a robber and murderer, but only for two weeks. Why? (Answer: Because the murderer wants to drag him to live)
57 two people divide five apples, how is it the fairest? (answer: squeezed into juice)
Xiao Zhang accidentally ran into a telephone pole while driving and had an accident. There was a dead man in the car when the police arrived. Xiao Zhang said it had nothing to do with him and the police believed him. Why? (answer: small hearse)
A fierce and hungry cat saw a mouse. Why did it run away? (Answer: Run after the mouse)
What is the longest nose and the second longest nose of an elephant in the zoo? (Answer: Elephant)
6 1 When a person walks on the beach, why can't he see his footprints when he turns around? (Answer: Walk backwards)
What animal did you kill and bleed? (answer: mosquitoes)
Two fathers and sons went to buy hats. Why did they only buy three? (answer: three generations)
Xiaohong and Xiaoli are classmates and live in the same street. They always go to school together, but when they leave home every day, one goes left and the other goes right. What happened? (answer: opposite their home)
In a closely monitored exam, two students handed in the same test paper. After the examiner found out, he didn't think they cheated. What is the reason? (A: Both papers are turned white)
Aunt Zhang talked all day, but for one month she talked the least. What month was that? (Answer: February)
There is a place where bad people are taught, but no police dare to take action to destroy it. What is this place (answer: detention center)
The news published in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news can never be false? (A: The year, month and day in the newspaper)
What is the first thing that everyone wakes up in the morning? (Answer: Open your eyes)
What should you do if you have a hen that lays golden eggs? (Answer: Stop dreaming)
7 1 A plane was full of people and fell from a height of 10,000 meters. Why is no one hurt? Answer: No one was injured, but they all fell dead. )
What is the first thing we should do to realize our dreams? (Answer: Wake up)
What don't people like to eat? (answer: losing money)
People told Adan that her clothes had no buttons, but she didn't care. Why? Answer: Because his clothes only have zippers and no buttons.
75 set off firecrackers in the crotch-hit a military item (answer: bomb)
76 condoms-make a place name (answer: Baotou)
Xiao Liu is a very ordinary person. Why can he not blink for more than ten hours? (answer: while sleeping)
Valentine's day cards, birthday cards, large and small cards, what cards can I send to women to win their hearts? (Answer: Credit card)
Xiao Wang never touches the ground when he walks. Why? (Answer: Because of wearing shoes)
Where do I pay for the speech? (a: by phone)
8 1 Dongdong's father has good teeth, but he often goes to the stomatological hospital. Why? (Answer: Because he is a dentist)
On which floor should Gai Lou be built? (Answer: Start with the basics)
Why do geese fly to the south in autumn? (answer: it's too slow to go. )
What door will never close? (Answer: Football Gate)
What's more annoying than crows? (Answer: crow's mouth)
86 women somersaulted. -Name a foreign city (answer: Babylon)
There is a natural black marble. What will happen if it is thrown into Qiantang River on September 7th? (Answer: Sink into the bottom of the river)
There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? (Answer: yourself)
The hotter the weather, the higher it climbs. (Answer: Thermometer)
An old lady got on the bus. Why didn't anyone give up his seat? (Answer: There is room in the car)
9 1 Xiao Wang brushed his teeth and whistled leisurely. How did he do it? (Answer: Brush false teeth)
Which is more painful, starting with coconut or watermelon? (Answer: I have a headache)
What is the product with the same production date and effective date? (answer: newspaper)
Why do hospitals never accept patients? (Answer: Veterinary Hospital)
There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right three times, then turns back three times and turns right again. Where does its tail turn at this time? (answer: face the ground)
What do fat girls say when they are sick and most afraid of being visited by others? (Answer: Take care)
If tomorrow is the end of the world, why should someone commit suicide today? (Answer: Have a place in heaven)
Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes? (Answer: Chicken lays eggs)
99 foxes are best at confusing men, so which "fine" men and women are fascinated together? (Answer: Alcohol)
100 Xiao Zhang never touches the ground when he walks. Why? (Answer: Also through shoes and socks)
10 1 Pangpang is a famous diver, but one day, he stood on the platform but didn't dare to jump. Why is this? (Answer: There is no water below)
102 which tooth was lost at last? (Answer: Dentures)
103 why do two tigers fight to death and never give up? (Answer: No one dares to stop fighting)
104 Xiaohong and her mother are in the same class. Why? (Answer: One is a student and the other is a teacher)
Why did the frog lose to the dog in the swimming competition? (Answer: Frog who fouled in breaststroke)
105 How long will it take to finish Peking University? (Answer: A note clock is enough)
106 Xiaoming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does mother always ask her father who can't repair the clock to repair it for her? (Answer: Xiu Xiaoming)
What color are the teeth of black and white babies? (Answer: Babies have no teeth)
108 has a stick. What should I do if I want to shorten it, but I can't cut it, break it or shorten it? (Answer: Take one that looks like it)
How do you spell 109 and zero in Roman numerals? (Answer: Roman numerals have no zero)
1 10 Can you make a number greater than 3 and less than 4 with three chopsticks? (answer: take pi ∏)
1 1 1 Sasha claims to be an expert in distinguishing the age of hens. His unique skill is to use his teeth. Why? (Answer: Eat chicken to see if the hen is old or tender)
What number should be added between 1 12 and 1 to make this number greater than 0 and less than 1? (answer: add one. It becomes 0. 1)
1 13 What do you mean, if dad doesn't touch it, just ask him to touch it twice? (Answer: upper lip and lower lip)
A square table is missing a corner. How many angles are there? (Answer: 50 cents)
1 15 Mrs. Kim has always been outspoken, but what made her suddenly speak hesitatingly? (Answer: Mrs. King hesitated while eating sugar cane)
Please think it over. What is the biggest shadow you see? (A: The shadow of the earth, that is, every night)
There are 24 people in row 6. How can we arrange them by 5 people? (Answer: Just arrange in regular hexagon)
1 17 On the bus, two people are having a heated conversation, but the onlookers can't hear a word. What's this about? (Answer: This is a deaf-mute couple)
1 18 under what circumstances is a person really at the mercy of others? (A: On the operating table)
The angrier things get, the bigger things get. (answer: temper)
120 asked the doctor about the patient's condition. The doctor only put up five fingers and the family cried. What is the reason? (answer: three long and two short)
What fakes are people willing to buy? (answer: wigs, dentures)
122 What gets dirtier when washed? (answer: water)
123 who is the most disobedient? (Answer: Deaf-mute)
124 A man fell into the river and struggled several times. He climbed up from the river, his clothes were all wet, but his hair was gone. Why? (Answer: Because he is bald)
125 Xiaoming bought a new sock with a hole, but he didn't go to the shop assistant to change it. Do you know why? (answer: socks)
126 What did you do that you obviously didn't do, but you should be punished? (Answer: Homework)
127 What do you want? (answer: sick)
128 What English letters do people like to listen to? (Answer: CD)
129 What gives birth to a tail at night? (Answer: Meteor)
130' s family asked the doctor about the patient's condition. The doctor only put up five fingers and the family cried. What is the reason? (answer: three long and two short)
13 1 What has five heads, but people don't think it's weird? (Answer: hands, feet)
132 What water will never run out? (answer: tears)
133 What does the elephant's left ear look like? (answer: right ear)
134 what books are not available in the bookstore? (answer: suicide note)
135 what can't I wear? (answer: nuts)
A student lives in school. Why is he often late for school? (Answer: The school where home is located is not the school where he goes to school)
137 why do the police turn a blind eye to drivers who run red lights? (Answer: The driver didn't drive)
138 Two fathers and sons went to buy hats. Why did they only buy three? (answer: three generations)
139 In a closely monitored exam, two students handed in identical papers. After the examiner found out, he didn't think they cheated. What is the reason? (Answer: Both of them are blank)
140 aunt Zhang talked all day, but for one month she said the least. What month was that? (Answer: February)
14 1 There is a place where bad guys are taught, but no police dare to take action to sweep it. What is this place (answer: detention center)
142 in today's society, what do most self-employed people live on? (answer: mouth)
143 What's the fastest way to turn ice into water? (Answer: Remove two points of water)
144 Xiao Liu is a very ordinary person. Why can he not blink for more than ten hours? (answer: sleeping)
145 Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: He is aiming freely)
146 pigs are all treasures, which are of great use. What's the use of pigs for human beings? (Answer: It can also be used to call names)
147 Six-year-old Xiaoming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does mother always ask her father who can't repair the clock to repair it for her? (Answer: Mom asked Dad to repair Xiaoming)
148 What is the first thing that everyone will do when they wake up in the morning? (Answer: Open your eyes)
149 The news published in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news can never be false? (Answer: the date in the newspaper)
150 Yan has * * 10 coins in his pocket, but he missed 10 coins. What else is in his pocket? (answer: a hole)
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