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Send a rustic love story to girls, who say I am immature. How should I reply?

Because of its freshness, suddenness and directness, many girls don't know how to reply instantly, so they lose the initiative. Mu Zi now wants to share with you the following points and how to better handle local love stories.

Anti-routine of auxiliary words in love words

For example: Do you know what my biggest weakness is? This is your fault.

The key word here is the word "point", because if there is a little word missing, it is more direct to answer "I lack you", but it is inconsistent with the shortcomings mentioned above. So we can answer like this: but I don't lack you.

Flower heart test is unconventional

For example: Where are you from? Hunan people. No, it's my sweetheart.

This way is more direct and widely used, and it belongs to a romantic love story. In this case, we can grasp the key word "Shang" and answer like this: You have so many lovers, and I don't like being squeezed.

Usually, they will say: You are the only one in my heart. You can continue to test him: but I'm not the only one you said. In this type, there will be many people around a person who are entangled. As a girl, we should always observe the boy's expression and feel his psychological state. Look in the eyes or speak hesitatingly, which is probably a sign of guilt.

Get to the bottom of it.

Example: You have something on your face. What is this? Kind of beautiful.

He praised you for the topic he prepared later. If you take him to talk about other topics now, I believe he will be anxious because he is not prepared enough. The answer can be: Oh? Kind of beautiful. What is this? No matter how the boys answer, you can ask again, where is the beauty? Why is it beautiful?

In fact, we only ask detailed questions, but most people don't think so much. Of course, this way is enough. Unless you really don't like this person, it is estimated that the scene will be quite embarrassing.

Refuse to be provoked.

For example: Do you know where my heart is? On the left. No, on your side.

This kind of love story belongs to an adventure in the earthy love story family, because the provocative answer is to directly test each other's ideas, which is equivalent to giving them away by hand. If a girl says: Your heart is by my side, then why are you still alive? I believe that there will be more scenes of confession in this type of scene!

Although there are thousands of local love stories, there are many ways to solve the problem, among which grasping key words and coping ability are particularly important. Mu Zi chose several simple love stories to see how everyone answered them.

1. Did you ask about the burning smell? That's my heart burning.

2. "Why did you hurt me?" "Hurt you what?" "I like you so much!"

My love for you is like a tractor going up a hill, vigorous and vigorous. ...

4. "Amusement park, you can ride on it." "What is a spin with music?" "Trojan Horse" and "A Mu"

5. "Facing you, I am not only considerate, but also considerate.