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On the fifteenth day of the first month, Lantern Festival, three sentences and a half blessings.
1, the fireworks party is so lively, the thunder is deafening, the anti-aircraft guns are fighting for each other, and the flowers are blooming in the night sky, which is so wonderful ~ ~
Meteors and drums are beating at a brisk pace, and Taurus is as far away as Hu Jin, so we all got together and had a great party!
3, the fruitful reform and opening up, 30 years of vicissitudes of life in the Spring and Autumn Period, in the final analysis, are two cats, one black and one white!
4, the Year of the Ox has arrived in the Year of the Tiger, time is fast, everyone is happy and healthy, and make more money!
The Lantern Festival is coming. How are the three friends? I hope everyone is happy. Laugh!
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6, put aside the work at hand, the Lantern Festival is just around the corner, have a reunion dinner, free of charge!
7. The fifteenth day of the first month has risen. I ate Yuanxiao and went to enjoy the lanterns. I was looking forward to it, but it's windy again ~ ~
As long as everyone laughs, I will come back to the next performance. I wish you a happy new year. Goodbye!
9. On the fifteenth day of the first month, Lantern Festival is round and makes my mouth water. It is really amazing ~ ~
10, I said three and a half sentences today, and I don't have much tolerance. No matter how good it is, don't run!
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