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"Peking University School Grass"? (Lu Yu tone: I don't believe it. )
But after reading Amway in the comment area, I really feel that I can't do it without writing! !
I swear, it's not because his face is too conspicuous.
Nor is it because he dares to call himself "Peking University Yang Yang".
Not because he is 180, thin and naked.
But because,
In 20 12, he won the top prize in science in Qinghai college entrance examination, and was admitted to Peking University with a total score of 67 1.
Graduated from Guanghua School of Management, Peking University with a double degree in finance and mathematics.
But one thing is said, in the face of such a face, who can concentrate on academics?
I really want to ask, is it necessary to study so well and grow so handsome?
Let us ordinary men live.
This is simply the protagonist of the campus youth drama, the real version of the "Shawnai" god.
In fact, when he doesn't laugh, he looks cold.
When you laugh-my god, where did you get the puppy?
Ten thousand "I can" sentences are ready to go.
As the official cp, NTU School Grass Pu Yixing and Peking University School Grass Guo Wentao naturally stand to the end.
When I first went on the show, even the male host lamented: You are so delicate.
When he came to power for the first time, he frowned with nervousness and tried his best to answer every question.
Later, he became more and more handy on the stage. Although he is still shy, he is much calmer than before.
This calm look is simply not seen in the tense wheel war.
In the final "Hall of Fame" session, "Peking University School Grass" and "South University School Grass" met, which was highly anticipated.
(Note: This is not a poster of If You Are the One)
One is that "young people are as beautiful as a fairy, holding swords all over the world", and the other is "standing on the God of God and never losing".
This precious friendship between comrades has been preserved to this day.
Look at this special effect, there should be BGM ringing here: I just want to see you if I want to see you, and I just want to see you in the future ~
The only regret is that when they went to the top of the mountain to search for fire, Weibo of Wen Tao didn't use his name, and missed a good opportunity to get a raise.
What kind of "beauty is strong and sorrow" is this? hahaha.
Of course, gold always shines.
A few years later, Guo Wentao also appeared in the Chamber of Secrets. He looked very quiet, but he was as calm as a king.
In the secret room, when the teammates were scared and fled,
He walked leisurely and watched, completely ignoring the scary NPC in the surrounding glass cabinet.
There is a room where the plot needs to climb over the wall. He used his height advantage to climb, turn around and reach out to his teammates.
Forced "Escape from the Chamber of Secrets" into a youth idol drama. ...
In Detective Star, he is a detective assistant with a high voice.
Wearing uniforms and frowning, the fans in front of the screen almost forgot the case.
But Wen Tao, with good logic, met Sa Beining, the "bright lamp of Peking University", his brain was wide open and he went astray halfway.
Genius on the left, madman on the right, that's you two, right?
Not to mention the "Detective Academy", which is completely the home of Xueba.
There is a game called "I'll get you" similar to Tian Ji Horse Racing, which requires strong reasoning and game skills. Wen Tao has never lost.
So that the program group cancelled the game later. ...
In addition to "eat you" hardcore players, he is recognized by teammates-
King of quick question and answer, match point terminator, reasoning genius.
I have to say that sometimes face value can really blind people's eyes.
For example, the simple-minded Shi Kai's younger brother said naively, I believe Wen Tao because he can't tell lies.
Wen Tao:? Does the color make you dizzy? )
However, "the more beautiful a man is, the more likely he is to cheat." Just because he looks good doesn't mean he has no heart.
As we all know, ghosts and ghosts are the only murderers who escaped with zero votes in the history of Star Detective.
Wen Tao, a ghost detective assistant, is simply shine on you and better than Blue.
In the episode of "Script Killing", Wen Tao played tricks, pretended to be innocent and made up stories, and succeeded in deceiving everyone and got five gold bars.
Who can doubt him if he has tasted this thousand-layer routine?
What I can't forget most is that he has a confident expression of "I am right".
There are not many speeches, but they are always surprisingly accurate.
In the episode of "Wolf Man Killing", he drew the card of "Witch" and caught a wolf by taking a wild guess when the situation was extremely unfavorable to civilians. (Spoiler warning)
Who can refuse a handsome and smart boy?
My only regret is that I'm unlucky in dice.
"Why is Wen Tao so clever that he always throws one?" -The unsolved mystery of "Detective Academy".
What shocks me most is that even if you learn to bully others, you can still develop morally, intellectually, physically and aesthetically.
There is a boxing game machine in the program, and my teammates have tried it several times, all of which are more than 400 points.
Guo Wentao said that he was "sick recently", and as a result, he punched 500 points and still used his left hand.
Oh, it turns out that Guo Wentao is not only the top science scholar in Qinghai Province, but also the champion of table tennis team and the runner-up in singles.
One of my hobbies is fitness and lifting iron.
Please tell me where he is not perfect! !
Who can stand it!
However, although he has a face value that can withstand the high-definition lens of TV, he has no plans to enter the entertainment circle at present, and the programs are recorded on weekends.
It can be said that he is a clear-headed boy with his own ideas!
He said that he hoped to live longer, even if he was on the show, he didn't want to affect his work.
If there is an opportunity in the future, I will consider continuing my studies and taking an MBA.
After all, Xueba only has learning in his heart ~
Everyone who has just met him thinks that he is cold, taciturn and frightful.
But he's just a slow-witted character. Once he is mature, he is a lively and smiling sunshine boy.
Occasionally take selfies.
Weibo has been doing cat and fitness for many years, and now he has added cooking, so he is undoubtedly a good man at home.
Even the music skills are complete, and I can play guitar and erhu. ...
I stumbled across a youth talent show many years ago. He sang Li Jian's Lake Baikal.
It's really easy to say without a facial filter.
Live broadcast to fans, playing Rubik's cube ...
As if we really understood it.
It is said that he is still an activist. Like traveling, I took my backpack to Europe 14 countries.
What is the ideal type? This is a duck! !
Well, it's time to find your family again.
Such a perfect brother, why is it my turn to be single?
Yes, the object is him ↓
Sorry for putting the wrong picture, little brother's real girlfriend is her ~
Their relationship is very stable at present.
His girlfriend is two years younger than him and graduated from Peking University.
Beauty and wisdom are equally important, and there is a boyfriend who comes out of a novel. (I'm not sour at all)
Boys often send photos of their girlfriends in Weibo and openly fall in love.
If it is really sweet, it will be over ~
Many people say that this pair is very similar to Shawna and Bevivi in love O2O.
I just wanted to be a handsome man, but I accidentally bumped into some beautiful love.
In fact, what are the truly perfect "Shawnee" and "Jiang Zhishu" in this world?
At the beginning, the little boy who was too nervous to show himself in One Stop to the End has become a reliable and gentle boy under the baptism of time.
As he said in the program, he used to be an introvert, afraid of failure, but deep down, he could never accept an "unchangeable" life.
Sure enough, for an excellent person, being good-looking is only his most insignificant advantage. ...
Well, it's okay to see more, right?
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