Who will tell me a joke?

One day, an old farmer drove his donkey cart into town to sell vegetables. After entering the city, the donkey rampaged, and the old farmer whipped it and scolded, "You think you are a police car! Hit whoever you want. " After selling vegetables, I went home. Once out of the city, the donkey dragged the car to the vegetable field to eat some vegetables for a while, and then ran to the wheat field to eat wheat. The old farmer slapped him and scolded, "You think you are a cadre and you can eat anywhere!" On the way home, the donkey saw the fishing net hung by his neighbor and jumped up excitedly and stepped on it. As a result, the old man was forced to pay for fishing nets, and the old farmer was whipped and scolded: "You think you are 169, so go online if you want!" The donkey was anxious and kicked the old man. The old man said sadly, "You think you are Bambusa bambusa. You can kick whoever you want ..."