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Non-mainstream said, he said, I don’t make random promises, I can’t do these things, he collapsed instantly

1. I like a person who sends a smiling emoticon to me while chatting. She may think that I don’t understand what she means. In fact, I already understand, but I just can’t help it.

2. I hope you have seen everything about me and whether you like me or not, then you will feel, oh, ah, I am so lucky not to be with her.

3. He said, I don’t make promises, I can’t do these things, and he collapsed instantly.

4. I hope that the person in the future will solve problems in the future and not be like me now.

5. All things, important and unimportant, wanted and unwanted, all have an expiration date. Even the kind of sadness that makes you cry has an expiration date.

5. Drink more hot water. Why do I need you when I already have hot water?

6. When it comes to relationships, it is always better not to give in. Recognize the facts early and let yourself be more free and unrestrained.

7. Without a trace of verbal communication, you are obviously by your side. You can count the number of times we meet in a month on five fingers. I feel so tired and I can't express my pain.

8. After meeting the right person, the frequency of the above thank you words will be very rare, provided that you meet that person.

9. There is no perfect relationship, and there is no tireless life. Maintaining the temperature and length of a relationship depends on cherishing it.

10. Being lovelorn and unemployed, I might be a Tibetan Mastiff.

11. When fishing, if you catch the fish, will you still feed it?

12. It is enough to scratch off just one word "thank you" for winning the prize. There is no need to scratch off all four words "thank you for your patronage" before you are willing to let go.

13. Don’t touch my things, even those I don’t want. If you don't know how to cherish love, you really don't deserve love.

14. Say sorry to me after ruining my life, say you love me, and say you want to marry me. I want to say, since you have lost me, then don’t try to find me again. .

15. I still sincerely hope that you can explode on the spot. It took me eight lifetimes of bad luck to meet you.

16. Sometimes I don’t really like it, but I just don’t want it. Maybe even if I get it, I don’t want it anymore!

17. He may have really liked you, but he only just liked you.

18. I understand everything. I know that he doesn’t know how to cherish me, but I still have hope for him again and again. However, he turns around and puts all the responsibilities on me, and firmly breaks up with me. I made up my mind and told myself that it was time to let go, but when I really lost it, I still clung to it and couldn’t let it go. But this time, I will say goodbye once and for all!

19. I give you my enthusiasm, and you give me your carelessness.

20. All sweet words are not as real as actions, and feelings should be more rational. Talk about promises you can’t make

1. I really don’t know how you dare to make a firm promise to me if you can’t do something.

2. Business should be about integrity. You said that you just started your business and you start deceiving your potential customers. This is not good. Don't make promises easily to things that your little sister can't do. If you want to make big profits at a small cost from the beginning, you're thinking too much.

3. At the end of the year and the beginning of the year, you are always the youngest. Make some promises that you cannot achieve. Happy New Year.

4. The world is in trouble. So don’t promise something you can’t do. Be brave enough to take responsibility.

5. Stop promising things you can’t do. Sometimes liking is just liking and has nothing to do with reason. After drinking the most wine in this year, the past will be cleared away with the wind, love and hate.

6. If you love someone, don’t make too many promises that you can’t fulfill. If you don’t love someone, don’t accept all the good things from the other person easily. Make promises before it’s too late and reject them as early as possible. We often I can't bear the back and forth betrayal, and I can't bear the repeated betrayal.

7. Not only others, but also those who have promised themselves in the past can no longer do it. In the new year, I only need to remember that I only love those who love me, and never suffer any disadvantages again.

8. Don’t make promises to people on a whim, otherwise you will hurt everyone who expects you if you fail to do so.

9. The book says that proactive people make promises and keep them. If I can't do that, then commit less.

10. Keep your word and try not to promise things you can’t do. I think this is actually a particularly valuable quality.

11. He is reluctant to give me good things and says he wants to give me the best. He says he loves me, but I can’t feel his love. He can never do what he promised.

12. How cowardly people are. They can’t raise their spirits when it comes to matters that require the most energy. They lose their temper with the people who should be treated most kindly. They promise others casually but can’t even keep the promises they made to themselves. , make the same mistakes repeatedly, and want to run away when encountering problems.

13. Don’t promise casually if you can’t do it. The feeling of going from expectation to disappointment is really sad.

14. Don’t be pretentious when you have nothing to do. Just do what you have to do. Many conflicts come out of your free time. Don’t make promises that you can’t do. If you lose trust, give up as soon as possible. Instead of being suspicious of each other, it's better to go your separate ways.

15. If you want to change the attitude or behavior of others, leaders must keep the following advice in mind: Seek truth from facts. Please don’t promise something you can’t do. Forget your own selfish interests and focus on the interests of the other person; the purpose is clear. Know clearly what you want the other person to do; have empathy. Ask yourself what the other person’s real needs are; put yourself in their shoes. Think about the benefits the other party can get from doing things for you; exchange of benefits. Find the combination of the above benefits and the other party's needs; express your attitude. When making a request, explain how the person could benefit from it.

16. How cowardly people are. They can’t raise their spirits when it comes to matters that require the most energy. They lose their temper with the people who should be treated most kindly. They promise others casually but can’t even keep the promises they made to themselves. , make the same mistakes repeatedly, and want to run away when encountering problems.

17. You said you were afraid of making promises because you were afraid of not being able to do it, but you gave your family a big surprise at the beginning of 2019. Little did you know how busy you were during your holidays, just to give your family A peace of mind.

18. Don’t be stupid. All sadness and pain will never pass. It’s all bullshit. Don’t deceive yourself and others. Don’t make any promises. You simply can’t do it because you are a bad person.

19. How cowardly people are. They can’t raise their spirits when it comes to things that require the most energy. They lose their temper with the people who should be treated most kindly. They promise others casually but can’t even keep the promises they made to themselves. , make the same mistakes repeatedly, and want to run away when encountering problems.

It’s been 20.21 days, and I still can’t bring myself to find you. You should be able to feel it. In fact, I can do everything haha, just forget it and let it go. What I’m disappointed about is not that you can’t do it, but that you never take your promises seriously. I'm extremely disappointed, but I won't tell you.

21. I can’t forget you. If the promise is unreliable, what makes us embrace!

22. I like the word "probably" so much, because I can't say it accurately and I am afraid of making promises. Generally speaking, it's probably pretty good.

23. If you can’t do it in the future, it’s better not to promise, or if you haven’t done it yet, don’t promise anymore. Girls easily believe the beautiful words from their sweethearts, and they really hate that kind of hugging. The feeling of looking forward to nothing but waiting for nothing. Who can predict tomorrow? Spending today together is a luxury. So I have grown up, become immune to disappointment, and no longer believe you easily.

24. Don’t promise easily if you can’t do it.

25. Since you can’t do many things at all, don’t promise me so easily.

26. Don’t easily promise to accompany a sad person, because it is very disappointing if the promise cannot be fulfilled. What non-mainstream people say

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1. An embarrassing life: asking for something but not getting it, giving it up but not letting it go, getting something without hesitating it - some are regrets, some are shameless.

2. Hold my hand and walk with your eyes closed and you won’t get lost.

3. When you can’t bear it anymore, just bear it again.

4. The warmth and warmth of life depends on the temperature of the soul.

5. Small happiness is around you, and being easily satisfied is heaven.

6. The wind blows up the fleeting years that are as broken as flowers, and your smile sways and sways, becoming the most beautiful embellishment in my life. Look at the sky, the snow, and the deep shadows of the seasons.

7. A lonely person will always carefully remember everyone who has appeared in his life, so I always think of you counting my loneliness over and over every night when the stars fall. .

8. The disadvantage of being angular is that it is very convenient for others to bite you.

9. Only by giving sincerity can you get sincerity, but it may be completely hurt; by keeping distance, you can protect yourself, but you are destined to be lonely forever.

10. Loving each other is happiness, so simple, so difficult.

11. Don’t cry for your youth, you haven’t met your best self yet. As a woman, nothing else is scary. What scares you most is clinging to the tail of youth until you die and refusing to face it. The best age is when you finally know and firmly believe how good you are. It's not bluffing, exaggerating, or being praised by everyone, but you know clearly in your heart: Yes, I am that good.

12. Some people live in memory and are unforgettable; some people live around you, but they are far away. The bright moon of the old days cannot hold up the everlasting promise, nor can it keep the everlasting oath. The entanglement in the heart, if it can be solved, it is a knot; if it cannot be solved, it is a disaster.

13. Spit is used to count money, not to reason.

14. A side effect of success is that the past practices are also suitable for the future.

15. Will the love engraved on the back of the chair be like the flowers on the cement, blooming in a lonely forest without wind?

16. No one is responsible for your destiny except yourself. It is said that the environment is created by the heart, and the appearance is born by the heart. Everything you have now comes from the thoughts in your heart. Every choice you make, every step you take, is a reflection of your own mentality. Stop complaining about life and fate, because everything you experience is caused by yourself, and God only takes the blame for you.

17. Everyone who comes into your life has a certain reason, some are good, some are bad. They make or break us. But in the end they made us who we are today.

18. The life you say is your life. There will always be a way to do something good, no problem. People who can say such positive words every day will have a very smooth life every day. Even if they encounter difficulties, they will be able to overcome them. On the contrary, people who hear people shouting every day that it’s too bad, too infuriating, and there’s nothing they can do about it, encounter a lot of setbacks and have particularly bad luck.

19. If all the goals you set for yourself have been achieved, then it means that the goals you set are not ambitious enough.

20. To like someone means to be happy together; to love someone means to want to be together even if you are unhappy.

21. Forgetting is our unchangeable destiny. Everything is like a misaligned drawing. Everything in the past cannot be returned to the past, so it slowly extends and staggers bit by bit.

Maybe we really should forget the things that have been missed

22. The longer I stay in contact with people, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!

23. You give me a tear, and I see the entire ocean in your heart.

24. There are no legends about the grass growing and the orioles flying in this city. It always lives in reality, with fast drumbeats, hurried figures, numb eyes, and fake smiles, and I am being assimilated

25. Humor is when a person wants to cry but still has the interest to laugh.

26. When I like you, you are what you say. When I don’t like you, what do you say you are?

27. There are always more uninvited guests in fate than unexpected ones. Therefore, dealing with the former type of guests is a must in life. Since he is a guest, you cannot refuse him. Therefore, there is no point in complaining. A wise host is to send the guests away safely and as quickly as possible.

28. There is always that one person whom you say you don’t love anymore, but when you hear the news about him, your heart aches.

29. It turns out that children who are involved with words are never happy. Their happiness is like playful children, wandering to the sky and refusing to come back.

30. You will never see me when I am the loneliest, because I am the loneliest only when you are not by my side.

31. Those people who said they would never be separated are already scattered in the world.

32. Not every effort will be rewarded, but efforts must be made for every harvest. This is an unfair and irreversible proposition.

33. Those things that we once thought we never forget are forgotten by us in the process of never forgetting them.

34. Sometimes, it’s not that the other person doesn’t care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

35. Being beautiful can only provide eyesight to others, but it does not necessarily bring happiness.

36. If he really loves you, you can be any kind of woman. If he doesn't love you enough, you need to be an almighty woman.

37. The best thing about telling the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.

38. Many things are not something I can do just by thinking about them. There are many things that I can get without asking for them. There are many people who I can’t keep if I don’t keep them, and I’m fine by myself. Time is like water, always speechless. If you are well, it will be sunny.

39. If you haven’t finished talking about some things, just forget it. Everyone is a king, domineering in his own world. You don't want to listen to me, but you don't want me to listen to you either.

40. The space formed by singing allows the years to come and go freely, so it still protects the face of the person who has never changed and a huge and unending hatred.

41. I forgot which year, which month, which day, and which wall I carved a face on. A smiling face staring at me sadly. Will the love carved on the back of the chair be possible? It will be like the flowers on the concrete floor blooming into the windless forest that has never existed before.

42. Don’t give me any more sudden care. Not every time you appear I will feel happy. If the ending is not what I want, then I would rather not be involved in the process. I don’t want to humble myself anymore, and I won’t keep being humble. Once the scar is healed and the pain is forgotten, I won’t keep doing it. If you don't love it, please leave. If you don't hesitate, I won't love you either.

43. We are always used to hurting the people closest to us. Because our ability is limited to hurting those around us. So, thank you for being so patient with me.

44. If life is like walking, many people spend their whole lives walking in a room, walking in circles. After walking thousands of miles and decades, they are still walking around in the room. When life comes to an end, Only then did I feel like I was doing nothing. It’s not that they live shorter lives, it’s that they haven’t found the door. It’s not that they don’t work hard, it’s that they don’t know why they work hard.

45. Going to bed means you have to get up tomorrow.

46. We only have one earth, so you must take care of it; there is only one me on the earth, so you must also take care of me.

47. Everyone in the world must suffer Despite setbacks, many people grow strongest in the broken places. -- Hemingway

48. Some people will always be engraved in their memory. Even if they forget his voice, his smile, and his face, the feeling that they have every time they think of him will always be there. Feelings will never change.

49. The bitterness and sweetness of coffee does not depend on how to stir it, but whether to add sugar; the pain of a period of time does not depend on how to forget it, but on whether you have the courage to start over.

50. If one day we are no longer together, we should act as if we were together.

51. Friendship is like a bank that accepts small deposits and cash withdrawals. If you don't replenish your emotions at ordinary times, once you need the support of friends to tide over difficulties, you will find that the deposit certificate is blank.

52. Life is like a mountain, what matters is not its height, but its beauty; life is like a rain, what matters is not its size, but its timeliness.

53. We often ignore those who love us, but love those who ignore us.

54. Let the future come and let the past pass.

55. Love is your own thing. No one is truly worthy of loving with all your heart. But with love, it can help you overcome all the illusions in life, reach out to the world with the longest tentacles, reach into the inside that you have never discovered, open up all the normally numb senses, transcend the years of fatigue, peel off Layers of worldly calluses expose the softest parts of yourself.

56. The reason why angels can fly is because they take themselves very lightly

57. The only one who can save you is yourself. You don’t have to worry about the judgment of the outside world. , there is no need to fall into the eyes of others, and there is no need to distort yourself in order to please the world.

58. What is happiness? Just cover up your sadness and smile at everyone.

59. If God wants to destroy a person, he must first make him crazy. But why hasn’t God destroyed me after I’ve been crazy for so long?

60. Don’t act like you’re worth 2,500 to 80,000 yuan in front of me, put on your pose and show off!

61. When you truly love something, you will find how fragile and powerless language is. There is always a gap between words and feelings.

62. The noise and brightness of the world, the joy and happiness of the world, are like clear streams, in the wind, in front of my eyes, passing by, and warmth gushes out like spring water. I have no extravagant expectations. , I just want you to be happy and not sad.

63. Any man who can be snatched away by others is not your Mr. Right.

64. Don’t look at things you shouldn’t see, don’t say things you shouldn’t say, don’t listen to things you shouldn’t hear, don’t think about things you shouldn’t think, and do whatever you should do

65. Being It will be very sad if someone you care about is ignored, and what is even sadder is that you have to pretend that you don't care.

66. Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationships.

67. You have to work hard. What you want can only be given by yourself. If others give it, you have to ask yourself whether you can afford it.

68. Which is more important, the house or the love? Um. When there is only love, the house is more important. When there is only a house, love is more important. Once you have love and a house, it will be more important to find other things. Life is like a multiple-choice question. Which one you choose first and which one you choose later will have different life trajectories. Do you want to pursue true love when you are young but not live a stable life when you are young? Or do you want to live a stable life when you are young instead of searching for true love when you are young? --Su Qin

69. I look at you smiling, silent, proud, and disappointed just like now, so I am happy with you and sad with you, but I am always standing in the present while you always stay in the past.

70. Many things that we thought we would never forget in our lives are forgotten by us in the days when we never forget them.

71. What a person can and should allow himself to do is not to feel safe, but to accept the reality of being unsafe.

72. Women’s tears are useless liquid, but if you make a woman cry, it means you are useless.

73. There is no soft love in the hard city. Life is not Lin Daiyu, and it will not be charming because of sadness. Thousands of people will never be able to see through the mirror, but the smoke and clouds in the world are like me in a blink of an eye

74. In relationships, both very smart people and very unsmart people are less likely to suffer. Because very smart people can manage the people around them well and know how to deal with problems when they happen. And very unintelligent people can't find the problem at all and just go on living in a muddle. The ones who suffer are those who are smart enough to identify problems but don’t know how to solve them. My heart hurts, but I don’t know what to do. Therefore, it is not painful to be stupid. What is painful is the sensitive and indecisive people.

75. Whenever I look at the sky, I don’t like to talk anymore. Whenever I talk, I don’t dare to look at the sky anymore.

76. When a song fits the current situation, I will let it play on a loop.

77. Hiding in a certain time, missing the palm prints of a period of time; hiding in a certain place, missing a person who stands on the way in and out, who makes me care.

78. If we are all children, we can stay where time is, sit together and listen to those stories that will never grow old while slowly laughing our heads off.

79. Those things we thought we would never forget, just in the process of us remembering them, will be completely different one day if we forget them. Time has not taught me anything, but it has taught me not to be easy. Believe in myths

80. Playing with emotions? I will make you cry rhythmically

81. There was once a smile that appeared in my life, but in the end it disappeared like mist, and that smile became deeply buried in my heart. There is a rapid river that I cannot swim in, and the sound of the river becomes my song of despair every day and every night.

82. The reason why people live a tired life is because they can’t let go of their airs, can’t tear apart face, and can’t solve the plot.

83. Beauty makes men stop, wisdom makes men stay.

84. A good horse never eats grass when it turns back, because there is no grass when it turns back.

85. Friendship, like love, also has a shelf life. Think about how many friends you have no contact with exist silently in your address book. It's not that I don't want to contact you, it's just that life is cruel, time and space change, and you and I have no intersection anymore. It's better to miss each other than to meet each other. It's better to let fate go than to climb up. Life is just a journey, you pass by me, I pass by you, and then, we each practice and move forward.

86. I forget which year, which day, which month, which wall I carved a face on, a smiling, sad face staring at me, we smiled and said, We stay at the same place in time, but in fact we have already been silently swept away by the torrent.

87. There are people who like loneliness, but they don’t like disappointment.

88. Don’t be discouraged, because everything is always the hardest at the beginning.

89. If you see a shadow in front of you, don’t be afraid, it’s because there is sunshine behind you.

90. In this life, the sufferings suffered in youth are nothing but a springboard. The most difficult thing for people on the springboard is the helpless struggle in their hearts before jumping off. I hope all the burdens will turn into gifts, and all the suffering will light up the confused road in the future.

91. If sincerity is a kind of harm, please choose lies; if lies are a kind of harm, please choose silence; if silence is a kind of harm, please choose to leave.

92. If you laugh once, I can be happy for several days; but if you cry once, I will be sad for several years.

93. A person always has to take a strange road, see strange scenery, listen to strange songs, and then at an inadvertent moment, you will find that the things you tried so hard to forget are really Just forgot about it.

94. Women, you must learn to filter. Filter your thoughts, filter your circle of friends, filter your shortcomings, and present yourself cleanly and comfortably in this wonderful society. Learn to be calm and calm, and that will make people like you more than your appearance.

95. Loneliness is the carnival of one person, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

96. One day I will walk away from you silently without making any sound. I missed a lot and I was always sad alone.

97. Someone has said that everyone will meet four people in their life. The first is yourself, the second is the person you love the most, the third is the person who loves you the most, and the third is the person you love most. Four are people who are spending their lives. The most fun thing about life is that the person you love most often does not choose you; the person who loves you most is often not the person you love most; and the person who ends up spending a lifetime with you is neither your favorite nor the person who loves you most. , just the person who shows up at the perfect time. 28 The most taboo thing in love is: both people fantasize about each other's future, but they always miss each other's past.

98. Who is the passer-by in so-and-so’s life, who is the wheel of life, the dust of the past life, the wind of this life, and the endless sad soul. I looked back at my growth path and watched day by day. I stood on the roadside with my hands in the pockets of my windbreaker and saw countless people walking past me expressionlessly. Occasionally someone stopped and said something to me. Smile, as bright as a peach blossom. I know that these people who stay will eventually become the warmth in my life. Seeing them reminds me of never leaving.

99. The most wonderful thing in life is not the moment when you realize your dream, but the process of persisting in your dream.

100. I count your smiles every day, but you feel so lonely even when you smile. They say your smile is beautiful and relaxed.

101. True love also includes appropriate rejection, timely praise, appropriate criticism, appropriate argument, necessary encouragement, gentle comfort, and effective urging.

102. I know I am not a very good recorder, but I like to look back on the road I came from more than anyone else. I keep looking back and stand still, but time still passes by with great vigor. Run forward.

103. There is only so much warmth in my life, and I gave it all to you, but you left me and you asked me how to smile at others again.

104. The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.

105. There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.

106. Like cancer, procrastination is also shortening your life, but the method is gentler, friendly and quiet.

107. In this sad and bright March, I rush through my thin youth, through the purple pansy, through the kapok, through the sadness, joy and impermanence that appear and disappear. .

108. Life can be made easy, and life can also be exquisite.

109. Memory is like water poured into the palm of your hand. No matter you spread it out or hold it tightly, it will still flow cleanly from your fingers drop by drop.

110. A bitch will always be a bitch. Even if the economy is in crisis, you can’t afford it!

111. The wind blew hollowly. Another year passed like this. The coming year will continue like this. I don’t know whether there is frustration hidden behind the stability, or whether there is stability in the depression. We just can't find it.

112. Fire can be used to test gold, gold can be used to test women, and women can be used to test men. Non-mainstream, domineeringly said, she was obsessed with him to the point of becoming a demon

☆. Maybe she met a kind person. In short, there is only one sentence that I am nagging about. I am very grateful for my current life. .

☆. Today’s young people are more selfish, especially in close relationships

☆. It’s still good to say good night, but some people don’t even say good night

☆. Although sometimes I really don’t want to say it because I think it will be ambiguous, but once I get used to it, I think it is just polite

☆. People with bad tempers will definitely suffer less grievances, and Love yourself the most.

☆. I think girls should not like someone who doesn’t like you, unless you are sure that he will like you.

☆. When I get tired, I feel that I really How wonderful it would be to be alone when you are terminally ill and have nothing to worry about. How wonderful it would be to be free and free without having to worry about anything!

☆. It doesn’t matter to me whether a woman is ugly or not, as long as I love her.

☆. There will always be someone who sees through all your shortcomings and will always love you

☆. I really like her, but why did she leave me?

☆. If you don’t like that person, you have to be together. The most regretful thing is that you treat her She is terminally ill, but she is obsessed with him.

☆. From loving him more than her own family and her own life, to now accepting that he doesn’t love me and won’t let me go.

☆. Some people are destined to meet us. Since they have appeared in our world, we are not allowed to have regrets and should be happy. After all, we have all loved each other in the past, whether we were happy or unhappy. Keep them all in your heart and let these become the most beautiful memories of your youth, okay!

☆. Although I am terminally ill, she can still heal my injuries, but maybe I will be left with my own wishful thinking! Haha

☆. I know I am not lovable, so I won’t bother you

☆. Make love all day long. Life is just as wonderful without love. With family affection and friendship, Why do you have to live and die for love?

☆. I don’t need love, because I have family affection, the strongest relationship.

☆. Sometimes you love someone so much that you lose yourself. Especially falling in love with a person who has a family. But can't be together. Who knows what it feels like to always say. There are children who are afraid of getting hurt but dare not divorce. Is this true love?

☆. I still can’t let you go, and I don’t dare to disturb you. I can’t tolerate anyone else except you in my heart. All I can do is bless you. I am willing to live alone like this and stay with you. You

☆. The person who can make you heartache must be your favorite

☆. That year, I had long hair reaching my waist, you were a young man, we met together Looking at the moon under the moon,

It felt so good at that time. Now, the world is so vast, where are you?