Jokes about Mid-Autumn Festival

The jokes about Mid-Autumn Festival are as follows:

1, looking forward to Mid-Autumn Festival, homework is near.

My mother asked me why I haven't been to Mid-Autumn Festival. Seriously, if I had money, you wouldn't even see my shadow.

3. When will there be a bright moon? Raise a cake and ask for heaven. I wonder how much the cake in the sky can sell?

4, teacher, I'm sorry, I don't do homework this Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, because I'm allergic to homework.

5, three days Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, in exchange for three pounds of homework.

6. Others enjoy the moon and eat moon cakes in the Mid-Autumn Festival. I like reading my homework in the Mid-Autumn Festival.

7. Colleagues received 65,438+000 moon cakes today, and each moon cake is filled with roses! There is also a greeting card: "put on the ring in the rose and I will wait for you at the civil affairs bureau." Are you moved? Embarrassed, our whole office is now trying to munch on moon cakes and rings. Which rose are you in?

8. Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. Considering that my wife has paid so much for me, do you want to send her some delicious moon cakes? The policeman grabbed my hand: That's why you robbed Wuren moon cake.

9. When I was a child, the old man always told me the story of Chang 'e, but I only thought about moon cakes, and I was not interested in Chang 'e. Now that the Mid-Autumn Festival is over, I have no interest in moon cakes, and I always think about Chang 'e.

10, the bird without power flew away, and the man without money disappeared. Eat cake and enjoy Mid-Autumn Festival alone.